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Shery DownsBILLINGS, MT – Police have arrested 52-year-old Shery Downs on a felony charge of assault with a weapon after she allegedly knifed her hubby in the face because he pissed on the bathroom floor.

When police arrived at the couple’s home, Shery’s 68-year-old husbnad was on the front steps holding a bloody towel to his face. Following a blood trail into the home, police found Shery who seemed to be intoxicated.

She told them that her husband had hurt himself after she called police to report he gave a false name to the cable company in an attempt to get free cable installed at the home. She denied hurting her husband or seeing his injury.

Her husband had a different story, claiming Shery got angry with him because he pissed on the bathroom floor. She told him she wanted to “cut him up” before using a cleaver-type knife to slash his throat and face. Afterwards, she told him she hoped he died.

Her husband was taken to the hospital where stitches were needed to treat the cut on his face.

Shery was taken to jail where she is being held on a $5,000 bond. When interviewed in jail, she continued to deny slashing her husband but did say they would find her fingerprints on the knife because she used it to cut meat.

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  • Texas Ranger

    Love is so beautiful. I can’t wait to grow old with Mrs. Ranger…….

  • Buffettgirl

    I though Gollum was a fictional character, who knew it was alive and (almost) well in Montana?

  • Lena60

    Is that shery’s post mortem photo?

  • sweekymom

    No, corpses look better than that.

  • Lena60

    That woman’s looks alone give me the heebee gee bees.All I keep thinking of is the walking dead.

  • Vincents_Sin

    The town of my alma mater finally makes it to DD… at least, for the first time since I’ve begun browsing here daily!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Damn. I thought that said woman HAUNTS husband. Must have been influenced by lack of sleep and her mug shot.

  • Lena60

    Lmao Heather.

  • Pat Moore

    No way she’s 52.

  • Peggy Storer

    Oh, she cut some meat alright!!!

  • Vesper B

    Makes perfect sense!

  • laurablue87

    You won’t get that old if she catches you pissin’ on the floor.

  • King A sshole

    Why do women start World War V over the bathroom? I’ve been in a single chick’s bathroom, ya’ll are just as nasty as us, this one girl had used tampons on her floor, if she wasn’t a good lay I would’ve left while I was putting the rubber on.

  • Lena60

    Ok …*gag* not everyone is a pig.That girl would not be invited to my house.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Pissing on a bathroom floor (or any floor, really) should be punishable by death. So I can’t really blame her, to be honest.

  • Dilligaff-y

    Fuck, she’s only 52?!?!?! She’s 2 years older than I am and looks older than my dead Mama!

  • sativagrl

    I’m thinking years of hard drinking. That’s why I try to toke more than I imbibe. :P

  • Sejanus

    Gollum?
    I would have pegged her at being 64 at least
    That’s a pisser.

  • Taster’sChoice

    Wow there are a LOT of miles on that model. Now I want to see what her hubby looks like, him being 16 years her senior and all, I bet he still could do better…

  • Taster’sChoice

    I’ve always loved that about you. :-) You and buffettgirl. (Didn’t want her getting jealous) <3

  • mean birch

    I’m feeling absolutely gorgeous at my tender tender age of 56 compared to her.

    Futtbuckingugly.

  • Dre Mosley

    She could be a zombie on the Walking Dead with minimal makeup.

  • Nick Trygg

    “police found Shery who seemed to be intoxicated.”
    Ya dont say! this “lady” looks like a failed experiment conducted by the alcohol lobby to determine the effects of long term drinking. I honestly feel bad for the husband, poor guy married the crypt keeps sad, angry alcoholic cousin. Fuck this bitch!

  • AD Fkin Ate

    Maybe when she gets out she can land a job on the walking dead set lol

  • RavenSoul

    King, you just gotta hang out with a better class of female! No way in hell that I’d be anywhere near a chick that kept her house that disgusting, good lay or not!

  • link07

    And in other news, one man will NEVER pee on the floor ever again.

  • Texas Ranger

    Yeah, but some mornings it’s damn near impossible to control it’s landing spot.

  • shewentwhoa

    She kinda looks like Gollum from the hobbit

  • 1DireWolf

    If she didn’t want him missing the toilet, maybe she should have not married a man 16 years older. That way by the time the two of them were that old and he pissed on the floor, she would be too old to notice.

  • sativagrl

    Aww ;) puff puff pass

  • Buffettgirl

    Thanks TC! However tonight, tonight will be a drinkin’ night… Going to watch a friend’s band perform and since we’re going on the bike, I don’t have to drive! For this one night I will be that annoying chick that “Whoo Hoo”s at any given moment for any given reason. ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    Nah Dude – it might be because I am a Virgo (notorious neat/clean freaks) or because I have a mild case of OCD, or both, but you can eat off the floor in my bathroom. Seriously. I can’t STAND a dirty bathroom. I get aggro if someone spits toothpaste and spots land on the mirror. The floor, nah, I probably wipe it down at least once a day and clean it 3-4 times a week. I don’t care if you can write a novel in the dust on the unused dinning room table, but my kitchen and my bathroom are CLEAN at all times!

  • Defafan

    Why does the girl from “The Ring” come to mind looking at this human waste?

  • LuvsHorror

    At least she didn’t cut his dick off. That was the part dirtying the floor.

  • LuvsHorror

    Only if she had lopped off his dick.

  • LuvsHorror

    She could hold it for him. I’m sure her aim would be better.

  • DeadlockVictim

    I was thinking “Lord of the Rings”.

  • t3chsupport

    Moral of the story – if you piss anywhere but INSIDE the bowl of the toilet, clean that shit up.

    Or you’re gonna get cut.

  • IntelligentVirtue

    Lol at guy logic, it’s not the used tampon laying on the ground that freaks you out but rather, if the loving wasn’t good!

  • IntelligentVirtue

    But what about the rest of ‘em? Lol

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    Sometimes it’s just not our fault but I would still have cleaned it up and would be a non-issue

  • BigMonkey

    I bet he’s still prettier than she is.