Surveillance video shows a Ford Freestyle with Connecticut license plates backing repeatedly into the store and breaking the glass doors, setting off the burglar alarm, at about 2:00 Thursday morning.
Once the man was inside, he apparently swiped a lone banana off a shelf and devoured it before leaving the store.
Police say nothing else was taken.
The car apparently sustained damage to the driver side rear bumper and tail light.
If you recognize this banana loving, station wagon driving doofus, please contact the Newington Police Department at (860) 666-8445.
Why, yes, it is a slow news day…. why do you ask?Tags: banana, Connecticut, Newington, Robbery