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Virginia DJ Charged With Raping Numerous Unconscious WomenAlexandria, VA - A DJ in Las Vegas known as Joey Flash has been arrested and charged with filming the rape of various women in the Virginia area, all of whom seem to be unconscious.

Police were first alerted to 34-year-old Joseph M. Rivera’s alleged activities after one of his victim’s reported he’d sexually assaulted her in May. During their investigation, police learned that Rivera had been sexually assaulting unconscious women over a period of several years.

“All the victims appeared unconscious and to this day are unaware of the videos and photographs,” said Detective Brian J. Byerson

Police were able to identify some of the women who told investigators that they never consented to the sex acts or to appearing in  Rivera’s videos. Other women featured in the videos have not been identified and probably have no idea they have been sexually assaulted. Which brings up an interesting question… if you didn’t know you had been raped, would you want to?

Legalities and justice aside, I imagine having an all around good day ruined by a phone call from a cop that goes something like this:

Morbid: “Hello”
Cop:  “Is this Mr. Morbid?
Morbid: Yes it is, who is this?
Cop: “This is Detective Bronson. Were you aware that two years ago, while you were passed out at a party, a man raped you in the asshole multiple times”
Morbid: “Jesus. No. What?”
Cop: “Yeah, sorry to tell you this, but we think you were drugged at a party and the man responsible later placed his penis, and other large objects, in your asshole over the course of a few hours.”
Morbid: “WHAT?!”
Cop: “I know this is a shock, but we have video of the assault, including a closeup of the suspect fucking your face. Is there any way you could come down to the station and officially verify its you in the video?”
Morbid: “Fucking my face? Video?!”
Cop: ” Again, Mr. Morbid, I know this is upsetting. But take solace in the fact that we got the man responsible and, with your help, we can have him locked away for a long time. Are you willing to go to trial and confirm to a courtroom full of strangers that the man in the video having the handle of a dirty toilet plunger inserted into their butthole is you? It would really help a lot.”
Morbid: ” …”
Cop: “Oh, and could you bring the clothes you were wearing to that party? We’d like to match some dog hairs if possible.”
Morbid: “Huh? What? Dog hairs?”
Cop: “Oh, yeah. See, at one point he brings a Great Dane into the bedroom and films it as it mounts your as-”
Morbid: “Jesus Christ!” *slams phone down*
Cop: “Hello? Mr. Morbid? Hello?”
Morbid: *Curls into the fetal position sucking his thumb while staring into space*

Rivera told investigators that the videos were created between November 2011 and December 2012. He was arrested Tuesday night in Las Vegas and was awaiting extradition to Virginia to face charges of rape, aggravated sexual battery and animate sexual object penetration and two counts of unlawful filming.

No word on how Rivera came into contact with all these women or if the women had been drugged. His former roommate told reporters that Rivera’s profession had him in contact with lots of women and that he was personable. “He was the trusted guy to take them home,” he said.

Speaking of DJs, I never get enough chances to post the following song in an article, and it just seems fitting.

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  • https://www.facebook.com/Chuck.Unwin Charles Unwin

    Was he music that bad he put them to sleep?

  • https://www.facebook.com/ithinkihurtmyself Cj Wade

    Thanks for reppin’ Va. dammit.

  • https://www.facebook.com/JenniferHerrick Jennifer Herrick

    Hahaha! But on a serious note, I don’t think I would want to know….I mean, if my testimony was the only way he would get jail time, then yeah, but no….especially if a dirty plunger was involved!

  • LuvsHorror

    I can’t believe I laughed at a rape article.

  • Pyncky

    That was some funny shit, Morbid. That’s kind of like the joke:

    “If you were camping with a friend and got drunk and woke up the next morning with Vaseline in your ass and a used condom on the ground, would you tell anybody?”

    “No, No way.”

    “Wanna go camping?”

    I found Morbid’s scenario funny. I do not find actual rape to be funny and I hope he is fully awake when he gets his turn in prison.

  • Texas Ranger

    Call me crazy, but I prefer my chicks to be conscious moving when I get busy with them. Screwing a drugged unconscious girl is like getting a kiss from your sister.

  • JohnQknowitall

    If you have to drug someone in order to have sex with him/her there a few logical conclusions:
    1. You are an ugly fuck.
    2. You have an undesirable personality.
    3. You are sexually shitty.
    If someone has to call your victims to identify themselves in a video of you raping him/her there is one logical conclusion:
    1. You got sick of hearing people say, “Is it in yet?”

  • Kim

    Never have gotten that either.Why would I fuck something that can’t fuck back,tell me how it good it feels,how hot I am,blah,blah,blah.Totally 50% of sex there and then film it so I can prove to the world that yes,i am a total creep and loser that can only get laid by girls that are unconscious..

  • CT

    My town represented! Oh, wait. Not so good.

  • slavesher

    Me too, but I put my hand over my mouth so I dont feel as guilty.

  • Texas Ranger

    Is that really a song Morbid? Reminds me of my dog Ploppie hacking up a cat turd covered in kitty litter.

  • MilfOf2

    Fucking your face. My favorite ha

  • MilfOf2

    He looks to be all 3 lmao. Small penis syndrome must suck.

  • Buffettgirl

    Right out loud too, at my desk and then had to cover with saying it was the live cam of the bears in Katmai Alaska that made me laugh and then switch screens really quickly!

  • Buffettgirl

    Doggy Roca! They love that shit!!! ;)

  • Buffettgirl

    To be fair to the little Troll-man, how else was he ever gonna get any??? (Yes – packing my bags for Hell as you’re reading this…)

  • The_Shadow_Knows

    He’ll get some in cell block 3-B. Hopefully.

  • DeweyCheatam

    Tex when and why were you kissing your sister?

  • Texas Ranger

    I live in Texas…need I explain any more than that?

  • Texas Ranger

    No kiddin….nasty bastards.

  • Buffettgirl

    He’ll probably need to spend his commissary money on brown bags for his face though… I wonder if the scope of what he has done will be brought to bear when it’s his turn to be sexually assaulted?

  • Andyman

    Your mouth? I put my hand over my butt hole. lol

  • Buffettgirl

    With or without tongue?

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    I would want to know, just so that I could get tested for STIs and pregnancy, because I’m sure that some asshole who drugs and rapes unconscious women probably wouldn’t be courteous enough to use a condom.

    Here’s hoping that he gets routinely fucked up the ass every night for the rest of his miserable life. And I hope they use a giant dildo modeled after a cat’s penis (For those of you who are [thankfully] not familiar with why I would say that, a male cat’s penis has barbs on it. They rake the sides of the female’s vagina to induce ovulation. [...and if you ever wondered why female cats acted like they wanted to kill male cats after mating, now you know.])

  • Eliza Berntsen

    No wonder he drugged them. Ugh i would have to be drugged too for him to go anywhere near me.

  • tkaz

    Morbid just gave a prank call idea to a lot of people….

  • tkaz

    This comment made me spit my coffee. :)

  • Texas Ranger

    No tongue….she was born without one.

  • Tonya Oh

    holy shit…something is wrong with me…laughing my ass off at your play by play

  • MilfOf2

    Im glad hahahahaha

  • Athena

    lol!

    Well-played, sir. Well-played.

  • Athena

    OMG, so, we have this friend, who shall go unnamed because I’m pretty sure all my friends read this shit. Anyway, one day, my husband tells him the joke, but it’s “with your pants around your ankles and a nickel in your hand,” instead of the Vaseline and used condom. It flies right over the friend’s head. Instead he asks, “Why do I have a nickel in my hand?” My husband, trying to save it, says, “Don’t worry about it. Would you tell anyone?” The friend absolutely cannot get over the nickle; he’s actually pretty worked up about it. “But WHY? Why do I have a nickel in my hand? Why won’t anyone tell me?” The joke dies, but everyone in the room is crying we’re laughing so hard. To this day, someone’ll occasionally say, “Hey, (insert name here)! Got a nickel I can borrow?”

    He might actually kill one of us over it one day.

    Good joke, though. I personally prefer the more subtle version. :P

  • Rachel Ann

    I hope he gets the extra slippery bar of soap in jail. What a pig. Actually no, I like pigs. What a fucking twat faced douchewaffle. There that’s better.

  • Wildheart

    Oh I’m so glad it’s not just my dogs! And not just cat shit either…I have one who eats the other one’s crap. And she wants to lick my face…..uh no!

  • Buffettgirl

    Now I have a crush on you… and I’m really sorry you had to endure the tongue-less french kiss… that’s always awkward isn’t it?

  • Wildheart

    I learned that lovely little tidbit on The Tonight Show years ago……Johnny Carson’s face was priceless!

  • Buffettgirl

    Boyfriend’s dog thankfully doesn’t have access to Doggy Roca, but he does like to like his balls and then try to give us kisses… perverted bastard! ;)

  • Buffettgirl

    Can you even imagine finding out you’re preggers and not knowing just how in the FUCK it could have possibly happened? Let’s face it, no matter how good of a girl you might have been in life, ain’t NO ONE in this day and age gonna buy that “immaculate conception” story…

  • IntelligentVirtue

    The part that makes your story that makes it unlikely is that you would stick anything (thumb) in your mouth afterwards!! lol

  • 18th40

    So…..uh….why’d he have the nickel ?

  • mean birch

    ~~~has been arrested and charged with filming the rape of various women in the Virginia area~~~~
    oh god, wHEW!!!!!
    I read this as …..filming the rape of various women in the vagina area…..

  • mean birch

    ahahahaahaaaa. good one.

  • Andyman

    Thanks Athena.. I will be here all week. Lol. :)

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Our dachshund is a connoisseur. She could probably tell you what breed & “vintage,”

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Ditto! We’re SO gonna burn for that one! LMRAO!

  • Brandie Lodriguss

    U certainly have a gift with words morbid:) lolol

  • Jessie

    Hahaha! Love it. I live in the area and I am horrified by this story. Did he rape women wherever he was DJing? Did he always take them back to his house??? He looks more like a cab driver than a DJ to me, maybe that’s why women got in his car…

  • http://www.facebook.com/timothymatthewmurphy brain_bomb

    This website has completely taken it’s toll on me. I kept reading “Virginia DJ” as “vagina DJ”. I only assumed it kept saying “vagina” because I was here.

  • kimbev69

    omg love the phone call…a great dane! wtf!

  • Valerie

    That could have been bad. What if one of the bears was eating it’s young?

  • Buffettgirl

    Nah – right now there are seven of them sitting on their fat bear asses pretty much waiting for the salmon to jump into their mouths. It’s funny to watch. There have been as many as 12 bears there at one time since I started watching a couple of days ago. If you want to see it, it’s at explore.org, go to the live cams and click on any of the cams with bears and you should find yourself transported to Katmai, Alaska. :-)

    I’d say the chances are good you’ll hear about a mother eating her young here on DD before you would hear about it happening with a bear Momma!

  • Cassy_Again

    So, I always get this confused, since the women technically didn’t say “no,” is this a “legitimate rape?”

  • Valerie

    I know th Mommy bears don’t eat them. It’s the Daddy bears that eat the baby bears (we have had a father eat his own son’s eye here).

  • Buffettgirl

    Well, there was one Momma bear that looked tempted the other day, she has three cubs and two of them were screwing around and slipped over the falls, she had to get all aggro on another bear that got close (the fall was just a couple feet) to those two cubs and since the third cub didn’t want to be alone up top while mom and sibs were in the lower end it too went over the drop. Mom looked ready to spank ‘em and put ‘em in time out had she had the ability to think of it!

  • Abroad

    Maybe, but the children sure would be illegitimate!

  • SillyCynic

    Yuuuup.

    I’m bringing the ice trays and ice cream maker. I hear it’s hot where we’re going.

  • Gee

    @morbid Pure humor!… Now that I read the phone conversation I would say answer in NO. I could go the rest of my life not knowing

  • Leasha

    I’m sooooo confused. Did these assaults happen at his place of work, where he DJ’d, like at a bar or something? Or did it happen in a car while he played DD?

  • Tori Sheffer

    I WANT THAT TAPE!!!

  • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

    That shit was hilarious. Awesome….

  • CatAtonic99

    Guilty as well :)

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