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Dawn LohmannCorvallis, OR — The not-so-hot mess to the left is 24-year-old Dawn Lohmann — she was arrested on numerous charges after allegedly going all neanderthal and beating the crap out of a disabled vehicle on I-5 Sunday, as the driver and passenger watched in horror.

The vehicle’s passengers, a 53 and 61-year-old woman, were out doing whatever it is women that age do on a Sunday morning, when their car ran out of gas on the highway. As the two woman dialed for help, Lohmann, barefoot, approached the car.

The two women wisely rolled up the windows and locked the doors. In response, Lohmann reportedly dropped her pants, exposing her lady bits to the women. And then it got weird…..

After dropping trou, Lohmann, barefoot and presumably pantless(?), took off across the highway.

She reappeared just moments later and jumped on the hood of the car. She then began jumping up and down, the women later told police. No word on whether any grunting, growling was involved. Also unknown, whether the words HULK or SMASH was used at any point. The women inside the vehicle could do nothing but furiously dial 911. And maybe honk or cry or something….

The windshield eventually caved in. It is unclear whether Lohmann forcibly kicked it in, or made it cave with some sort of weird-ass druggie super power.

Apparently finished with her abuse of the vehicle, Lohmann again took off across the highway.

A state trooper soon pulled up to assist, the officer unaware of the bizarre happenings. The two ladies inside the vehicle were quick to tell the story and point out in which direction Lohmann had disappeared. The trooper put in a call to local police and Lohmann was apprehended a short time later.

She’s been booked on charges of criminal mischief, disorderly conduct and reckless endangerment. After being treated for superficial wounds, she was carted off to the pokey. It was there, I assume, that police found something on her person that resembled a drug of some sort. Shocking, I know. Said substance was sent to the crime lab for analysis. *cough bathsalts cough*

And because Lohmann is so photogenic, here’s a couple more lovely pics…. click and click.

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  • Benighted

    I know this is not the most important point in this story… but what the hell is going on with that eyebrow??

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Retarded tat.. in another mugshot, it looks like she has a tear drop tat, too. Hot. -_-

  • Jessie

    There sure have been a lot of crazy-ass broads in the news lately…. these mugshots are all priceless! Woof!

  • CT

    If it were me, I’d use a brown sharpie to do her eyebrows next time – it would go better with her skin tone.

  • t3chsupp0rt

    What a coward, picking on disabled vehicles. Let’s see her pick on a vehicle that can actually defend itself!

  • Lena60

    In all that drug induced mess, did she find a sharpie to draw on her eyebrows?

  • Lena60

    She looks like a scary doll from a horror movie……RaggedyAnne or something.

  • Buffettgirl

    Damn the oddest crimes happen in my state! This chick looks like a bath-salt fiend. I feel so sorry for the two ladies in the car innocently broken down on the side of the road waiting for a trooper or AAA to show up and rescue them. Instead they get a nightmarish look into the benefits of bath-salts. Poor things!

  • tkaz

    What IS the deal with eyebrow tats? Is it a thing??
    My cousin went to prison & came back with them, fake eyebrows tattooed where his eyebrows should be…and he shaves the real ones off. He’s always on meth so I don’t think if I asked I’d get a real answer….

    Oh, and he’s not a chola.

  • Lena60

    I think a red sharpie would accent her beauty…*choke*

  • thebossessecretary

    Meth. It’s a hell of a drug.

  • Melissa Stopka

    The old ladies probably forgot to turn on their hazard lights. This nice young woman was just trying to alert them so they would not be in any danger and this is the thanks she gets? Jesus!

  • Thy_Yeti_Knows

    In Texas the newest thing is tatoo’ed nose hairs…. legit huh leavemebe ?

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    …like a K-9 cop car. Let’s see if she likes getting her lady bits bit.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Another stripper desperate to give a lap dance…. ingrates.

  • JGo555

    Best part of this article? I clicked on the last pic and was offered to “PIN IT TO PINTREST”!!!!

  • shewentwhoa

    Thought it said Lohan haha.

  • 1DireWolf

    Did she think they would be impressed by her “lady bits?”

  • TinyCyborg

    yea. Saw that and was so happy, this woman’s busted eyebrow tattoo would go great with a cardigan I found.

  • VenusDoom3

    Connect the dots. It keeps her occupied in jail.