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Brad DavisMcCloud, OK – I wasn’t even going to post this because the story is already making the rounds, but I really wanted a “wedgie” tag. A man in Oklahoma is in jail after police accused him of killing his stepfather with a wedgie.

Police say that a few days before Christmas, 33-year-old Brad Davis was drinking with his stepfather, 58-year-old Denver St. Clair. The two men got into a verbal argument after St. Clair began talking shit about Davis’ mother. This altercation turned physical and Davis, a former marine, ended up knocking his stepfather unconscious.

Not satisfied with knocking the man out, Davis took this opportunity to add some insult to injury by giving the defenseless man an atomic wedgie. “His underwear was pulled up over his head and the elastic band was around his throat.” Lt. Jimmy Brewer said. Davis then took some pictures with his cell phone and called 911 to report the incident.

Unfortunately, St. Clair died smelling his own taint. For the first time in 10 years, we have an article about a man who was strangled to death by his own underwear. According to the medical examiner, St. Clair died from a combination of blunt force trauma and asphyxiation.

Davis was arrested and is being held without bond on a charge of first-degree murder. Davis told investigators that he was just acting in self-defense, but police say they’re sure Davis tampered with the crime scene to add some weight to his self-defense claims.

It also doesn’t help Davis that before the fight with St. Clair, he texted a friend saying he was going to hurt his step-father because he had “nothing to lose.”

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  • thebossessecretary

    Come on, dammit. I want to see the pictures.

  • Evan

    in the police report, does it state the freshness of the underwear?

  • Mr.CustodialArts

    I think it’s an unwritten rule (or maybe it IS written somewhere) that all step dads wear stained wife-beaters with yellowed tighty whiteys to match.

  • https://www.facebook.com/jana.joneslove Jana

    I hate the man died, I really do. But why do I find this amusing??? A co-worker of mine is laughing also, so I am not the only sicko reading

  • Buffettgirl

    What a lovely mental picture this morning… thanks!

  • Kelly

    How is it that you can get underwear clear over someones head and around their throat? I can’t even wrap my mind around that.

  • thebossessecretary

    If you buy Walmart underwear, this is theoretically possible. If you buy a size 9, it’s really a size 12. Perhaps you could pull it over your head.

  • Buffettgirl

    “The touch, the feel of cotton, the fabric of our lives…”

  • Taxidermi

    Death by wedgie…I hope they re-enact this on 1000 ways to die

  • laurablue87

    People be gettin’ their panties in a bunch sometimes. SMH.

  • Mr.CustodialArts

    Upon further investigation, this seems to be a case of one asshole killing another…by asshole-scented means.

  • Taster’sChoice

    My guess is – he wasn’t likely wearing the sexy dental floss variety…

  • laurablue87

    If your mind has the elasticity of those underwear, you could.

  • Taster’sChoice

    Is that show still on? Some of those episodes give me the creeps – like the pool ball swallowing episode for one… OMG YAK

  • ultracreep

    I had a good fucking laugh over this one. (still chuckling.)

  • Kelly

    I just picture my old mans underwear (boxer briefs) and I seriously doubt I could use those as a tool to throttle him even if I put forth my best effort.

  • MilfOf2

    I hope this is on 1,000 ways to die. I wanna see the reanactment

  • 1DireWolf

    How does that work? Grab the undies, pull them up and over the guys head and around his throat, I would think the majority of the pressure would be on his head. How can there be enough force to strangle him? I think the smell from his crotch crevice was what killed him.
    BEWARE the Great White Quark!

    Quark-noun: fresh unripened cheese of a smooth texture made from pasteurized milk, a starter, and rennet

  • JohnQknowitall

    Being a former marine I guess he gets his choice of the purttiest prison bitch in lockdown.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Seriously gagging…

  • JohnQknowitall

    Apparently the majority of people who read this article find it amusing. So you aren’t sick. You are just part of society.

  • Taxidermi

    lol I do not remember, but the acting on it was so cheesy that it made every death laughable :P

  • William Dean Luke

    Oh, look, another jock going to prison for bullying someone smaller and weaker than him. He’s gonna be someone’s bitch in Prison, just watch. He may look like a hard motherfucker, but when he’s facing down someone twice ~his~ size who wants his butterball, he’s going to learn exactly how those people smaller than him felt, how helpless they felt, when he’s being held down by 4 guys while Poppa Thump uses his cornhole for a sex toy.

  • salepo

    There’s a beautiful pic with this article in the forums showing how disturbingly far underwear can stretch

  • Buffettgirl

    Thanks, me too. ;-p

  • Eliza Berntsen

    DO you have rubber underwear over there that it’s so stretchy? How is that even possible?

  • Whatevn

    Call me a stick in the mud, but I dont. I just find it super disrespectful and want him to have some phyical harm come his way : /
    Anything with death, of someone innocent, is it, is hard for me to laugh at, even with a good gag set up.

  • BrittBrittRoss

    You are home…

  • JohnQknowitall

    Then I suggest you seek grief counseling asap!!!… And I swear we will not laugh at you after you leave the room.

  • Lena60

    Don’t forget the stains, yellow in front brown in the back.

  • Spectra Ghostseeker

    Damn! I am not going to make this sensitive strong homicidal man angry. I don’t want to die by wedgie!

  • Stormblast
  • Whatevn

    Thinking how he was killed was disrespectful =/= grief. Lol?

  • Delaney3030

    I’m the step dad that just never wears a shirt at all. And I’m fat too. It’s a good thing I’m ridiculously handsome. That balances it out.

  • Delaney3030

    Dumb ways to die ie, so many dumb ways to die. Good app

  • JohnQknowitall

    Think about it… Is there a respectful way to murder someone?

  • Connie Markarian

    extremely well put!!..this guy will get to prison thinking “no worries-I’m a(former) Marine!!” soon enough, he will be enjoying the smell of many taints-in all shapes & colors-as well as the stench of his own..

  • Connie Markarian

    rofl

  • Kat

    *sings* use your private parts as piranha bait…… dumb ways to die……. so many dumb ways to die….

  • Whatevn

    …Hmm, thats true.

    But If want to do out, I rather not be featured anywhere by, death of atomic wedgie.Hell, I dont wanna be killed in any fashion to have me end up on DD

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    Hubby adamantly insists there are no “former” Marines. No such thing. “They’re Marines till they die, then they’re STILL Marines!”

  • Connie Markarian

    I stand corrected-no offense intended..clearly I should’ve said “disgraced” Marine..

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    No offense taken. I guess he is right. They served, they deserve the title. They went through a lot to get it.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Honestly I would prefer not to be killed at all. lol

  • Alan Moon

    ^—A stepfather…