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Drugged Up Couple Arrested After Forgetting Infant Was In Backseat Of CarWALKER, LA — Billy and Lana Henry are looking at child cruelty charges after they forgot they’d brought their infant to Walmart and left the baby in the backseat of their car.

Officers responded to the Walmart parking lot after someone called to report seeing an infant locked in the backseat of a car. Police decided to force their way into the car due to the high temperatures.

Police checked the child for injuries and called the Office of Child Services. As all this was going on, the child’s parents – Billy Henry Jr., 35, and Lana Henry, 32 – had exited the Walmart and were walking toward the car.

When questioned, neither of the dumb fucks remembered they’d even brought their kid, and that the baby must have been locked in the car for about an hour. One officer reported that while questioning the couple, they “were unsteady on their feet and had slurred speech.”

Police would learn from the couple that their condition was the result of them taking Oxycodone. A quick search of Lana’s purse revealed she was a walking drug store. They would find her in the possession of marijuana, Adderall, oxymorphone, and a syringe.

Both  Billy and Lana Henry were arrested and charged with child cruelty and drug related offenses.

After the couple were transported to jail, police found Xanax on the floor of the patrol car. Lana admitted that she was the one who dropped the drugs. Then, while inside the jail, police would find Lana smuggled in an Adderall.

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  • Stormclouds

    … babies are not like marmite, you shouldn’t just forget they’re there, no matter how many drugs you’re snorting…

  • Texas Ranger

    Apparently she has squirted out 5 or 6 other kids, and the cops asked where they could find them and the answer was at “a house with a blue door next to a tire shop” Gotta love the ol maternal instinct.

  • itsknotme

    Decisions, decisions, decisions, … why me? And, why now? I’ve got all this money and don’t know if I should be buying Drug Company’s stock.

  • Buffettgirl

    She looks like the perfect junkie doesn’t she? Slack jawed, glassy, half-lidded eyes and ***whoo hoo, ding, ding, ding*** she hit the junkie trifecta and forgot her child. Super special…

  • LoKi4778

    That’s a lot of drugs, and a lot of trying to keep them hidden. She sure was ambitious about smuggling her drugs… as a junkie she gets an A for effort… of course that doesn’t balance out the parenting fail at all,,,

  • Erinn

    Kudos to the people who actually called the police to report the infant in the car, some kids with stupid parents don’t get so lucky.

    Also, in Walmart for an hour? Ugh, I can’t even stand being in that place for five minutes. Though, that’s typically due to dumb people like this couple.

  • Lena60

    I think she is a poster child for what drugs can and will do to you.

  • JohnQknowitall

    They would find her in the possession of marijuana, Adderall, oxymorphone, and a syringe.
    Whew! For a stupid second there I thought the story would be ruined with something like baby formula. Walmart continues to be America’s store for families of every level except the kind that owns the chain.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Oops.

  • Vincents_Sin

    “This is your brain….” 80′s flashback, anyone?!

  • sativagrl

    They do coke instead.

  • BubblesinGriffinGA

    So… if they came out of Wallyworld, and the cops were already at the car, how the hell did she manage to smuggle drugs into the patrol car AND into jail? Did she have some extras “tucked” just in case??

  • sativagrl

    I was wondering that too. Bitch is a magician

  • mean birch

    Dear lana, next time at Wal-Mart, pick up hair color.

  • Jessie

    There is nothing worse for me than when junkies leave infants locked in hot cars. Happens every summer :-(

  • Kelly

    Jesus, that bitch is 32?

  • AD Fkin Ate

    I’m surprised they made it to walmart high on oxys.. good thing people saw the kid. It saved morbid from writing another horrible story on how parents are idiots

  • Benighted

    No more free passes for twats who leave their kids in the car. I don’t care if you’re stressed, rushed, out of your normal routine, dealing with addiction or any of the hundred other excuses we hear. This is the 5th or 6th child-left-in-hot-car story I’ve read this week and it’s only Thursday.

  • Jessie

    And it’s only the start of summer. Check out my favorite link to keep updated on all the retarded parents across the land: http://www.ggweather.com/heat/hyperthermia2014.htm

  • Defafan

    Thankful for the people who saw the baby. Surprised the baby is even alive with parents like these. Tie your tubes you junkie b*tch.

  • Coyote

    When did Lindsay Lohan have a kid?

  • AD Fkin Ate

    and burn them bitches

  • AD Fkin Ate

    imaybe the dead chick from 70s show corpse twin or something

  • link07

    Marmite is gross

  • Buffettgirl

    Can I take the cast iron skillet from those commercials and beat this bitch about her damn head with it? ;-)

  • letinstar

    Seriously, I don’t know people have fertility problems. If you do crack, meth or any combination thereof, it seems to make anyone pop a kid..

  • Buffettgirl

    Wow – that many already? BG is now sad… :-(

  • DeweyCheatam

    Certainly! Swing big, put your weight into it!

  • Buffettgirl

    Oh I will -TRUST me!

  • Sejanus

    How much you want to bet Wal mart didn’t want any employees calling the cops either.
    As for the couple….have said it before will say it again…sterilize them and lock em in a dungeon.

  • sativagrl

    Oh yeah they make it to the supermarket then they get high again in the bathroom for an hour

  • Heather_Habilatory

    As a former Walmart employee, yeah they probably didn’t want an employee calling the cops. I heard (did not see) a lady smack her kid on the face once, and I was told I couldn’t do anything. If I’d seen it, I’m sure they’d have fired me on the spot for knocking that bitch out.

  • Leasha

    Slurred speech and unsteady on their feet from fuckin pain killers? Jesus, they can’t hold their oxy, can they? Though I’m willing to bet they had made a “suicide” drug treat…. you know, like when you go to the gas station and mix all the sodas together.

  • Leasha

    Seriously! I wouldn’t believe she was in her 30s without a birth certificate and her parents to clarify.

  • Sejanus

    Wal Mart…where the bottom line is the only thing that matters.
    Congrats on getting out.
    Hope you have a gig you love!
    Incidents like the one above and other objectionable events are becoming all too common at Wal Mart and I am sure Sam W is rolling in his grave.

  • Sejanus

    mmmmm swamp water for the win!

    looking at those two, it is obvious wht oxy is called hillbilly heroin.

  • http://www.dictionary.com/ Ruby Red

    eww typical white trash junkies. somebody should have napalmed her puzzy!…..poor lil baby!

  • CD

    I know her! I love her. She’s the bees knees. Lol

  • Nick Trygg

    Oh these folks aint tootin their pills. These folks are certified IV users. I would bet my bottom dollar they were cooking their loads with half oxcy and half xanax. Thats how you get to that state where you forget your own child is in your god damn car. One of my old friends was an IV user, and he would get out of it some times, but he never mixed, and I dont think i could see him slip up that hard on OC’s or jingle Horse alone. Thank GOD im scared of needles to the point where my last filling I got, I looked in the dentist eye’s and said, “Just drill no needles”. It did hurt a bit, but ever since the time where I was like 6 years old and I had a team of nurses hold me down for a few booster and immunization shots; I have Loathed the needle. I still get with in a cat hairs length of passing out when ever I have blood drawn. Other wise I would have been right there with my buddy sitting on benches in public putting all kinds of goodies in my arm. Fear is a necessary instinct.

  • ultracreep

    When I saw that pic, I couldn’t tell if that was Billy or Lana.

  • 1DireWolf

    It was more than just the opiates. I took Oxycontin and Oxycodone (as perscribed) for years and while they made me groggy, I never forgot to even feed the cat let alone an infant. I quit the opiates cold turkey because I wasn’t me anymore.

  • CT

    And some wax for that lipstash.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I guarantee he is. The temp job I got hired at right after the Great Satan… The boss’s wife’s sister is married to one of his sons. And the wife knew Sam. said he’d be so heartbroken over the way the company, and even the country, is now.

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    Lol we even call it that here and we dont have Hillbillies..not in the way you mean anyway.

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    Fuck yeh I was on fistfuls of the things after my leg break last year. Doc just kept giving me them and after several months I had a violent seizure and Doctor even said it was directly linked to that and nothing else. Strange thing is when I stopped taking them the pain started to go away. I am convinced it was the painkillers messing with my head making me believe I was in more pain than I actually was.

  • Ursula Pine

    Bribe them with more drugs to get sterilized. If you would call that being a eugenicist, you’d be right. Although, starting with this far down the totem pole, not a very ambitious one.

  • Lena60

    Yes Stanley pain killers can do that, especially opium based drugs.

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    But they remembered they had a car and drove there, even where they parked. But the baby? Nah.

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