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Man Accused Of Masturbating In Front Of Deli Employee And Her Young SonLakewood, NJ — A 42-year-old man was arrested for allegedly disrobing inside of a deli and masturbating in front of an employee and her 8-year-old son.

According to the alleged victim, Ronald Lavoy entered the deli Saturday evening and waited for the place to empty. When the last customer walked out the door, Lavoy apparently removed his clothing and started strokin‘. Obviously unimpressed, the woman called police. When Lavoy realized what she was doing, he put his clothes on and walked out.

Police soon had their man — he was found at a bus stop a few blocks away. He was charged with two counts of lewdness, tender years sexual assault (that’s a new one) and endangering the welfare of a child. He is being held on $100,000 bail.

Turns out he had been in the deli the previous evening, doing the same damn thing. The victim in that case, though, simply yelled at him to GTFO…. so he did.

Poor, dejected sumbitch… no one wants to look at his willy.

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  • mean birch

    Ewww. Deli meats! Never again.,,,,,

  • Rachel Ann

    Well he isn’t he nice providing his own pulled pork. Maybe had she thrown some bread and mayo at him he would have left without the cops being called. It’s obviously he only wanted a sammich.

  • Taxidermi

    Do you need a number to get in line for that meat?

  • Jessie

    What, no salami references??

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Right? I, for one, am quite disappointed in myself. Was running low on the coffee, I guess….
    I’ll definitely make it up to ya.

  • letinstar

    extra mayo? spicy mustard? ugh!

  • salepo

    Hey these employees handled it much better than the Starbucks chick.

  • CT

    Well, the first clue was a dude disrobing – it’s way too cold to be wearing robes this time of year unless you are a free mason or the Klu Klux Klan.

  • Jessie

    You better, I want extra salami next time :-p

  • t3chsupp0rt

    Oh no, go right up, help yourself.

  • Taxidermi

    Oh good, I am terrible at waiting. So impatient :P

  • Miss_Ann_thrope

    What the hell is wrong with people? If that is something he is into I am sure he can find a willing participant on Craigslist or something . . .

  • thebossessecretary

    Pig. Screwing up dinner. And the kid sure didn’t need a demo.

  • Buffettgirl

    What is up with all the bizarre willy-wankers out there? At least they caught Starbucks Guy, but still, how is this really working out for these guys? Are they super happy now that the whole world knows they are creepy, disgusting pervs? Yippee for them, let’s throw ‘em a Perv Parade? I just don’t get it!

  • LuvsHorror

    What makes a person do something like this? What can they possibly be thinking? And what response do they want?

  • link07

    Most people have enough self control to just go home and sadbate. This guy was probably hoping she would reciprocate. Kinda scary to think that he did the same thing the day before, probably should have a mental evaluation.

  • Vesper B

    I have a possible explanation.

    My little boy is in the “I will lead the revolution of the naked babies” phase. He loves to strip naked and run around. And, he’ll proudly show off his “wee-wee” to anyone who asks. We are trying to explain to him that his “wee-wee” is not for show.

    I’m assuming the bizarre willy-wankers were never told their wee wee was not for show.

  • Jycorro

    That would be a normal weekday in Key West.

  • Buffettgirl

    I love the “nekkie baby revolution”! Nekkie babies are cute, in a normal, natural way! After about 5 though, it’s too much. At 42, fat and disgusting too boot, it’s WAY TOO MUCH!

  • Buffettgirl

    But that’s part of the mystique of Key West, I expect that shit to happen when I finally make it there one day. Not in my everyday life though! ;-)

  • Leasha

    Was it Bring Your Kid To Work Day? Of all the days…

  • asdsdfkjl

    he must now stay at least 200 feet away from all baby swiss

  • Wildheart

    I have video of my nephew running through the house at 2 or 3 as “naka boy” (I called him naked boy). He’s a 10 year old handful now and I am biding my time until he has a girlfriend so I can show it to her. :)

  • Quasimodem1969

    You mean they were in a deli, and she did not grab a knife and slice his pimento loaf off?

  • 1DireWolf

    “Poor, dejected sumbitch… no one wants to look at his willy.” Hell, I don’t want to even look at his face.

  • Lena60

    love naked babies. :)

  • Chief Jay Strongbow

    He was in charge of whippin up the special,secret sauce.

  • Lena60

    I wonder if he bought anything while he was there.Head cheese anyone? * gag*

  • Andrea Pizzuto

    They just let him walk out smuggling a sausage?

  • Jessie

    I honestly can’t see how watching people run screaming from you as you fondle your junk would get you off. But everyone’s different, right?

  • FallenAngel13

    She should have said, “oh, I see, you must be here for the orgasmatron.” Then led his ass over to the meat slicer.

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