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Lisa Jones-OrockNew Castle, PA – Lisa Jones-Orock, 39, was arrested Friday after allegedly attempting to remove her husband’s penis with a box cutter.

When authorities responded to the couple’s home, Lisa insisted that her husband, 56-year-old Gerald Orock, was the aggressor in the physical confrontation. Accused of attacking her with a knife, Mr. Orock was placed under arrest.

Once at the cop shop, though, police learned that while Mr. Orock wasn’t exactly a saint, he was the victim in this particular case. Police say he had cuts to his arms and hands that appeared to be defensive wounds. His jeans had been cut near the crotch area and there wera a few cuts on his legs. Kinda backed his claims that Lisa was the crazy one — she’d tried to slice his dick off.

Lisa was taken into custody and charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and harassment. And because a small bag of pot was found in her purse, possession of marijuana. She also had an outstanding bench warrant for DUI,

Gerald was kept behind bars for possession of marijuana and for violating a protection from abuse order his wife had previously taken out.

Lovely, lovely couple.

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  • starry1

    And nothing of value was lost. The end.

  • Vincents_Sin

    Ah, there’s the trifecta I was waiting for from Jaded… Well, more of a two-and-a-halfecta, but I’ll take it!

    XD

  • SillyCynic

    I never understood women that cut off (or try to) their “mans” penis.

    What goal does this accomplish besides ensuring you’re probably NEVER going to get laid again, ever?

  • Vincents_Sin

    Who knows. Women be crazy lol.

  • Buffettgirl

    I wonder if the attempted cutadicktomy was over rumors of infidelity?

  • Benighted

    There should be a special word for a hat trick of penis cutting.

  • Highwayrun1

    JFC, was the marijuana being used to counteract the Meth?

  • Melissa Stopka

    What an idiot. Why would she put pot in her purse when she has a perfectly good vagina…?

  • tkaz

    39!!!?????

  • Nick Trygg

    Shit, i wanna get Spun. If all these crazy fucks are throwing their life’s away for meth, it HAS to be good!

  • mean birch

    Cutadicktomy. PRICELESS!

  • mean birch

    Just proves there really is someone for everyone….

  • Sejanus

    Migod were her parents brother and mother or something?
    Gads she is hard on the eyes.
    If my dick came into contact with that I would cut it off myself.

  • Buffettgirl

    Why thank you – sometimes my brain does some really funny shit… at least I always amuse myself!

  • Bagheera

    From the heart of deepest Africa comes the call of the Dreaded Castration Bird:

    “Cutyercawkoff cutyercawkoff!!”

  • Danielle Vereen

    39? Two things Concealer and a vaccum cleaner. YEEEUUUCKK.

  • Lena60

    Looks like she tried the vacuum cleaner and lost

  • Leasha

    39?? More like 59.

  • Mydnight Blackthorne

    and she had a bag of weed in her purse i love it, like that’s the first thing you hide, dumbass…but ew she looks creepy