Last year, authorities in New South Wales uncovered an inbred cult living in a remote valley just south of Sydney.
The clan was discovered after residents of a nearby town reported children wandering the hills and valley. Authorities investigated the area where the children were spotted only to stumble upon a clan of about 40 adults and children living in makeshift sheds, tents and “broken down caravans” with no running water, electricity, or working sewage systems. Dirt covered the cooking area, rotten vegetation was stored in the refrigerator, and there were even claims of a kangaroo sleeping in a child’s bed (D’awww)
Upon further investigation, it was determined that the clan made up 4 generations of inbreeding going back to great-great grandparents who were actually brother and sister. And you know what comes with fornicating with a relative right? A super-strain of retardation and deformities.
Among the examples of human anomalies include an illiterate, speech impaired nine-year-old girl who “did not know how to use a toilet or what toilet paper was, a boy with a walking impairment and severe psoriasis, another with hearing and sight problems and yet another boy whose eyes were misaligned.”
Details of generations of child abuse and inbreeding were made public and I’d rather not yak on my newly fixed laptop so forgive me for not indulging all of you twisted wankers with the unsexy bits.
Apparently, the Hills Have Eyes rejects were known to be in possession of the valley (which has been kept confidential) by nearby townsfolk (town is also being kept confidential). One resident proclaimed jokes were made stating if anyone came from the valley, ‘you’d be inbred’. The resident also claimed that occasionally two women with ‘about ten children’ would stumble out of a car and purchase things in the various shops. “They were never clean looking, said the man.”
Some of the children now reside with foster families (give those people a fuckin’ medal) while others are being treated for the psychological and sexual torment brought onto them by their loving familia.
Fuckin’ hell. Time for a hot toddy and a scalding shower.