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Stick Your Dick In Crazy, Pay With Chunks Of FleshMacomb County, MI – A 31-year-old woman was arrested over the weekend after she bit off the top part of her boyfriend’s ear during an argument.

The woman’s 36-year-old boyfriend called police early Saturday morning, claiming that after an argument with his live-in lady, Danielle Nebelung, he was missing a chunk of flesh from the top of his ear.

No word on what the couple were arguing about, but I’m sure it was his fault. Anyway, the man told police Nebelung began punching him in the face and head. When he turned away from her, he said, she jumped on his back and chomped, biting off the top part of his left ear.

Fortunately for him, Nebelung is a spitter — the missing portion was located and he was transported to a hospital for treatment. Haven’t seen whether they were able to reattach it or not.

Nebelung was arraigned on an aggravated assault charge and ordered held on $10,000 bond.

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  • Delaney3030

    He left the toilet seat up.

  • Vincents_Sin

    “WHAT? I CAN’T ‘EAR YOU!”

  • Stormclouds

    At least she spat instead of swallowed, but if he wouldn’t listen to her before, why did she think taking his ear off would help? 0.o You’re supposed to *talk* his ear off, not *take* it off. Difference.

  • DeweyCheatam

    He should be grateful he wasn’t getting a blow job at the time. :/

  • Texas Ranger

    I bet she’s wild in bed.

  • Defafan

    Definitely has CRAZY EYES. Once she is out they are planning to start a family… of demons.

  • thebossessecretary

    I can’t believe he didn’t clock her. My elders told me that it was okay to hit a man, but you’d better be ready for him to beat the shit out of you afterwards. Don’t write a check that your ass can’t cash, and frankly, I hope you can run fast because if a guy (even one that’s your size) gets ahold of you, you’re going to get the beating of your life. Don’t abuse a man if you don’t want to get the shit kicked out of you.

  • Buffettgirl

    If you’re going to fuck Crazy, it’s kind of hard (tee hee) to get butt-hurt about what Crazy does…

  • Taster’sChoice

    Me too – those eyes are just *screaming* batshit crazy.

  • http://www.truecrimereport.com CallMeMister

    Well that’s obvious. There are two golden rules that explain why men still go around sticking their dick in crazy – 1) good looking, and 2) wild in the sack.

  • DeweyCheatam

    And out of it, apparently!

  • letinstar

    foreplay?

  • Duncan Manwood

    Ears…it’s what’s for dinner.

  • thebossessecretary

    You trust a biter in bed with you?

  • Texas Ranger

    No, but I do sleep with one eye open, so I feel pretty safe.

  • 1DireWolf

    Funny that doesn’t LOOK like Mike Tyson.

  • HAL 9000

    After that altercation, even if they make up and stay together, blow jobs should be off the table.

    Yikes.

  • hicusdicus

    She may have spit it out cause she is a vegetarian or then again maybe the ear wax got stuck in her teeth or she did not want to get hearing aids.

  • Sejanus

    She is kinda hot…it would be worth the risk.
    Just wear a football helmet or knock out all her teeth.

  • mrskailuakona

    I’m on the woman’s side this time. Several times I’ve had complaints about sinking my teeth
    in while giving a BJ so take it like a man UNLESS you’re not a pussy fussing about a missing
    body part! There’s a HUGE part of the story missing I’m guessing he wasn’t a good listener
    so she bit off his ear what’s the sense talking to the wall?

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Too true..I have never hit a woman and would never unless I really had to but if I really had to do it I think it would only take the once.

  • someone close

    It was an argument over rent! He was trying to “help out” a woman down on her luck and found out he was being “used”! She came home drunk and he asked for the rent. Watch out — if someone is living in your home and is receiving mail there — this is their “legal” residence and you have to go through eviction to get them out! When and if she gets out, she’ll be searching nationwide on the internet for a new boyfriend to “pay her way”!! She has already visited 2 guys out of the state for the weekends.

  • thebossessecretary

    Hit a husband once. For calling a friend and accusing me of having an affair with him. The second after I slapped him he hauled off and nailed me in the face just like he would have hit a guy (we were both drunk). He knocked me unconscious instantly (it lasted for five minutes) and broke my jaw in two places. When I came to he was holding me up, hugging me, and sobbing my name. I definitely remembered that my Grandma had said not to hit a dude unless you were actually planning on killing him, because if he got ahold of you afterward, you would regret it. (As an aside, if your jaw is broken bad enough, your teeth will never fit together right again, even if your jaws were wired shut.) I never advise women to hit a man. You’ll be very sorry if he treats you like a guy in the heat of the moment.

  • patrickdh10

    I heard they were watching the Tyson/Holyfield fight when the argument erupted. An eerie situation.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/ Athena

    I hate that, increasingly, society is raising boys to “never hit a woman”, but equal effort is not being made to make sure girls don’t take advantage of this.

    It’s a solid general rule to never hit anyone you don’t want to be hit back by. Elders were smart.

  • Scrappy

    Spoken like a man…you guys can be really slow learners when it comes to getting laid.

  • Scrappy

    Yeah, I think it should just be general policy that we don’t hit each other.

    I take martial arts. We really try to avoid/evade the fight until we have no other choice.

    OTOH – I can run my mouth enough that even I will realize what a hateful piece of crap I am. I could use a good slap upside the head now and then. Purely out of love, of course.

  • Sejanus

    Duuuhhhh…yerp!.
    lol

  • Missy B Love

    She looks crazed.

  • Lori Lynn Abell

    Holy bat shit crazy, Batman

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