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Fuck yo cold friesParis, France — Another unsatisfied McDonald’s customer has made the news after apparently going apeshit over his room temperature fries and beating the crap out of the place with an axe.

Huh. So it’s not just ‘Muricans?

The unidentified 26-year-old man reportedly bitched about the temperature of his fries to one of the employees at the drive-thru window early Saturday morning. That conversation, however, got him squat. So he exited his vehicle, ax in hand, and started swinging.

After he was finished beating up the drive-thru window, he walked around the front of the building and hurled the ax through the entrance doors, scaring the McShit out of a group of late night snackers.

The guy fled the scene, but was apprehended rather quickly. Paramedics patched up a wound to the man’s hand sustained during his little temper tantrum, and he was carted off to the pokey. I have no idea what charges he may be facing.

The only other reported injury was rather minor — the 35-year-old man tending the drive-thru that morning suffered cuts to the face from flying glass. He was treated at the scene.

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  • ShelbySP

    Well you can’t just screw up the national food of France! The axe man was a true patriot.

  • queenpunkr

    “hurled the ax through the entrance doors, scaring the McShit out of a group of late night snackers.” I could not have picked a better story for my 1st read of the day! Thanks Jaded!

  • Jycorro

    McShit. That was awesome.

  • Jessie

    Great pic, love American Psycho. Couldn’t find any French ones, huh :-p

  • Sam

    “What iz diz? You give mee dee French friez from ze frigidaire? Face de cul! You do not dizrespect dee ‘umble potatoe like zat! Sacre bleu! I chop off your ‘ead!”

  • Rachel Ann

    I’m with the Ax man here, ain’t nobody got time for cold McDonald French fries. It’s not like those bitches re heat worth a damn in the microwave.
    Might I suggest he work on his technique though. You can’t go around leaving blood evidence at the scene after you’ve just gone all Paul Bunyan on someone’s ass.

  • ShelbySP

    I am trying so hard not to laugh in class that my eyes are watering xD

  • LeaveMeBe

    IKR? I pulled a muscle in my neck from laughing sofaking hard.

  • LeaveMeBe

    ROTFL! Between this and McShit, I am in pain from extreme laughing.

  • t3chsupp0rt

    They take their fries very seriously in France, for obvious reasons.

  • Buffettgirl

    Nah – there were too many available to make a choice!

  • Buffettgirl

    Man the French take their pommes frites seriously. Who is just casually driving around with an axe in their car anyway. More than one sign someone is tetch unstable here…

  • newstarshipsmell

    Do they call them “French fries” in France?

  • Wildheart

    >scaring the McShit out of a group of late night snackers
    I should not have had water in my mouth when I read this. Well played Jaded.

  • beatlechick

    I wonder if his Royale had the cheese on it too… P.S. stop intentionally Googling “McDonalds” and “axe” in the same sentence, Jaded.

  • WarriorArtemis

    I lol’d at McShit. lol

  • JGo555

    You had me at McShit.