Pinellas Park, FL — In a video recently posted to LiveLeak, a 41-year-old woman, clad in nothing but a thong, is seen rampaging through a Pinellas County McDonald’s, breaking and throwing shit before eating ice cream straight out of the machine.
According to the fine folks over at WFTS, Susan Suarez walked into the McDonald’s at about 7:00 the evening of March 24th and offered one of the employees oral sex. When the employee refused, Suarez apparently started smashing, ultimately causing more than $10,000 in damage.
In the video, which has since gone viral, Suarez is seen banging her dome on the counter, pushing registers to the floor, throwing food and other items, toppling drink dispensers and repeatedly opening and closing a refrigerator door. The pièce de résistance, though? Sucking ice cream right out of the machine. And ice cream apparently soothes even the most savage of beasts because Suarez cooled her shit right then.
Well, kinda. Police say she put up a bit of a fight while they were trying to detain her, kicking, licking and attempting to kiss the arresting officers. She was taken to a local hospital and later charged with criminal mischief and resisting arrest. Police say she was not under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time. She bonded out on March 29th.
Suarez apparently spoke with reporters from WFLA some time after the incident, and claims that she is bipolar and on medication. She further claims that she doesn’t remember most of the incident.
The employee/s responsible for filming the surveillance video and uploading it to YouTube has been terminated.Tags: criminal mischief, Florida, McDonalds, naked hyjinx, Pinellas Park, Resisting Arrest, Susan Suarez