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Stefany JohnsonClarksville, TN — A woman accused of killing her 7-month-old daughter is trying to put the blame on Jesus.

Police learned of the infant’s death after receiving multiple reports of a naked woman screaming and yelling in the street early Friday morning. They soon made contact with a belligerent and uncooperative 24-year-old Stefany Johnson.

When officers entered the woman’s home, they found Astrid’s body on the couch. Police say it appeared as Johnson neglected to seek medical assistance for the child.

When questioned, Johnson reportedly told police “Jesus came down and took Astrid to heaven” while she was bathing her. That Jesus dude again. He’s like a super sneaky serial killer or something. Bastard.

Cause of death has not yet been revealed, but logic points to drowning.

Police quickly determined it was Johnson’s negligence that killed the child. She’s now being held at a mental health facility, charged with criminal homicide.

The child’s father is apparently in Afghanistan.

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  • CT

    Jesus told me once that my life’s work should involve wine and vodka. I’ve made it my religious crusade to keep up the Lord’s work. This is the Jesus I subscribe to – not the kill, kill, kill one.

  • Vincents_Sin

    I didn’t know there were others that follow the same path as I! ‘Tis a holy reunion on DD today!

  • Laura_RT

    Dammit Jesus, we’ve had this talk… you’re supposed to kill the pedos and rapists and leave the babies alone… SMH… he’ll never learn.

  • Stormclouds

    Lock her up until you can get her to see why it was crazy, and for the love of god, make damn sure she never has another kid.

  • Kelly

    This is in the next town up from us. The Jesus clause is strong here in Tennessee.

  • Jessie

    I always blame Jesus for things. Traffic, power outages, bad haircuts, the pizza guy coming late- you name it. It’s just easier.

  • Lena60

    Jesus, she is crazier then a shit house mouse.And why do they always get naked? Anyone?

  • Defafan

    Tie her tubes before she gets her crazy as* out and bears more children. Probably a Jesus loving pro-lifer hypocrite who killed her own damn baby. So many people want children and cannot have them, unfortunately it seems most of the sick, depraved and uneducated are blessed with the most ovaries/sperm!

  • thebossessecretary

    What is it with these Army wives? Your man leaves and you completely lose it and kill the kids? Grow some balls and you’ll be welcomed into the single mother’s club. There’s lots of us who made it without a guy or even *gasp* his meager paycheck.

  • Buffettgirl

    Jeez – this one reeks of utter despair coupled with a serious dose of insanity… RIP Astrid, you are in a better place now…

  • LuvsHorror

    Fat people?

  • Vesper B

    I <3 your Jesus.

  • DeweyCheatam

    Naked = fun??

  • DeweyCheatam

    I worked at Ft. Campbell a long time ago, which is right next to this town, Clarksville. There was a woman then who trussed her fucking kid up like a turkey, no exaggeration, and cooked him in the oven. The dumbass husband came out publicly in support of her, said he wasn’t going to leave her, and that she was the best possible mother for his kid that he could ever ask for. Now THAT’s fucking nuts.

  • Jessie

    NO! You know that fat people are responsible for their own destinies. Jesus is responsible for cancer, but not obesity :-p

  • Buffettgirl

    Holy crap! When was that? She cooked her kid like a Christmas goose and her husband SUPPORTED her? Well, actually, come to think of it, that’s what the vows say after all… BUT, unless she got help, she’d have gotten NO support from me!

  • Jessie

    Men are stupid and women are fucking crazy.

  • DeweyCheatam

    I don’t give a flying fuck (for you CT!) whether that crazy bitch got help or not. When it comes to murdering my fucking kid, that’s a one and done kind of thing as far as I’m concerned. I might not hate her guts or want to kill her, I might understand she had post partum depression or something, but defend her? Stick by her? Neh. Vuh.

  • letinstar

    jesus took the wheel…

  • Duncan Manwood

    Time to release this woman and start looking for this Jesus fella…my guess is he’s a landscaper or something.

  • Lena60

    Carpenter.

  • Duncan Manwood

    My bad…I just assumed his name was pronounced “hey Zeus”.

  • CatAtonic99

    They think Naked + Jesus and/or Demons = Batshit Crazy Defense

  • 1DireWolf

    Hey Jaded. I just clicked on one of the links at the side of the page and got this thing:

    Ok, I think that’s enough for today. For the last 24 hours you’ve been copping feels without revealing who the hell you are.
    So until you register or sign in to your account, you will no longer be able to check out our goods.

    What does that mean. I am signed in. Do I have to make another account for the forums or something?

  • 1DireWolf

    I feel bad for the husband and father who is over putting his life on the line and his batshit or drug crazed bitch kills his child.

  • 1DireWolf

    But some fucking crazy women are crazy fucking. Just don’t have a kid with one.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Yes, you would need to register to access our forums. Totally painless.

    We have some crazies in there, though. Consider yourself warned. ;)

  • Sejanus

    Its always Jesus Christ….couldn’t it just once be Buddah or frickin Xenu?

  • hicusdicus

    I like the water to wine Jesus, he is my kind of guy.

  • hicusdicus

    The people Jesus go after are the ones who don’t contribute to the collection plate.

  • hicusdicus

    It usually is his fault look who his dad is, bad parenting.

  • CT

    AMEN

  • CT

    Thanks, I’m still working on the no swearing part – does swearing under your breath count? It’s technically not out loud?

  • DeweyCheatam

    That’s between you and Jesus (Hay – soose), lol!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    SHIT.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    And women are crazy because men are stupid. Vicious cycle.

  • Death2Jesus

    Yes he did it

  • Laura_RT

    Fuck, that means I’m screwed…

  • Laura_RT

    You mean I should’ve been blaming Jesus all this time? And here I was thinking karma had gotten confused…

  • Missy B Love

    Jesus ain’t die for this.

    R.I.P Baby Astrid.

    Stories like these are always so heartbreaking. Innocent children should feel nothing but love and happiness. Sad. :’(

  • Buffettgirl

    So wrong I had to laugh and up vote you!

  • letinstar

    Tee hee!

  • Benighted

    Damn she is the spitting image of a woman I used to work with. Gave me quite a start there for a moment!