WILTSHIRE, UK - A 23-year-old British man has been banned from every farm in England after getting it on with a goat, says a report in the London Evening Standard.
On Monday, Robert Newman, the goat-fucker in question, pled guilty to the bestiality in North West Wiltshire Magistrates Court in Chippenham. The incident allegedly occurred in April on a farm in Wiltshire.
Newman had initially denied having sex with the animal, but confessed shortly before his trial was set to begin. Wonder what made him change his mind. I mean, it wasn’t like the victim was going to testify.
Newman, of Devizes, is currently out on bail, but conditions of his bond prohibit him from being on any property where farm animals are kept, reported SWNS. Newman also has a curfew, which should keep him from livestock-diddling between the hours of 7 p.m. and 7 a.m. His sentencing is scheduled for Sept. 12.
Stories regarding people having sex with animals are quite frequent on this site, but this is the first time a goat has made an appearance. So far, we have reported on people having sex with dogs, horses, cows, pigs, donkeys, sheep, rabbits, cats and even a dead deer.