Corvallis, OR — The not-so-hot mess to the left is 24-year-old Dawn Lohmann — she was arrested on numerous charges after allegedly going all neanderthal and beating the crap out of a disabled vehicle on I-5 Sunday, as the driver and passenger watched in horror.
The vehicle’s passengers, a 53 and 61-year-old woman, were out doing whatever it is women that age do on a Sunday morning, when their car ran out of gas on the highway. As the two woman dialed for help, Lohmann, barefoot, approached the car.
The two women wisely rolled up the windows and locked the doors. In response, Lohmann reportedly dropped her pants, exposing her lady bits to the women. And then it got weird…..
After dropping trou, Lohmann, barefoot and presumably pantless(?), took off across the highway.
She reappeared just moments later and jumped on the hood of the car. She then began jumping up and down, the women later told police. No word on whether any grunting, growling was involved. Also unknown, whether the words HULK or SMASH was used at any point. The women inside the vehicle could do nothing but furiously dial 911. And maybe honk or cry or something….
The windshield eventually caved in. It is unclear whether Lohmann forcibly kicked it in, or made it cave with some sort of weird-ass druggie super power.
Apparently finished with her abuse of the vehicle, Lohmann again took off across the highway.
A state trooper soon pulled up to assist, the officer unaware of the bizarre happenings. The two ladies inside the vehicle were quick to tell the story and point out in which direction Lohmann had disappeared. The trooper put in a call to local police and Lohmann was apprehended a short time later.
She’s been booked on charges of criminal mischief, disorderly conduct and reckless endangerment. After being treated for superficial wounds, she was carted off to the pokey. It was there, I assume, that police found something on her person that resembled a drug of some sort. Shocking, I know. Said substance was sent to the crime lab for analysis. *cough bathsalts cough*Corvallis, criminal mischief, Dawn Lohmann, disorderly conduct, Drugs, Oregon, Reckless Endangerment