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ShetPoLiberty County, TX — A 68-year-old douchebag was arrested Wednesday after he was seen dragging a Shetland pony behind his douchemobile, stopping only to beat the critter on the head when it stumbled.

Deputies said a witness called 911 that morning to report that he saw the horse’s owner, later identified as Francisco Cruz, dragging the small black-and-white Shetland pony behind a red pickup. The caller told dispatchers that each time the pony stumbled and fell, Cruz would exit the vehicle and beat the animal on the head with a belt and buckle. He would then return to the driver’s seat and drive on, still dragging the pony behind him. 

When police caught up with the douche, Cruz claimed he was mad because the pony had found a way out of the stall and off the property.

Cruz has been charged with cruelty to livestock. Dick.

A hearing has been set for May 13 to determine if the pony should be returned to Cruz or remain in the custody of the Houston Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Animals. Why that is even in question is beyond me….

The 5-year-old pony is expected to survive the injuries — road rash, missing hair and skin, damaged hooves and a swollen eye. And while the picture of the horse’s injuries isn’t extremely grotesque, it is hard to look at. You can see that here if you choose.

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  • ShelbySP

    Death penalty. No question.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Treat him the same way the treated the pony. Simple justice.

  • glitterpuss

    Someone needs to drag this piece of shit till he has no skin left on his body.

  • newstarshipsmell

    C’mon Wolf, we can be more creative than that. Spray some mare heat on him and strap him naked to the fence. Mr Hands!

  • newstarshipsmell

    I chose. Poorly, it seems.

  • Dre Mosley

    It’s absurd that they would actually even have a hearing to determine whether to give him the pony back. He should never be in possession of that animal again.

  • Jaimie Wolf

    Jeez I can’t imagine why the pony was attempting to leave the property. Poor thing.

  • Sara

    Oh, no! 🙁 That poor baby:( No wonder the poor thing was trying to leave the property! I’d want to leave the property, too, if I had to be around that asshole! Someone should try explaining to that stupid douchenozzle that animals don’t think the same way humans do–poor baby didn’t know she (I’m just guessing it’s a female) was doing anything wrong. And, duh, of course they shouldn’t give that pony back to that old bastard! He should never be allowed to be around another animal ever again–I wouldn’t trust this old shitbag with a pet rock! Oooooohhhh! People who abuse animals piss me off!

  • Jessie

    People that are cruel to animals are the lowest of the low. Right next to the pedos if you ask me. What a way to make up for your teeny tiny penis and your teeny tiny brain than to take it out on a weaker, innocent creature.

  • NY_Mommy

    This (and mostly all of the other stories reported here) is why I hate people.

  • 1DireWolf


  • King Shit of Fuck Mountain

    Fucking scum.

  • Buffettgirl

    Fuck – I just hate people sometimes…

  • Buffettgirl

    You and me both!

  • DeweyCheatam

    Probably illegal to boot.

  • tkaz

    So….I know nothing about horses.
    Will his hoofs (hooves?) grow back? Do you have to shoot a horse (or humanely put down, you know what I mean) if they break their leg – or is that old school?
    I saw (don’t laugh!!) that pet psychic show once and a pony was depressed because they had taken her colt away too soon. This pony must be so ….broken. I hope he has loving caregivers after this!

  • Lena60

    That poor little pony. I hate animal abusers. No damn excuse for it.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Hey, anyone can have an off day. Tell ‘ya what, I’ll refund the price of your admission for the article… **Snicker!**

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Hooves are like toenails & fingernails. If the damage doesn’t extend into the “nail bed” (hoof bed?), then they may grow back.

  • itsknotme

    Manly men. What are we going to do with them? Francisco, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, “READ THE DIRECTIONS!” or at least look at the assembly diagrams.

    For better gas mileage, assemble as shown:

  • JohnQknowitall

    You must be really angry when reading about slaughter houses and fast food joints. lol

  • Inferus

    That’s what I call putting the cart before the horse.

  • Shawna

    I’m not a pony-whisperer, but.I can’t imagine that this poor animal has any to why its getting beaten like that. I don’t think the pony should be returned, nor shouldhe be allowed to have others on his property. If that’s how he ” disciplines” them in public, I can’t imagine what at home.

  • DeadlockVictim

    The Shetland was reportedly neighing in terror the whole time. Now he’s a little hoarse.

  • Chinchillazilla

    I want that pony. Guys let’s start a Kickstarter so I can have this pony. The pony will be better off and I will finally realize a childhood dream.

  • glitterpuss

    Aren’t people stupid? Why is this common sense to the rest of us and not the penal system?

  • PC1024

    I really like your thinking. If only there was a way to set up some kind of a horse DP.

  • PC1024

    Well the words Texas, penal system, and common sense rarely fall into the same sentence

  • PC1024

    a weaker, innocent creature with a huge horse cock he was probably envious of

  • PC1024

    honest question: would him being legal make this different? and say he was in mexico living legally would this story still not effect you since it wasn’t on American soil? I just don’t see how him being here or in Mexico could/would have stopped this event from happening. If anything, it would just go unreported in Mexico.

  • nomorepolitix

    Ohhhhh you. Now I have to watch “Top Secret.” I’m never going to get any sleep at this rate!

  • nomorepolitix

    That pony certainly deserves a wonderful human. I hope it gets one.

  • glitterpuss


  • ShelbySP

    Natural born American citizens provide us with most of our fucked up stories. I feel life would be a lot better if we gave everyone amnesty and in exchange Mexico took Florida off our hands.

  • ShelbySP

    I believe in you.

  • Jessie

    Now THERE’S an intelligent solution!

  • polomint38

    I am from England and this case is the only type that could bring back the death penalty over here.

  • Fuck sake u got me envious when u put it like that

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Florida was already forced into a form of amnesty for illegals called: “Wet foot, dry foot,” that’s restricted to Cubans only. Oh, and the fed doesn’t help the state out at all. We have to shoulder the financial drain on our resources essentially alone in a state that has no income tax-base.
    Maybe we ought to let N. Korea use your state as it’s next nuclear test-bed. **Snicker!**

  • Kalen

    There’s a special place in hell for assholes that can inflict pain on a living, feeling being. On a more positive note, I just got home from seeing comedian and true crime enthusiast/podcaster Pat Dixon and after the show I stopped to talk to him and told him about this site, which he promptly wrote down. So I hope he takes a look at it. Also, he made me say penises in public. That last thing has nothing to do with the former, just wanted to put that out there.

  • Sejanus

    Time to tie him to the back of a vehicle and go on a road trip
    No wonder the critter ran the hell away from this nutsack of evil.

  • ShelbySP

    I live in Kansas, you can’t nuke us any flatter!

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    But, you could co-opt the name: “Land of the Midnight Sun,” if they nuke ‘ya ’till every square inch of Kansas gives of a rather intense, bright. and spooky verdant glow.

  • inlovewiththebossessecretary

    Again… I don’t know why, but something just keeps calling me back to DD, even though it just manages to disintigrate any scrap of hope I manage to muster up for society. I hate humans so much. Yeah, of course there plenty of good ones out there, but as this site proves time and time again, there are some out there that are just so damn evil that there isn’t any amount of good people that can right the horrors they have unleashed on the innocent. We are a selfish, violent, greedy, ignorant breed nowadays who have an astounding ability to justify some of the most unimaginable actions because the tiny pony found a way to escape our violent nature, or as the last story put it- repeatesly sodomize and rape a child because the child came onto me and that makes it OK and we should all be focusing the blame on the child and shaming them because I got my old dick hard and found a child to fuck…. I hope I get reincarnated as a parasite that lives forever, and slowly kills its victims of choice. Call it, Karma

  • Kelly Crooks

    They have to have a hearing on whether or not to return the pony to this guy? How obvious does it have to be that this guy has no business owning any animals?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Ever eat a hamburger?

  • JohnQknowitall

    I bet stuff like this makes people get all shoot a gun upset in most restaurants and grocery stores in this country and the rest of the non-vegetarian world.

  • Jessie

    Yes, of course. But I only cook them for myself, at home. Using ground chuck that comes from a reputable place. We eat out MAYBE once a month. After reading Michael Pollan’s “The Omnivore’s Dilemma” I decided to try and buy locally grown/raised stuff and I make all of my own meals now… The horrible, horrible things that we do to animals in and before the slaughterhouse… Don’t get me started Johnny.

  • EmilyClocke

    That poor little pony is adorable. I hope she/he recovers, is kept away from the asshat who did this, and is adopted by someone nice.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Ever been on a farm? The see it coming and the last minutes are never serene. In the play and the movie August: Osage County a young girl is a vegetarian and makes a statment that when you eat you eat the dead animal’s fear. The other family members laugh at her and the statement brushing it off because it confilcts with their traditions. There are only 3 redeeming characters in the production and she is one of them (I gave the incestuous “cousins” a free pass).

  • Lucy Van Pelt

    I’m guessing it was the pony’s job to fix the fence? I hope that miserable excuse for a human never sees it again.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    We just have to go through the proper channels. He won’t get that animal back.

  • Guest

    People needa send their concerns to whomever is handling this pony..IT SHOULD NOT, I REPEAT, SHOULD NOT GO BACK TO THE OWNER AND ALL THE ANIMALS HE OWNS SHOULD BE TAKEN AWAY FROM HIM!!

  • Guest

    People need to contact whomever is handling this pony and voice their concerns on it going back to the owner..

  • Tammy C Hebert

    People should contact whomever is handling the welfare of this pony and voice their concerns on the “owner” getting it back..Next time he just may kill it..All his animals should be taken from him and given to good homes.

  • Eyam Ova-Urazis

    I would have had absolutely zero problem pulling over and beating the fuck out of that old bastard with a tire iron… and my kids would have a new pony.

  • WarriorArtemis

    Why do I click on the pictures even though I know its going to be bad?