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Joshua McCoyPORTLAND, OR – A man armed with a shotgun got a bit more than he bargained for after he broke into an apartment during an attempt to rob the people inside.

After 38-year-old Joshua McCoy successfully broke down the front door of the residence, while wielding a pistol-grip shotgun , he demanded money from the residents.

But a quick thinking 20-year-old foiled McCoy’s robbery attempt after he grabbed the shotgun from McCoy and then pushed his ass down a flight of stairs. McCoy ended up hitting his head on the way down and was knocked unconscious.

The 20-year-old and his mother’s boyfriend called police and stood watch over McCoy until law enforcement arrived and took McCoy into custody. After a quick trip to the hospital, McCoy was taken to jail and charged with first-degree robbery, second-degree robbery and first-degree burglary.

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  • sweekymom

    Y’all need a “limp dick” tag for sad sacks like this…

  • itsknotme

    “…successfully broke down the front door of the residence…”

    Hopefully, I’m protected by my Jehovah witness door knocker…..

  • Taxidermi

    Hard to be badass while losing a fight to some stairs :P

  • BearsBluff

    This whole story, as well as this guys “hard face” make me giggle.

  • Jycorro

    A feel good story on the DD. Awesome start for my day.

  • Miss_Ann_thrope

    i hope his fall knocked some sense into him. It certainly didn’t help his winning good looks

  • thebossessecretary

    Stairs are badass. They kill a lot of people. Too bad they didn’t kill this one.

  • slavesher

    Is that “The Peoples Eyebrow” or “Snively Whiplash”???

  • slavesher

    Thats what he gets for robbin’ them damn Hatfields……

  • shewentwhoa

    dumbass

  • Buffettgirl

    I wish I could have watched this one live. He looks like he didn’t enjoy it much, but I’m betting I sure would have!

  • JGo555
  • Quasimodem1969

    38 years old, and still can’t grow a mustache correctly.

  • Lena60

    Now he’s got some new lumps on his head to match the old ones….Derp!

  • 1DireWolf

    Too bad it wasn’t the Stairway to Heaven.

  • Lena60

    Thats all he needs for a ball tickler

  • Lori Lynn Abell

    I am seriously embarrassed to be from OR…..

  • fratdawgg23

    Good on them for just holding him for the police. I bet the gun cheerleaders are ticked at a missed opportunity to shoot a legitamite home intruder, especially the ones who boast about “not hesitating for a second if it was their house.”

  • Steve

    he looks like he fell off an old stone building. I bet the other statues there miss him.

  • mrskailuakona

    Great fast move as a quick & daring 20 year old outsmarts a S L O W moving slug age 38 by taking his shotgun away instead of blasting him away which he deserved these angels held him until the police arrived. I feel badly the bungling bandit got off EASY.

  • Nick Trygg

    Yep, he looks like hes from Oregon.