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Sandra SuarezPinellas Park, FL — In a video recently posted to LiveLeak, a 41-year-old woman, clad in nothing but a thong, is seen rampaging through a Pinellas County McDonald’s, breaking and throwing shit before eating ice cream straight out of the machine.

According to the fine folks over at WFTS, Susan Suarez walked into the McDonald’s at about 7:00 the evening of March 24th and offered one of the employees oral sex. When the employee refused, Suarez apparently started smashing, ultimately causing more than $10,000 in damage.

In the video, which has since gone viral, Suarez is seen banging her dome on the counter, pushing registers to the floor, throwing food and other items, toppling drink dispensers and repeatedly opening and closing a refrigerator door. The pièce de résistance, though? Sucking ice cream right out of the machine. And ice cream apparently soothes even the most savage of beasts because Suarez cooled her shit right then.

Well, kinda. Police say she put up a bit of a fight while they were trying to detain her, kicking, licking and attempting to kiss the arresting officers. She was taken to a local hospital and later charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest. Police say she was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time. She bonded out on March 29th.

Suarez apparently spoke with reporters from WFLA some time after the incident, and claims that she is bipolar and on medication. She further claims that she doesn’t remember most of the incident.

The employee/s responsible for filming the surveillance video and uploading it to YouTube has been terminated.

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  • newstarshipsmell

    And since they were McDonald’s employees, they settled for recording the video second-hand on a cell phone, documenting their identifiable voices, rather than doing something sensible like simply copying the security video to a thumb drive.

    But I can’t laugh at them too hard – we might not have had this hilarious video to watch, otherwise.

  • Delaney3030

    No drugs or alcohol? I’m usually buried under the influence when I do that.

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Shit sake..when I worked in McD’s the most interesting thing that ever happened was getting robbed at gunpoint and they beat the shit out of my manager on the restaurant floor..this incident would have been a lot more amusing to me.

  • Melissa Stopka

    Ate they sure there were no drugs involved? This looks like classic bath salts to me.

  • Jessie

    That’s exactly what I was thinking! Or just another Floridian, high off the cocaine-laced tap water?

  • Buffetgirl

    I can’t get that animal to stop bothering me. Any suggestions?

  • MrClayton

    Feed it ice cream.

  • BrittBrittRoss

    From the title alone, this sounds like me on my period!!!

  • Laura_RT

    Now we know what happens when a guy turns down a BJ. I thought the world would never know…

  • Buffetgirl

    Did that really happen?

  • Jessie

    We are attempting to locate it’s mother so we can call her and make sure it gets grounded… please stand by. Ipkiss has extensive sluething skills. Also, I’m pretty sure Morbid and Athena will only take so much of it’s shit before they euthanize it.

  • Buffetgirl

    Have you tried breathing on it? You fat aids infected faggot. Fuck your grandmother.

  • EyemNotFree

    Pot is bad

  • EyemNotFree

    Never try to spank a woman wearing a harness.

  • Jessie

    HAHAHAHA :-D thx I am having a rough day at work and I just laughed my ass off.

  • Buffetgirl

    Sure you did. You should see the vile things you’re saying all over CNN. It’s despicable. You sure seem to have a problem with Jews.

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Is it just me or is there a small chance that troll has now taken Buffetgirls identity?

  • Jessie

    Yes, now he is me! What fun.

  • Jessie

    I told u I am an equal opportunity racist.

  • Laura_RT

    You couldn’t have told me that yesterday? That whole mess could’ve been avoided… Lesson learned I guess…

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    yeh I figured that..I feel somewhat responsible for embarrassing him and angering him so much..sorry he stealing your identity but on the bright side his actions show that a very raw nerve has been hit..he is currently in a rage in his basement. Can imagine him in his boxers and stained wife beater yelling “DAMN YOU IPKISS!!” lol

  • Jessie

    Not to mention an aids victim.

  • itsknotme

    In Las Vegas, this is called Dinner-Theater,

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Did I mention that you’re a total whore.

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    It’s just you. Retard.

  • Darren Myt Collins

    You couldn’t be a bigger fag.

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Lol you just keep proving my point…nothing but impotent rage from you haha

  • Darren Myt Collins

    Impotent rage? Sounds like you on a Friday night when that ugly little girl rebuffs your advances.

  • Darren Myt Collins

    Rough day at work = a team of Mexican day laborers using you like a human toilet bowl.

  • letinstar

    another day in florida…

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    Lol nah pal it sounds just like your state of mind right now..You are out of things to say and going over old turf. Anyhow im away home for the day to relax..your obviously already at your place of living..you dont seem to ever leave it..So enjoy the rest of your extremely busy day pretending to be other ppl. Im sure its very fulfilling..you seem like your very happy with your life at the minute..no psychiatric issues at all..well adjusted.

  • JohnQknowitall

    The ice cream

  • Darren Myt Collins

    Advice from a queer who brags about pimping out his daughter. I’ll be sure to take that to heart. Clown.

  • Teleute

    Psssh… we’ve all been there before.

  • Darren Myt Collins

    Buffoon.

  • Darren Myt Collins

    Pathetic.

  • Buffettgirl

    He took mine, yours and I think Jessie’s…

  • Guest

    Test.

  • Buffettgirl

    Why am I never actually AT these places when this shit happens?

  • EmilyClocke

    Livin’ the dream

  • t0ofIy

    if the guy just said yes he could avoided this whole situation.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Hindsight is 20/20.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I guess I missed all the fun.

  • newstarshipsmell

    It works!

  • Buffettgirl

    You missed nothing, I promise! Now he’s whinging about being banned from here on the original message of his that I responded to from another site. He’s threatening to ramp it up and make my life hell because “I got him banned”… I think I might actually have to call the police, he’s making my life miserable and I don’t respond to him, he just keeps replying to old posts of mine now.

  • Buffettgirl

    He’s now threatening me on the original site that he’s going to ramp it up and make me pay for getting him banned here… ARGH!

  • Jessie

    Arg! can u avoid the other site for a b til he finds another victim?

  • Buffettgirl

    Yes, thanking whatever gods there are to be thanked for THAT at least! I can avoid the other site, it’s the virtual spamming of my inbox that I can’t take! This guy is freaking mental!

  • Jessie

    Ha I am sure Darren Collins feels the same way you do. See what you get for being nice to people??? I hope you learned your lesson :-p j/k don’t change dude.

  • newstarshipsmell

    But I at least wanted the chance to point and laugh at him.

  • Buffettgirl

    I really feel for the real Darren Collins that’s for sure, i know how I feel after 3 days of this, I can’t imagine 6 MONTHS of it! Oh I learned my lesson, if I ever get accused of saying shit I never said again I’m just going to ignore it instead of being all Pollyanna-ish about it and saying “So sorry you’ve had to deal with this, but you have mistaken me for someone else” like a naive fool!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/ Athena

    So, I can ban people! Now, if I can just remember what I did…

    Seriously, I picked a selection that seemed to go the ban route and just started clicking check boxes. I hope Morbid’s not mad at me, lol.

    It deleted a sentence? Anyway, tell him that he got himself banned. Stealing an identity warrants immediate exile.

  • Buffettgirl

    Oh he already knows he’s banned here, now he’s back on the original site threaten to make me pay for getting him banned. He plans on ramping up his attacks on me. I might go speak to the police when I leave work. It’s very, very unstable behavior that he’s engaging in! But WHOO HOO for figuring it out and making it happen, my deepest thanks for that!

  • mean birch

    Huh

  • mean birch

    Who the hell is getting deleted? Its messing me up!!!
    :-)

  • mean birch

    Her boobs look. Square.

  • Buffettgirl

    That’s how I feel after all of this! I had some Extreme Troll follow me over to here from another site through Disqus. His comments are the ones that have been deleted. It was a bit of a roller coaster ride for about 36 hours here.

  • Buffettgirl

    His “name” is Darren Myt Collins, although Stanly-Ipkiss found out that he hacked that name from the real one about 6 months ago. He’s a troll extraordinaire and a miserable excuse for a human being.

  • Buffettgirl

    Thanks again for taking care of this guy, I have an appointment to see an officer when I get home. Who knows what this guy is capable of hacking into. I want it documented just in case he gets a hold of my real identity and starts something serious.

  • inlovewithbossessecretary

    … I wish she’d offer me oral… I bed she’s a lot of fun! And hot for 40! Plus I’d bet shell do anal of I fed her Ben and Jerry’s at the same time

  • Lena60

    I am sorry you are going through that Buffettegirl. You certainly don’t deserve that.

  • Twisted1

    Dam it, when I saw her I thought she look familiar. I then read the city and chances are I did know her. This is the second or third time someone I knew as a child/teen has graced your pages. That however is not the sad part. The sad thing is knowing the people I grew up around I am sure that it won’t be the last. Now I am off to bow my head in shame.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    She’s alright for 41 years old. Could still pick up if she scrubbed up a bit.
    So if no bath salts or meth were involved, is it possible she had PMS? Shedding eggs used to make me rather amorous until I put a stop to that nonsense with an Implanon rod.

  • DeweyCheatam

    A classic example of an idiotic asshole with no social skills and no clue that he is the one who chose to conduct himself badly, and that he is responsible for the consequences.

  • Buffettgirl

    Thanks Lena – he seems to have calmed his shit down for now. What a bizarre week it’s been though! ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    I think he just likes pissing people off and getting in their heads. I agree about this social skills, the cyber world is the only place he can have a modicum of impact on anyone. It’s beyond pathetic. I should feel sorry for him, but I can’t muster that up just yet.

  • Buffettgirl

    Hold your head up high, you managed to escape whatever is in the water down there!

  • Stormclouds

    Oh good, I missed the troll. =D

  • Buffettgirl

    You know you’re just jealous! ;-P

  • Taster’sChoice

    ..which now we don’t because it has been removed. :-( And I didn’t get to see it yet!!

  • thebossessecretary

    Yes…the sleepless nights, the psycho behavior…it has “period” written all over it. Before I went through menopause, I actually used to put all of the mail which pissed me off at work into a pile. I called it my bomb list and my boss was totally on board with it. About three days before my period I would take out the bomb list and start calling to fix the problems. I was the biggest bitch on wheels that you ever saw. It would all get done in the space of an afternoon in which everyone with a brain would avoid me like the plague. The word “cunt” was absolutely appropriate.

  • thebossessecretary

    Oh Jesus. Who the hell are you?

  • Sejanus

    I would have let her funnel my hog.

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    lmao..hilarious

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    Lol but she was only wearing a thong..I feel sick.

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    Thank you for getting rid of that asshat..

  • Laura_RT

    They do have those thong-shaped maxis now… *shudder* I always wondered what kind of nasty chic would purchase such a thing…

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    Who invented that and thought it was a good idea?

  • Laura_RT

    Satan? A deranged clown? Whoever it was they were one sick, twisted bastard…

  • CT

    I like McDonald’s ice cream, who doesn’t?

  • CT

    Damn it me too. :(

  • CT

    We could all tell that it wasn’t really you because he didn’t bitch about fat people.

  • Jessie

    :-p Well I think he stopped trying to bother/copy me becuase he realized he wasn’t really bothering me at all. GO AHEAD, call me a racist asshole, that doesn’t offend me! I’m from Philly, I AM an asshole, and it takes a lot. What actually offends me was his not understanding how HIV is transmitted…

  • CT

    Come on, everyone knows it was a government conspiracy or the Catholics.

  • Buffettgirl

    Sorry CT – you doing battle with this asshat would have been epic! ;-P

  • Buffettgirl

    “What actually offends me is his not understanding how HIV is transmitted…” Just don’t ever change OK. That was some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read, and it was just you being you…

  • CT

    Sorry I missed it, one of my mini CT’s broke his arm and you know how kids are – they suck the life out of you in general anyway. :/

  • Buffettgirl

    Poor little Dude Poor Mommy too!)… They’re six right? I broke mine a few days before I turned 8, it sucked! Littles are so sad and pathetic when they’re hurt. At least he should be good to go when summer gets here.

  • CT

    Oh hell no, 2 days later and he is bitching that he doesn’t need his friends at school to help him with everything and wanting to know when he can get back on the monkey bars again. If it were me, I’d be bitching and moaning and taking the week off.

  • Texas Ranger

    I see the Mini-CT’s are really Mini-Mr. CT’s….smell the testosterone….

  • CT

    Even my damn cat is a male. WTH?

  • Texas Ranger

    I’m for Immediate Hanging…or Hunging….whichever is correct English.

  • Texas Ranger

    sounds like paradise for a chick.

  • DeweyCheatam

    Well, here’s the once in a blue moon where I have to disagree with you! I think it’s great fun to see CT battle with another INTELLIGENT person! Our little imposter friend is clearly so stupid he’s not even fun for the rest of us to fuck with!

  • CT

    Yes, a freaking paradise — a house full of people and animals that expect me to do everything for them and don’t listen to me for sh*t.

  • Buffettgirl

    You got me there! I was thinking more along the lines of how entertaining her insults would have been for the rest of us to read. I didn’t think of how mind numbing it might have been for CT. My bad…

  • Buffettgirl

    Tough little guy isn’t he? =D Sounds a touch mischievous, is the other twin the same way? That would be some serious double trouble!

  • CT

    No, he is a major pain in my @ss. He argues with me constantly and is too smart for a six year old – he also loves me to pieces when he isn’t smart mouthing us. He is not tough and tumble like this twin.

  • Buffettgirl

    So, in other words, a perfectly normal if not a little precocious, all American boy? =P

  • Stormclouds

    Trust me, I feel sorry for anyone who could see those posts… judging by the reactions they must have been vile.

  • Texas Ranger

    well you know…the weaker sex is EXPECTED to do that. I’m sure they appreciate it, but never remember to tell you that.

  • Buffettgirl

    Oh they were, we are all apparently racist bastards and we hate them all too… It’s sad that some people can only find a “life” on the internet harassing people.

  • theshipsailedout

    He’s a major pain in your @ss ? And he argues constantly ?

    For the life of me I can’t figure out who might of influenced that. Nope..no clue.

    Sorry to hear about his arm though CT.

  • CT

    I know! Imagine that? My d@mn husband. What a terrible influence on my youngsters.

  • CT

    TR, you had hope we never meet in person.

  • DeweyCheatam

    lol ….. I’d pay to see it. Ol’ tough guy would be quiverin’ in his boots. :)

  • Texas Ranger

    Well I need to make a Mountain Dew run, so I may be in your neck of the woods.

  • theshipsailedout

    Yes, that must be it.

  • CT

    Wine, wine! I drink wine! After all these years, you know nothing about me. It saddens me, TR.

  • CT

    Do I detect sarcasm?

  • newstarshipsmell

    I knew I should’ve saved a copy. But I’m lazy, and it’s been a long time since I knew how to rip YouTube videos, and anyways they keep changing the code to make it hard to do so.

  • CT

    I went over to the magazine – won’t mention it. He was Stanley and he said fuckyoucunt to me.

  • theshipsailedout

    Yes, yes you do.

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  • Buffettgirl

    He’s very mature that way. I’ve got a response I have to look at that appears to come from me, which is odd since I very rarely respond to myself and I haven’t touched a computer all weekend… I hope he doesn’t torture you too much! ;-)

  • CT

    I made my bed. He replied to me as you (with only one T) and then changed it. He has sent me several responses – they involve lots of C work and hopes that I die or someone kills me. The usual stuff for someone that lives in their Mom’s basement and does nothing else.

  • Buffettgirl

    I really had hoped he’d gone away. How can living like this, spewing hate all of the time be any fun? Although, if I lived in Mommy’s basement, I might have a lot of pent up hate too… ;-P

  • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

    she’s kinda hot

  • Dave Jeanyus

    It was great, I wish I had saved it.

  • Dave Jeanyus