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James JugoTampa, FL – A 52-year-old man has been charged with manslaughter after admitting to police that he pummeled his roommate to death after a disagreement about a stolen chicken foot.

According to police, the fight apparently began when 56-year-old Benjamin Calderon swiped said foot from the skillet James Jugo was attending to at the moment. It was apparently then that the beating commenced.

Wait…. people eat chicken feet? I’ve seen them in the meat department and shit, but I didn’t know people actually fried and consumed them. I thought that shit was used for voodoo and stuff. I can’t imagine sticking one of those things in my mouth….

Anyway, Jugo told police he beat Calderon to death with his fists, but a witness claims to have seen him swinging a wooden cutting board. At any rate, Calderon is very much dead — the autopsy revealed he suffered internal bleeding after being hit numerous times on the face, neck and elsewhere.

This, surprisingly, isn’t Jugo’s first brush with the law — he’s been arrested at least 19 times on charges that include burglary, cocaine possession, petty theft, probation violation, open container and possession of a dangerous dog. Now, he can add manslaughter to his criminal résumé. He’s being held in lieu of $15,000 bail.

Calderon’s family said he recently lost his job as a security officer and had been living with Jugo and another person while trying to get his shit back together.

“He had plans. He was setting goals for himself,” Bolivar Calderon said. “No one deserves to die over a chicken foot.”

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  • t3chsupp0rt

    Only $15,000 bail for murder?

  • CT

    Do chickens have toenails? That is what I want to know. NOW

  • Dorothy Petrillo Zbornak

    Oh Florida…you are the hemorrhoid of the South. Chicken feet though? Really?

  • t3chsupp0rt

    Yes, they do, big nasty chickenshit filled talons.

  • CT

    Thanks for making this even worse for me. That is what I figured.

  • CT

    I was going to use Google images but you know how it goes with Google images – Google chicken toenail and you would get a guy in Japan with a chicken suit and a hard on.

  • Jessie

    You haven’t seen them at the store? Yyyyyuck.

  • CT

    There is a new Fresh Market down the street from my house – I guess I could check it out?

  • Jessie

    Cocaine possession, huh. If ever there was a nose for coke, it was his :-D I’m sure they’ll find out it was also involved in this OTT beatdown for sure.

  • Jessie

    I was just going to tell you that Trader Joes and Whole Foods don’t sell them ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    Damn – what would he have done if it had been a thigh???

  • Joy Lynskey

    Florida must have some pretty horrible cocaine if he’s still hungry enough to melee for chicken feet.

  • Jessie

    :-p excellent point

  • CT

    Jaded, you go to a voodoo supermarket?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    It’s Florida, silly.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Shhhhh…

  • Buffettgirl

    Well, that and it was only classified as manslaughter…

  • Texas Ranger

    Murder for a fuckin chicken foot?

  • Texas Ranger

    no. they don’t get dingleberrys either because they have feathers, not hair. They do have bellybuttons. big nasty, crusty, crud filled belly buttons.

  • Buncheman

    The availability of chicken feet in supermarkets is rather common, though said availability is in direct relation to how “ethnic” a given area is. Here in Park Slope in Brooklyn things are kind of posh (though not for me personally) but the area has a lot of West Indians, Hispanics, and Asians, and the available foodstuffs often cater to those cultures’ cuisines. You can get chicken feet at the Key Food a few blocks away but if one heads just a few avenues to the northeast, you’ll find some of the more “ghetto” markets where you can get all kinds of items of interest. Not as interesting as when I lived on the Upper West Side, though. Back then one could go into one of the local Hispanic meat markets and buy “pizzle,” which is beef penis. No, seriously.

  • CT

    Good to know – although if you were to ask Jessie, I do in fact, live in the ghetto.

  • thebossessecretary

    Good fried chicken is worth a beatdown. Maybe not murder. But a beatdown.

  • Texas Ranger

    Not a ghetto…inbred backwoods…

  • Joel

    It probably was a chicken leg used in voodoo black magic and buddy wanted to eat it hoping to gain the mystical powers it possessed. Just goes to tell you don’t fuck with that voodoo magic.

  • CT

    Transference.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Well, yeah, I’d get all punchy over a chicken breast or something, but a fucking foot? You can have that shit allll to yourself.

  • brittany!

    Reasonable.

  • Texas Ranger

    Transference? is that what cross-dressing in Virginia is called?

  • DeweyCheatam

    CT, I saw something on the news yesterday that I thought would thrill you. There is, apparently, a clown shortage! Who knew anyone even tracked such things. :)

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

    “He had plans. He was setting goals for himself,” Bolivar Calderon said.”

    his plan to steal the chicken foot did not accomplish his goal

  • http://www.flickr.com/photos/my2_cents/ My2Cents

    oh thanks…now I’ll be stuck with that visual…geesh

  • JohnQknowitall

    Dangerous dog? hmmmm So owning a dangerous breed is a short leap to other criminal activity. Who would have thought?

  • JohnQknowitall
  • Twisted1

    Tampa has a over abundance of rednecks. Chicken feet is a redneck meal. Some rednecks will eat anything. I dated a redneck from Tampa when I was a teen. A raccoon ran across our screened in pool and he wanted to go chase it. Said raccoon is good eating. Needless to say our relationship did not last long.

  • mean birch

    Guess what?

    Chicken butt.

  • sweekymom

    Quote of the week: “No one deserves to die over a chicken foot.”

    Honestly,I couldn’t make this shit up if you held a gun to my head.

  • Lori Lynn Abell

    This mother fucker is possessed looking. Or is it just me?? I think he looks a lot like the son of satan to me

  • CT

    You just made my day. My plan has finally come to fruition.

  • CT

    Sorry, Tex, I forgot – big words.

  • letinstar

    is there a recipe for fried chicken feets…*checking google*….

  • letinstar

    sorry i looked it up….

  • Taster’sChoice

    If that doesn’t do it for you this will… Not a lot of meat on those bones… Thought I’d peel one apart for you…

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    I dont know a single person who would eat that shit..if it was a venison steak or something I could understand..if someone stole my venison steak id be tempted to peel their skull cap back…but would likely restrain myself

  • DeweyCheatam

    Happy to be helpful.

  • My2Cents

    oh ewww… but thanks anyway

  • firstofthefallen

    This kinda shit happens when you’re so hungry you’ll eat fried chicken feet. It’s survival of the fittest.

  • Chinchillazilla

    They have little bellybuttons when they’re babies, but they go away as they age. Pretty sure they wouldn’t get filled with crud in any case, because of gravity! :P

  • Chinchillazilla

    I mean, I would try it. There aren’t many foods that I won’t at least take a bite of to see what it tastes like. But there’s a hell of a difference between “Sure, I’d taste it” and “I WOULD MURDER SOMEONE OVER THAT.”

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    I have learned through personal experience that if it looks like shit it generally tastes like shit lol plus I hate feet, they freak me out for some reason apart from my own of course.

  • My2Cents

    how do you feel about chicken lips?

  • My2Cents

    there really are times when ignorance is bliss…

  • Stanley_Ipkiss

    Not a fan lol..Time for physio now anyway. Its a sad day when the physio is asking me for training advice haha. Cya tomorrow all being well.

  • RedScarab

    I wouldn’t commit a major felony for anything less than a chicken leg.

  • letinstar

    true..

  • Vindictive

    We have asian restaurants in Germany that sell fried chicken feet. And they are expensive.

  • Craig Ellis

    Or a Klondike Bar?

  • Buffettgirl

    You Sir are funny as hell… ;)

  • CatAtonic99

    Definitely could’ve done without that. lol

  • CatAtonic99

    And then there’s good ol’ Utah where you’ll rarely find anything interesting. (Fry Sauce & Funeral Potatoes are about as ‘interesting’ as you’ll find here)

  • CatAtonic99

    Were you watching HLN? ;)

  • CatAtonic99

    Definitely a dark/ evilness in his eyes

  • DeweyCheatam

    I can’t say … Ordinarily I’d say no, bc I don’t even get that channel (I don’t think). But, I’m in Daytona x 10 days and really have no idea. Not to mention that my post is now a week old itself, and there’s been a lot of water under the bridge. : /

  • CatAtonic99

    Just curious bc I happened to see that on HLN one morning.

  • Mydnight Blackthorne

    Did the chicken have large talons?