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Evil Friggin CatPortland, OR — An evil feline with a history of violence now stands accused of attacking a 7-month-old child and forcing the child’s entire family, including their pussy dog, to hole up in a bedroom and call 911.

Lux, apparently unsatisfied with slowly sucking the child’s breath out of his body, reportedly attacked the child Sunday, scratching the kid on the face. This led to the child’s father putting a boot up the 22 pound pussy’s ass. Needless to say, that ass tap didn’t go over well.

The Himalayan flew into a rage, eventually chasing the family into a bedroom.

The cat’s owner informed the 911 dispatcher the cat “went over the edge,” and was charging at them every time they opened the door. The man also claimed the cat had a history of being an asshole — he was just a little more assholish on that particular day.

“He’s trying to attack us,” the man said as the cat screeched and hissed in the background. “He’s very, very, very, very hostile.”

After it was determined the child didn’t require medical assistance, the dispatcher dispatched officers to the couple’s home. Upon entering the home, police said, the cat darted into the kitchen and jumped on top of the fridge. They were able to snag Lux with a dog snare and place him in a kennel. Fortunately, there were no further injuries.

Though Lux is back home, his owners are apparently trying to decide whether to keep Lux or make him someone else’s problem.

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  • ShelbySP

    I just want to know what kind of dog they had that HID IN THE BATHROOM WITH THEM!! I don die. It had to be a toy monster.

  • Delaney3030

    You never hear anybody say “yikes, look out, here comes a frog.

  • Texas Ranger

    Is this an early April Fools joke Jaded? I’ve been around some scary pussy, but it never scared me enough to call 911…a doctor yes….but not 911.

  • CT

    OMG, you stupid f*ckers (I gave up swearing for Lent). It’s a cat for Christ’s sake. I have a 23 pound cat myself and he is too worried about eating 24/7 to do anything sinister but if he did – throw a d@mn towel over the cat and run like hell – call 911? What a bunch of wusses.

  • CT

    What is this cat doing in a baby’s room? Everyone knows that cats steal your breath when you sleep.

  • Laura_RT

    A pissed off cat can do some damage… one attacked my aunt, tore up her arm so bad it swelled to twice it’s normal size and that cat only had it’s back claws… moral of the story: never be a cock blocker (he was trying to get outside to hookup with the neighborhood slut who was in heat)

  • Stormclouds

    … whether you keep the thing or not, don’t put it near your kid, the thing’s insane… i mean, most cats aren’t the most stable things ever, but… =/

  • DeweyCheatam

    lol …. exactly what I said to hubby when I saw this on GMA this morning! Really? Locked up by a cat? What a bunch of pussies. Sure hope they never have something serious go down, they’re screwed.

  • DeweyCheatam

    The kid was smart, and staying on the other end. :) Story on GMA was that the cat got pissy after the baby pulled its tail, and went ballistic when the father booted the cat in the ass.

  • DeweyCheatam

    I had a 120 lb. rottweiler growl at me when I tried to get him out of my bed. I won that fight. You can bet your bottom dollar some 22 lb. cat isn’t gonna control my fucking house. Note: I’m gonna swear a little extra during Lent, for CT. lol

  • CT

    Thanks! You’re the best.

  • CT

    Many years ago, my cat, Ted, got his tail stuck in a window blind cord. Cat went bat sh*t crazy and when my husband tried to get him down, he bit him in the leg through his jeans and attacked a bottle of Tilex – thing had holes all through. When Ted does something to piss me off – I spray some Tilex. Cat hides for hours. Yes, I’m a mean woman.

  • Jessie

    I pull out the vacuum. I don’t even need to turn it on. Just the site of it makes them disappear for hours :-p

  • Jessie

    Or goldfish, or hamster, or chia pet….

  • CT

    OK, I have to revisit this story because this time I watched the news report. She said every time we opened the back bedroom door, the cat would hiss. Is this a joke? OMG, a cat hissed at you? Holy crap — call 911. The State Police! I can”t believe they didn’t call in the National Guard. It’s an epidemic! Are these people really that stupid? Have they never owned a cat before? Personally, I was of the mind – let the kid go at with the cat once – they will both steer clear of each other from that point on – it works. And Disqus – why won’t you let me see any comments? I see them in email form but not on DD. Weird. Even Disqus is afraid of this cat.

  • Lena60

    Well did the pussy hiss or chase you? There you go.

  • Lena60

    I have been lucky to never have a mean cat.I would not put up with this one, especially around a child.If they know the cat is mean spirited why the hell did they let the child around it long enough to pull it’s tail?I would not want this cat back.

  • Defafan

    I once had to hide the family in the pantry when our hermit crab go out… scary situation. Glad they are ok.

  • thebossessecretary

    I would definitely divorce any man who supposedly owned balls and hid from a cat.

  • Texas Ranger

    I can tell you one thing, if one ever hissed at me….I am outta there….wouldn’t see nothing but asshole and elbows.

  • Lena60

    Yeah hermit crabs can be crabby.

  • Buffettgirl

    Cha-cha-cha Chia!

  • Texas Ranger

    Yeah…unless it was an 8 foot Tiger….no excuses for this dude. He is marked for life. Might as well cut em off.

  • LuvsHorror

    If one of my tarantulas were to get out, my whole neighborhood would be evacuated.

  • Vesper B

    Am I the only one who is shocked the cat is still alive? I’d thought the cops would’ve shot the damn thing.

    Also, seriously, it’s a cat. Wet it with the water bottle of death.

  • Buffettgirl

    Portland is a pretty pussy friendly place, but this? People, are you kidding me? You let your CAT bully you into hiding in the bathroom? What do you do if a spider comes along, call out the National Guard? I’ve had some super-bitchy kitties in my life, I actually prefer them that way truth be told, but never once have I let ANY cat bully me into anything. And I’ve had two that were bigger than the cat in this story. Trucker and IQ, Trucker thought he was a dog and we’d go for walks around the neighborhood and IQ, well, he was the Big Dumb Orange Kitty, both of them were 25 pounders and never once did they ever intimidate me. These asshats, pussies with a very mean pussy…

  • Buffettgirl

    Well DUH! Spiders are WAY different than a cat!

  • http://www.truecrimereport.com CallMeMister

    This has got to be the wildest definition of pussy whipped I’ve ever heard.

  • DeweyCheatam

    You say mean, I say brilliant. :)

  • DeweyCheatam

    Ear worm!!

  • Buffettgirl

    You’re welcome! ;-)

  • Laura_RT

    A cat scratched my daughter (firstborn) once. I had put her in her crib while I stepped outside to smoke a cigarette. Heard her cry over the moniter, went rushing in in time to see the cat jump out of the crib, saw a scratch on her face, went all momma bear and kicked the poor thing. Then I felt like an evil bitch cause that’s when I realized it was completely my fault. I had turned the mobile on and neglected to shut the door, never thinking about the fact that the mobile would just be calling that poor cat’s name. Felt so guilty I had to crack open and can of tuna as an apology.

  • Twisted1

    My MIL has a cat named PIA (for Pain in the ass, not kidding). That cat hates almost everyone and bites and hisses all the time. When my son was around one though PIA jumped into his playpen and let him pull her tail, ears, and everything and just sat there and took it. I never seen anything like it. She would not leave his side for most of our visit and got mad when at night we made her leave the room (was not taking any chances). It was crazy watching this mean cat being all sweet and patient with a toddler.

  • Twisted1

    A cat I can handle. Any spider no matter how small they are….this is all I can see. (Stolen from another website).

  • Buffettgirl

    I agree TOTALLY! After three separate Hobo spider bites, my philosophy is that if it has eight legs it needs to DIE FUCKER DIE!!! ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    We have always said “Nah-nah”, saving the more harsh “NO” for dangerous situations. :-)

  • Buffettgirl

    Fucking A right, CT needs all the support she can get during Lent… ;-)

  • DeweyCheatam

    I’m not afraid of spiders, but I simply cannot kill them. It just grosses me out. Even when they’re climbing up the shower wall, scaring the shit out of me, I just turn or lean and stay out of the way and get done and out of there as quickly as possible!

  • Buffettgirl

    Honestly, I can’t risk another bite from a Hobo if I can help it! You are far braver and kinder than I am. I never had issues with spiders until that first Hobo bite. That was about 2004-2005. Since then, they just have to die…

  • letinstar

    phase one of human and dog containment is complete…

  • djariella

    Sounds like they need Jackson Galaxy from the show My Cat From Hell.

  • thebossessecretary

    Happily, they’re as easy to squish as roaches. Bugs have yet to develop a defense to being smashed flat with your shoe. And I agree. Other than ladybugs and butterflies, ALL BUGS MUST DIE!!!!

  • Lena60

    I have see spiders like that before.Thank gawd I have a cat :p

  • Michael Roe

    Best story ever

  • Jessie

    Thank u for bringing the Disqus issue up.

  • Kim Graves

    last year we had a spider that lived through hurricane sandy and numerous snow and rain storms right in the corner of my back door underneath a leaf attached to a spider web, we named her charlotte and she was protecting her egg sack, well i guess from september to april my daughter and i would say “hi charlotte” going in and out of the house…she died in april so we got rid of her then her babies were born, we moved in november and hubby saw a spider web in the upper corner of the ceiling above the stairs and she says “no daddy that’s one of charlottes babies she followed us” so now we aren’t allowed to kill it :(

  • Buffettgirl

    OK – but you are saving it for a good reason, that’s a sweet story! :-)

  • DeweyCheatam

    I’m not brave or kind, just squeamish. Even stink bugs just get scooped up on a magazine and flushed down the toilet. :/ Rottweilers, no prob, recalcitrant kids, beat ‘em silly, asshole men, target practice. But bugs … I turn into a fucking girl! lol

  • thebossessecretary

    No one in that house knew the meaning of “PUNT!”

  • Prominent Prozac

    Cats..The new pit bull?

  • Vunderlak

    If you hide in a bedroom from a hissing cat, do not ask why your wife is screwing the mailman. He at least confronts dogs on a daily basis. My God, what have we come to? Kick the damn thing through the wall.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    The couple has apparently hired a cat whisperer or something. Shoulda hired a personal trainer so they could take him in a fight…..
    http://www.katu.com/news/local/Couple-attacked-by-cat-say-theyll-get-it-help-249577941.html?mobile=y&clmob=y&c=n

  • ultracreep

    You know, cats don’t take it real well when you put a boot in they ass.

  • ultracreep

    Ha! That’s what my husband said. We have 4 cats. He was like “What the fuck, were they out of towels and didn’t have a broom?”

  • SillyCynic

    @Jaded, didn’t you describe this EXACT cat as your dream cat back in 2010?!

    “As
    a matter of fact, if I ever decide to bring a cat into my home, I’m
    going to be looking for a real pissed-off cunt of a cat. A cat that
    will go into attack-mode without reason. I want that little fucker to
    be all happiness and purrs one second and all vicious and
    bloodthirsty the next. I don’t want a cat that will hop up on my
    lap and get in the way of my computer monitor – I want the little
    asshole to sit in a corner, hissing and growling, just waiting for
    some unsuspecting human to pass by before angrily latching on to an
    ankle. And every time my awesome cat attacks, I will be there to
    capture the goodness on film. In between hysterical bouts of
    laughter, of course.”

    I’m assuming you’ll be adopting?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Sadly, they have decided to keep the asshole. My search for the perfect cat continues. Sigh.

  • Helen Payne

    shouldn’t have kicked it

  • Kim Graves

    yeah my girl wants to be a vet and loves all animals…she loves catching frogs and grasshoppers and worms which I am deathly afraid of lol

  • 1DireWolf

    I love cats. My wife and I have two that are like children to us. But the older one, when she was much younger reached out and bit me really hard in the finger. Fang went in and out like a thick sewing needle. I grabber her and slammed her against the wall. She never bit me again and now I am her favorite over my wife. Our younger cat worships my wife so it evens out.

    My point is.. Nothing that I fucking feed is going to attack me. They need to get rid of that cat. Pussy dog.. er pussy father. Should grabbed a kitchen knife and played “My claw is bigger and sharper than yours”

  • 1DireWolf

    When I was young in my first marriage, my wife and I had just bought a new mattress. Hadn’t even put it on the bed yet. We left to go to K-Mart for some new sheets. We left our Doberman alone in the house. He had gotten pissed because we left him I guess and chewed the new mattress right down to the springs in places. I grabbed a newspaper and smacked his flank with it. He turned around and snapped and snarled at me. I wound up straddling him with one arm behind his head and the other pulling his snout back and was about to break his neck until my wife started screaming at me. I felt like a shit later and it took him almost a month to lift his head up and look me in the face. Again. nothing I feed is going to attack me.

  • 1DireWolf

    My dad and his wife and my stepbrother were at my house and I left to go to the store. My stepbro Billy decided he wanted to get my 17 foot Burmese Python (Hyapathia) out of her enclosure and hold her. I think the little shit wanted to scare our dad cause he had a snake phobia. Well she got away from him and when I got home, I didn’t see anyone. I yelled out and I hear “We’re in the bathroom get that fucking snake.” I looked in Hyspathia’s cage and she is in it but the top is open so I snapped and locked it. They had been so scared they ran into the bathroom and scared her so bad she went to hide in her cage.

  • 1DireWolf

    The one the first lessons I learned as a husband was it was my job to kill shit. I hear a blood curdling scream and start to run into the kitchen where my wife was.

    “There’s a huge spider.” pointing at a not so huge spider.

    “So?”

    “KILLLL IIITTTT! KILL IT NOW!”

    So I knew my place in the relationship

  • HAL 9000

    Weirdest thing just happened. I’m sitting here reading about the devil’s meow, and I hear out my window a cat go bonkers. Bizarre.

  • Twisted1

    Had a huge problem with brown widows in Navy housing in Florida. I went to the ER with multiple spider bites. One time it bit me on the bottom of my lip and my lips got HUGE. The nurse asked me when I was gonna get out of Navy housing cuz this is just getting crazy. Not missing a beat I said “Hey people pay good money for lips like this, I get it free so why would I move”?

  • hicusdicus

    I will take him. Sounds like it would be love at first sight.

  • hicusdicus

    I have two field cats that my seven dogs give plenty of room , even my 80 lb Rottweiler. Throw a towel over, HA.

  • hicusdicus

    There is nothing more frightening than a pissed off pussy. I know that for a fact.

  • hicusdicus

    How did you do that? My bitch just weighs 80 lbs and I have to get my other bitch to move over so I can lay down.

  • hicusdicus

    One of the things I give up for lent is being pleasant.

  • hicusdicus

    Even my geese attack me. All any of my animals do is eat, sleep and shit and never once have they said thank you.

  • hicusdicus

    I will take a mean cat over a mean kid. My cat can’t drive so I don’t have to worry about him stealing my car.

  • hicusdicus

    Even good intestinal bugs?

  • Sejanus

    Funny, it is a cat so they will keep it. If it were a kid they would get rid of it.
    Good choice come to think of it.

  • hicusdicus

    Lets hope she does not get into catching crabs.

  • hicusdicus

    You are a nice person. May you have a good life.

  • hicusdicus

    I had first dibs.

  • hicusdicus

    You must not have children yet.

  • hicusdicus

    Excellent choice.

  • beepath

    No such thing as cats “stealing YOUR BREATH.” When I saw that, I
    figured, there ya go dreamin demon, manipulate the dummies. Stay
    classy, DD…

  • Militant Wing of the Salvation

    Man Card — VOID.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Sheeit. We’re all about class, baby. *scratches crotch and belches*

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Wasting good tuna? you know how I feel about these things!

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    I think they are probably already safely tucked away in his wifes handbag.

  • CT

    When my cat went bat sh*t crazy that is the only way we could get him under control and he is bigger than the crazed cat in this story. My cat is a sweetheart but stand back if you piss him off.

  • CT

    Plus the cat was just hissing – what cat doesn’t hiss? My cat is so stupid that some days he gets confused and hisses instead of purring.

  • DeweyCheatam

    And I suspect he didn’t often snap and snarl at you anymore, either. :)

  • DeweyCheatam

    Oh snap, I hope your “other bitch” doesn’t participate in DD (or doesn’t know your screen name). I was much younger then, and even nastier. I reached over and grabbed that SOB by the scruff of the neck and drug his ass out of that bed, opened the door and tossed him outside before he knew what hit him.

  • Laura_RT

    My daughters the same way and has wanted to be a vet from the time she knew what a job was (shes 13 now). When she was about three, we lived out in the country and she loved catching ladybugs. One day we’re outside and she comes up to me wanting me to hold the ladybugs she had caught so far. Thinking she only had a few I hold out my hand and dozens of those things come flowing out of her tiny little fist. So many that it freaked me out and I ended up jerking my hand away and a bunch go flying away. She got so mad and was like, you dropped them!… lol, I still don’t know how she fit so many in her hand, it was like clowns in a clown car.

  • Laura_RT

    I had no choice… The guilt was too much, it was either that or forever be his servant, lol.

  • Laura_RT

    Aww, thank you! Same to you… :)

  • CT

    Can’t give up something I don’t subscribe to anyway.

  • CT

    WAIT, what? They don’t. Damn it. I was planning to get a cat for a few folks I know. Back to rat poison in the coffee I guess.

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Ladybugs are the only bug I like..I actually add them to my garden when possible, they are so fucking quick at ridding my er umm flowers of pests lol..reliable little suckers, saves the use of any chemicals that can affect the flavour of my er umm flowers.

  • Lorraine Nation

    He’d be gone

  • DeweyCheatam

    *walks by, hikes a leg, farts* Yeah, classy. *walks away*

  • DeweyCheatam

    Am I the only one who finds it creepy that you’re quoting someone from more than three years ago? Or is there some IRL relationship that I’m unaware of?

  • Buffettgirl

    That’s HILARIOUS! I’ve heard that once you are bitten it changes your pheromones and you become an attractant. I don’t see how that can happen, but it might explain some things!

  • Buffettgirl

    IQ used to do that too, and stare at trees, not anything active up in the tree scurrying around, but the bark, for hours… it was kind of sad. But he made up for his extreme lack of intelligence by having a jet engine purr. ;-)

  • thebossessecretary

    My husband took a cat to the vet once. The cat was unenthusiastic. He bit my husband on the hand, all the way through his thumbnail. My husband said the pain was worse than a broken bone, and lasted longer.

  • Buffettgirl

    I have an almost 14 year old little demon named Joie (short for Jo’burg, where I used to live) if you want her? She’s about 5-6 pounds on a fat day, a long-haired tuxedo cat and she can go from super sweet to uber-cunt in .34 seconds… just offering… ;-)

  • Death2Jesus

    You must be young if you don’t know which movie that’s from

  • Laura_RT

    Lmao… I love smoking-… I mean smelling those flowers…

  • Scrappy

    My 21 pounder is down to 18 I’m proud to announce…and he is the sweetest puss anyone could hope to own. Even so, not being a bobcat and all, I’m pretty sure I could subdue any 20 something pound cat pretty easily.

    Barring that, I don’t think I’d want to survive the humiliation of calling cops to my house to save me from my own damn cat…

  • Scrappy

    Actually, I’m having that same issue and it is quite irksome. Only on wireless devices though…

    Yeah, can someone get it worked out?

  • Scrappy

    I’m actually a ‘catch and release’ bug person. Don’t love spiders, but they don’t worry me, just give me the willies when they get big enough.

  • Scrappy

    Yes, my kids went through a fairly long phase of keeping insects as pets. I encouraged it since they are easy to replace and don’t eat much…

  • Scrappy

    Excellent grounds for divorce. Can’t think of a soul who would fault you for that…

  • Scrappy

    Is catfighting the new cockfighting?

  • Scrappy

    I had a cat bite once in the soft flesh between your thumb and forefinger. Hurt like hell. I actually went into mild shock from it. (Which was funny, because as I realized it was happening I was all like analytical about it…” Oh, so this is what shock is like…maybe I better lay down with a blanket…”)

    A day later I saw that classic red line I had been hearing about since about third grade. Couldn’t believe it. I ended up going to the Doc in the Box and getting treatment!

    Incidentally, the whole thing was my fault…

  • Scrappy

    Classy is way over-rated.

    You probably think The Three Stooges should stop acting so dumb and start using their tools correctly…

  • beepath

    Kewl, ah lack tht u loweer tht barr, I knu ah shud (fart. sniffs snot) loweer my expectionshuns in yer posts, Jaded.

  • SillyCynic

    I remember way. too. fucking. much.

  • t0ofIy

    that cat don’t weigh 22lbs

  • Dre Mosley

    How the hell does stuff like this happen? One housecat terrorized an
    entire family. I love cats and am a cat owner, but this. . . .this
    would not have happened on my watch. That cat would have been a fucking football.

  • Missy B Love

    A cat though? Like what the hell? So you mean to tell a cat attacks your baby, scares you and your family so bad that you guys are hiding in a bathroom in your own damn house? And you all are still considering rather to keep the cat or not? Seriously? Jesus ain’t die for this.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    That was one of my favorite cat attack stories. :)

  • http://hawtmamas.wordpress.com/ hawtmamma

    This happened to me also. For some reason one of my cats was scared when I tried to pick him up. He ran into a hallway where I was just going to pick him up to pet him. As I approached he ran, jumped up knee level and scratched my leg. I still have the scare to this day. As with all my cats his front paws were de-clawed and not the back. I then realized how dangerous cats can be with there claws and teeth. I didn’t do anything, I love all animals great and small. He eventually calmed down and everything was OK.
    One day while on my way to work on my Harley, there were six javelinas forming some sort of road block. These thugs had another thing coming though, but that’s a story for another day.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Though Lux is back home, his owners are apparently trying to decide whether to keep Lux or make him someone else’s problem.

    Irresponsible pieces of shit! How dare they put their children at risk?

    I was a guest many years at a home that had a psycho cat. They are almost, if not, as dangerous a rampaging pit. Fuck these people. Act like a parent and protect your children.

    This cat is better off in hell. Needle please.

  • Lori Lynn Abell

    There is more to this story I swear. I have had animals my entire life and it has been long. lol I have only seen this in abused animals. These people shouldn’t be allowed to raise a plant let alone a cat, or child. Nothing with an actual heartbeat

  • Aussie Sabbath

    You shouldn’t be allowed to keep animals if you’re going to mutilate them. Bet you’re a tail-docker too.

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Oh this is my favourite time of year here. Everyone I know goes all geurilla farmer around this time, its outstanding. I just moved house about 4 months ago and the backyard was a joke. 2 years of neglect I had to sort out but its looking great now.

  • Kim Graves

    lol she has 2 hermit crabs lol and a hamster, a cat and a dog

  • Kim Graves

    that is hilarious lol I almost spit my coffee out imagining it lol so cute..i love kids

  • Kim Graves

    my sister had a praying mantis she found on the fig bush outside our house..he was missing a leg and even though there is like a $50 fine for keeping one in nj at the time (I have no clue why) she kept him and caught bugs and stuff for him for a few months

  • thebossessecretary

    Thanks, Dire Wolf. You made me realize how stupid I sound when I do this.

  • thebossessecretary

    I’m trying to imagine telling it to the judge. “Your honor, he’s such a wimp that he’s afraid of our housecat and hides in the bathroom when it’s in the house.”

  • Eyam Ova-Urazis

    The kid got a scratch when he pulled the cat’s tail, so the twat waffle dad kicked it. I don’t blame the cat for going apeshit. Don’t pull his tail and don’t kick him, and everything will be just fine.

  • hicusdicus

    You mean being pleasant? Or that there is a big guy in the sky that watches you go to the bathroom in the morning and evening.

  • Scrappy

    To which the judge laughs out loud, awards you primary custody of the kids and 90% of the marital assets. Judges hate wussies.

  • beepath

    There ya go Scrapper…..I made my point, that cats do not suck out the breath of a human being. There’s enough ignorance in the world without some eighth grader perpetuating such untruths. So, if getting a kitty is something anyone is thinking about, breath sucking is just not true.

  • Scrappy

    I concede your point, but without all this ignorance in the world the DD would just be a collection of depressing crime stories.

    It’s the IGNORANCE that allows me to laugh at some pretty awful sh!t here. (And conveniently, makes ME feel more like a brain trust…)

  • beepath

    There ya go, take care.

  • Nick Trygg

    Omg, this is the best story of the year so far!

  • Nick Trygg

    Personally, I think the cat is a cutie.

  • Erin N

    It’s not evil. It’s a CAT. Cats get jealous of babies, the same way human kids get jealous of babies. FYI, I would take the cat in. He’s cute.

  • Erin N

    I feel sorry for the cat that these dumbasses are getting rid of the poor guy because they were stupid enough to leave him alone with their baby and the baby got scratched. How is this story getting national attention????? A cat scratches a baby, then hisses at a dude who kicks him? How is that news???? You should know that cats get jealous of babies and that cats hiss at people when attacked. Don’t act surprised. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist. If you read a book or watched TV you’d know these things.