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Alberto FelipeBoca Raton, FL — A Florida man is facing charges after allegedly biting his neighbor’s ear off because the man refused to give him a smoke.

According to the victim, John Ott, his neighbor approached him Friday night and asked if he could bum a cigarette. Before he even had a chance to realize what was happening, Ott said, Alberto Felipe was all over him.

“He comes up puts me in a bear hug and next thing I know he’s biting my ear,” Ott said. “This all started because I wouldn’t give him a cigarette.”

Ott was rushed to a local hospital, his ear just kinda hanging on by a thread. Fortunately, Felipe didn’t swallow any important pieces and doctors were able to stitch it back on.

Felipe was arrested for felony aggravated battery, but has already made his $3,000 bond. It’s not his first rodeo, either — he’s had at least three previous convictions for assault and battery.

Ott says Felipe is back in the ‘hood, hurling insults at him from across the street on a fairly regular basis. He’ll be seeking a restraining order. Because, you know, those work. My ass would be seeking a decorative ceramic squirrel. A sharp, stabby one…

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  • mean birch

    Yikes

  • Rachel Ann

    Is this how you gain your street cred in Boca Raton, going all Mike Tyson on a dude for refusing you a cigarette? Did he yell World Star afterwards?

  • Taxidermi
  • Jessie

    I swear Florida has more stories with people eating each other’s faces than any other state….

  • Miss_Ann_thrope

    Ahh Flori-duh. It is in my top 4 of fucked up places for crime and is almost tied with Ohio

  • thebossessecretary

    I SO remember that fight.

  • thebossessecretary

    Another good reason that I need to quit smoking.

  • Buffettgirl

    Felipe sucks, but apparently he doesn’t swallow…

  • LuvsHorror

    Wow, glad he made his bail. Bet the neighborhood feels safe.

  • Stephanie Chu

    Mike Tyson wannabe!

  • Taxidermi

    They are just in the moment of a sensual kiss and embrace here.

  • Quasimodem1969

    I can only imagine what he would have done if Ott didn’t let him use his lawnmower.

  • 1DireWolf

    Crazy ass bastard. Mr. Ott needs to see if the granny in Shreveport has an extra gun he can borrow.
    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2014/01/08/grandmother-fatally-shoots-devon-antonio-teen-home-invasion/

  • Lena60

    Sounds like Felipe is in need of a bullet.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    I’m surprised he didn’t proceed to use the ear to roll up some grass clippings and smoke it.

  • Andrea Pizzuto

    I’ve found that a good backhand works wonders. No need for that taste in your mouth, blood, earwax, unwashed trailer trash.. bleh.

  • Stormblast

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM…

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    Great minds think alike!

    *facepalm* Read the entire thing before you comment. Doh!

  • VenusDoom3

    Drug problem much?

  • Guest

    Nom

  • Stormblast

    LOL! Doesn’t this story make you kinda hungry? :D