McCloud, OK – I wasn’t even going to post this because the story is already making the rounds, but I really wanted a “wedgie” tag. A man in Oklahoma is in jail after police accused him of killing his stepfather with a wedgie.
Police say that a few days before Christmas, 33-year-old Brad Davis was drinking with his stepfather, 58-year-old Denver St. Clair. The two men got into a verbal argument after St. Clair began talking shit about Davis’ mother. This altercation turned physical and Davis, a former marine, ended up knocking his stepfather unconscious.
Not satisfied with knocking the man out, Davis took this opportunity to add some insult to injury by giving the defenseless man an atomic wedgie. “His underwear was pulled up over his head and the elastic band was around his throat.” Lt. Jimmy Brewer said. Davis then took some pictures with his cell phone and called 911 to report the incident.
Unfortunately, St. Clair died smelling his own taint. For the first time in 10 years, we have an article about a man who was strangled to death by his own underwear. According to the medical examiner, St. Clair died from a combination of blunt force trauma and asphyxiation.
Davis was arrested and is being held without bond on a charge of first-degree murder. Davis told investigators that he was just acting in self-defense, but police say they’re sure Davis tampered with the crime scene to add some weight to his self-defense claims.
It also doesn’t help Davis that before the fight with St. Clair, he texted a friend saying he was going to hurt his step-father because he had “nothing to lose.”