Good day, sickos. I want to thank all of you for your calls and emails inquiring about my well-being and offering sex at various public parks. But fear not, I am just on a much-deserved, much-needed vacation. Although I am off this week, I will be writing up some stuff off and on while finally being able to focus on some DD house cleaning. I'll also have time to respond to some of you interested in writing. In the meantime, be sure to check out the forums for the latest in terrible news.

Patreon

Man Goes To Hospital After Chewing On Rat's Head Found In Golden Corral ChiliKonrad Peters Accused Of Throwing Dildos At Young GirlsMan Arrested For Making Sweet, Sweet Love To Toy Horse At WalmartGenoveva Nunez-Figueroa Charged After Getting Stuck In Chimney Of Man She Met OnlineTeen With Pre-existing Health Issues Dies Inside Haunted House AttractionMom Gave Kid Away To Heroin User To Live Life Of Normal Teenager Boy, 9, Has Arm Ripped Off After Trying To Feed Bear At ZooBrittany Ruck Accused Of Separating Young Daughter's Scalp From Her SkullJonnie Boggess Accused Of Having 'Gentle Sexual Intercourse' With Piglet

Alberto FelipeBoca Raton, FL — A Florida man is facing charges after allegedly biting his neighbor’s ear off because the man refused to give him a smoke.

According to the victim, John Ott, his neighbor approached him Friday night and asked if he could bum a cigarette. Before he even had a chance to realize what was happening, Ott said, Alberto Felipe was all over him.

“He comes up puts me in a bear hug and next thing I know he’s biting my ear,” Ott said. “This all started because I wouldn’t give him a cigarette.”

Ott was rushed to a local hospital, his ear just kinda hanging on by a thread. Fortunately, Felipe didn’t swallow any important pieces and doctors were able to stitch it back on.

Felipe was arrested for felony aggravated battery, but has already made his $3,000 bond. It’s not his first rodeo, either — he’s had at least three previous convictions for assault and battery.

Ott says Felipe is back in the ‘hood, hurling insults at him from across the street on a fairly regular basis. He’ll be seeking a restraining order. Because, you know, those work. My ass would be seeking a decorative ceramic squirrel. A sharp, stabby one…

Tags: , , , , ,

Want to help keep Dreamin' Demon independent and uncensored? Here's how

Comments


The views expressed in the comments are those of the comment writers and don't represent the views or opinions of D'D or its staff. Feel free to flag comments that may violate conditions outlined in our Disclaimer.

  • mean birch

    Yikes

  • Rachel Ann

    Is this how you gain your street cred in Boca Raton, going all Mike Tyson on a dude for refusing you a cigarette? Did he yell World Star afterwards?

  • Taxidermi
  • Jessie

    I swear Florida has more stories with people eating each other’s faces than any other state….

  • Miss_Ann_thrope

    Ahh Flori-duh. It is in my top 4 of fucked up places for crime and is almost tied with Ohio

  • thebossessecretary

    I SO remember that fight.

  • thebossessecretary

    Another good reason that I need to quit smoking.

  • Buffettgirl

    Felipe sucks, but apparently he doesn’t swallow…

  • LuvsHorror

    Wow, glad he made his bail. Bet the neighborhood feels safe.

  • Stephanie Chu

    Mike Tyson wannabe!

  • Taxidermi

    They are just in the moment of a sensual kiss and embrace here.

  • Quasimodem1969

    I can only imagine what he would have done if Ott didn’t let him use his lawnmower.

  • 1DireWolf

    Crazy ass bastard. Mr. Ott needs to see if the granny in Shreveport has an extra gun he can borrow.
    http://www.dreamindemon.com/2014/01/08/grandmother-fatally-shoots-devon-antonio-teen-home-invasion/

  • Lena60

    Sounds like Felipe is in need of a bullet.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    I’m surprised he didn’t proceed to use the ear to roll up some grass clippings and smoke it.

  • Andrea Pizzuto

    I’ve found that a good backhand works wonders. No need for that taste in your mouth, blood, earwax, unwashed trailer trash.. bleh.

  • Stormblast

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM…

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    Great minds think alike!

    *facepalm* Read the entire thing before you comment. Doh!

  • VenusDoom3

    Drug problem much?

  • Guest

    Nom

  • Stormblast

    LOL! Doesn’t this story make you kinda hungry? :D