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Woman Gets 25 Years For Loaded Gun In Her Vagina, Meth In Her AssAda OK – Back in March we reported on 28-year-old Christie Harris, the woman arrested on drug charges later found to have a loaded revolver hidden in her snatch, and 25 grams of meth in her ass. A judge recently sentenced her to 25 years in prison.

Harris was initially arrested with another woman after cops spotted them inside a vehicle parked outside a closed restaurant. Cops searched the vehicle and found meth, drug paraphernalia, a pistol, and a loaded magazine inside. Harris and the other women were both arrested and taken into custody.

While at the lockup, Harris was instructed to change out of her clothes so she could be checked for contraband. Harris refused to lower her underwear, stating “she was on her period and did not want to.” When Harris finally complied, Officer Kathy Unbewust found that Harris was giving birth to a firearm.

“I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”

That’s not all Harris was hiding. Investigators also discovered two plastic baggies containing 25 grams of methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s ass. She was charged with trafficking and felony weapons offenses.

Last week she entered no contest pleas to possession of methamphetamine with intent to distribute, gun possession, and bringing contraband into jail. In response, Judge Steven Kessinger sentenced Harris to 25 years in prison on each count, all three to run concurrently.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/pamela.denboer Pamela Parabol Parabola

    holy fuck 25 grams up her bum bum I am impressed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pamela.denboer Pamela Parabol Parabola

    holy fuck 25 grams up her bum bum I am impressed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pamela.denboer Pamela Parabol Parabola

    holy fuck 25 grams up her bum bum I am impressed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/pamela.denboer Pamela Parabol Parabola

    holy fuck 25 grams up her bum bum I am impressed.

  • http://www.facebook.com/intothestarlight Amber M Hriso

    The things people do…

  • http://www.facebook.com/intothestarlight Amber M Hriso

    The things people do…

  • http://www.facebook.com/intothestarlight Amber M Hriso

    The things people do…

  • http://www.facebook.com/intothestarlight Amber M Hriso

    The things people do…

  • Evan

    then why do murderers get out in 20 years?

  • brandi

    That’s one helacious snatch to be able to hide a revolver in that mo fo…..

  • http://www.facebook.com/SheriRifficNess Sheri Lyn

    Maybe she can get tighter in prison

  • http://www.facebook.com/SheriRifficNess Sheri Lyn

    Maybe she can get tighter in prison

  • http://www.facebook.com/SheriRifficNess Sheri Lyn

    Maybe she can get tighter in prison

  • http://www.facebook.com/SheriRifficNess Sheri Lyn

    Maybe she can get tighter in prison

  • Buffettgirl

    I’d say, judging by the storage area she’s been able create in her girlie parts, that she’s been around the block before… now she’ll get a chance to go around the cell-block…

  • http://www.facebook.com/amy.suzanne.9 Amy Suzanne

    Wow just wow

  • http://www.facebook.com/amy.suzanne.9 Amy Suzanne

    Wow just wow

  • http://www.facebook.com/amy.suzanne.9 Amy Suzanne

    Wow just wow

  • http://www.facebook.com/amy.suzanne.9 Amy Suzanne

    Wow just wow

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.knewyawkcity Ron KnewyawkCity

    Party in the front, business in the back.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.knewyawkcity Ron KnewyawkCity

    Party in the front, business in the back.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.knewyawkcity Ron KnewyawkCity

    Party in the front, business in the back.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ron.knewyawkcity Ron KnewyawkCity

    Party in the front, business in the back.

  • techsupp0rt

    Still bullshit when you consider rapists, murderers, child molesters, war profiteers, and the people who destroy our economy get little to no time at all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/cjbehr948 Chris Behringer

    I’ve heard of riding shotgun, but this is just ridiculous!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cjbehr948 Chris Behringer

    I’ve heard of riding shotgun, but this is just ridiculous!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cjbehr948 Chris Behringer

    I’ve heard of riding shotgun, but this is just ridiculous!

  • http://www.facebook.com/cjbehr948 Chris Behringer

    I’ve heard of riding shotgun, but this is just ridiculous!

  • Texas Ranger

    hmmmmmm. guns and pussy. I’m a little turned on right now…..

  • newstarshipsmell

    Do we the taxpayers really have to babysit her for the next quarter-century? She stuck a loaded gun up her cooch. Let’s just put her down and call it done.

  • Gee

    I wouldn’t expect anything less from a Texan… Muah

  • http://www.facebook.com/ithinkihurtmyself Cj Wade

    gross.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ithinkihurtmyself Cj Wade

    gross.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ithinkihurtmyself Cj Wade

    gross.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ithinkihurtmyself Cj Wade

    gross.

  • kobekaci

    Two trailer park girls go round the outside round the outside round the outside. Ok sorry.. Slim Shady took over for a sec. My question is… How did she decide which thing got stuffed where? Was there any kind of thought process.. Like sure I’d rather shove the gun in my ass but wait.. My pussy seems to be bigger. Gun in the snatch it is then

  • http://www.facebook.com/gerald.mccloskey Gerald M. McCloskey

    Some people bring a party everywhere they go

  • http://www.facebook.com/gerald.mccloskey Gerald M. McCloskey

    Some people bring a party everywhere they go

  • http://www.facebook.com/gerald.mccloskey Gerald M. McCloskey

    Some people bring a party everywhere they go

  • Jermaine Marcel Dotson

    good thing they didn’t find the bazooka or she’d really be fucked

  • http://www.facebook.com/JenniferHerrick Jennifer Herrick

    How the hell do you fit a gun up there? Must be like throwing a hotdog down an empty hallway…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JenniferHerrick Jennifer Herrick

    How the hell do you fit a gun up there? Must be like throwing a hotdog down an empty hallway…

  • http://www.facebook.com/JenniferHerrick Jennifer Herrick

    How the hell do you fit a gun up there? Must be like throwing a hotdog down an empty hallway…

  • http://www.facebook.com/lauren.a.brown.165 Lauren Amber Brown

    Now now, if the gun had gone off, then it would have been a dreamin’ demon-worthy story LOL.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lauren.a.brown.165 Lauren Amber Brown

    Now now, if the gun had gone off, then it would have been a dreamin’ demon-worthy story LOL.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lauren.a.brown.165 Lauren Amber Brown

    Now now, if the gun had gone off, then it would have been a dreamin’ demon-worthy story LOL.

  • Evan

    other considerations: fart and the trigger goes off

  • kobekaci

    Hahaha now that’s good thinkin. I never take the right things into consideration when making important decisions dammit

  • Tenbux

    Am I the only one disappointed that the gun did not go off? Imagine the scene:

    Officer: Ma’am, please lower you panties.
    Harris: I can’t becau-
    *muffled gunshot*
    Harris: *O_0*
    Officer: What was that?
    Harris: *0_o* (ohgodohgodohgod)..nothing.

  • come_and_see

    Sounds like she brought the party with her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gabe.Grivois Gabe Grivois

    That’s some lethal vagina and some addictive ass

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gabe.Grivois Gabe Grivois

    That’s some lethal vagina and some addictive ass

  • http://www.facebook.com/Gabe.Grivois Gabe Grivois

    That’s some lethal vagina and some addictive ass

  • http://www.facebook.com/kimbev69 Kim Graves

    Wow child killers dont get this kind of sentence

  • http://www.facebook.com/kimbev69 Kim Graves

    Wow child killers dont get this kind of sentence

  • http://www.facebook.com/kimbev69 Kim Graves

    Wow child killers dont get this kind of sentence

  • 18th40

    She’s obviously test driving the all new Spandex Vagina.

  • 18th40

    Imagine the echo.

  • Sarah L4d

    I can understand trying to bring in the drugs, but the gun? In her vagina? Serious. Dumb as fuck if she thought she could get away with that.

  • Tonya Oh

    I just pissed myself a little

  • http://www.facebook.com/esther.molina.94 Esther Molina

    Actually INSIDE of her vagina?…wow ….just wow

  • http://www.facebook.com/esther.molina.94 Esther Molina

    Actually INSIDE of her vagina?…wow ….just wow

  • http://www.facebook.com/esther.molina.94 Esther Molina

    Actually INSIDE of her vagina?…wow ….just wow

  • Dre Mosley

    25 years? Seriously?

  • Kittyskyfish

    Somebody better look after her donkey. He’ll be lonely without her.

  • sweekymom

    A gun up her hoo-hah? How the hell… I’m trying to imagine what size tampon she must need if she can accommodate a revolver up inside her lady bits and still walk. She probably just skips a tampon and shoves a roll of Bounty up that thing. Damn.

  • Humanist99

    Should’ve just given her a consequence of sewing each hole/end up and seeing what happens from there. I can’t imagine sitting down would be too comfortable.

  • Humanist99

    Someone told her she had a “bangin pussy” and she took it literally.

  • Humanist99

    Now THAT is a Pocket Pussy!

  • Ursula

    How do you get a gun in your…I can’t even imagine. The idea is incredibly uncomfortable. Mine wants to close up on itself just thinking about it.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Remember where you are. What a rhetorical question.

  • sugarpie

    Okay, so what’s peaking my interest here is the fact that they arrested her at the scene. This means she was sitting in her car with gun in her vaj bag and drugs in her bum. Surely she didn’t have time to hide this shit as the cops came to the car to bust them. Who needs a holster and pockets when you have empty orfices. Just the fact that people transport this stuff in said orfices is enough for me to just say no.

  • BrittBrittRoss

    Crimes against Vaginas are crimes against us all.

  • BrittBrittRoss

    Poor Officer Unwebust!!!

  • glitterpuss

    Gotta let out the killers and baby rapists to make room for more drug war prisoners.

  • Evan

    sheeezz ain’t that the truth. this country is a prison state yo!

  • brandi

    I can imagine it has to be something like throwing a hot dog down a hallway….

  • Buffettgirl

    Right? How is it even possible to have the space available? Ow!!! ;)

  • Buffettgirl

    Bravo!

  • Buffettgirl

    I love your red-eyed tree frog avatar. :)

  • Buffettgirl

    I love you… that was fuckin’ hilarious girl!

  • kobekaci

    Aww thanks :) obviously I could not find anything near as adorable as your pup face but when I saw the lil red guy he just looked like he had something to say :)

  • patrickdh10

    I too can’t understand what rational is behind the judges three 25 years jail sentences. Unless perhaps she had priors. Still the point has been made that baby rapists,abusers,murderers and the like don’t tend to get that many years even though they should get more. I guess it’s again all about who can afford justice and who can’t,she obviously couldn’t.

  • Buffettgirl

    I actually stole this picture from a story Morbid did on a pit bull attack. His goofy lil face just makes me laugh every time I see it. A million years ago I had a male Pit that was SO sweet but SO dumb, this picture reminds me of Buster. Honestly though, red-eyed tree frogs are one of my favorite critters – the colors are so amazing and those big old eyes are just adorable!

  • Pyncky

    One good coughing spell and let the fireworks begin.

  • Pyncky

    Bounty The Quicker Picker Upper, now can be used as a silencer!

  • firstofthefallen

    I agree. I really would love to party with this chick. I’d strap a 2×4 to my ass first so I wouldn’t fall in though.

  • Andyman

    As Cedric said initially, “Business in the front, party in the back!” lmao

  • The_Shadow_Knows

    Better strap a board to your ass if you decide to go spelunking in that cavernous opening.

  • brandi

    Hahaha thanks boo thang!

  • LuvsHorror

    Ummm, I want of a taste of those drugs, said no one ever.

  • sherrdbw

    It must have been a tiny gun.

  • sherrdbw

    Hey, where is Cedric?

  • Amanda Harris

    I have had four children. gave birth basically to all 4. How the FRICK do you fit a fun in there? Uh ouchie

  • sweekymom

    Although, got to say, it’s meth, and methsters will do it no matter what’s in it or where it’s been. The shit meth cooks use to make their product will curl the hair on your toes!

  • ShelbySP

    Is that an okay place to carry your gun if you have a conceal-carry permit? Asking for a friend…

  • Humanist99

    Haha. Thank you, thank you. Someday (hopefully) I’ll become as clever as most of the people commenting on here.

  • CatAtonicAKAHumanist99

    I’d hope so! Unless she’s Mary Poppins.- that bitch got a bag-a-tricks

  • CatAtonicAKAHumanist99

    So you’re saying she was just cooking meth up there, right? ;)

  • kobekaci

    I assume your dv is because you had a PB. I can understand the fear some have. We have 3 beautiful Pits. Mom (Bella), Dad (Beefy) & Son ( Mr. Bentley). I respect them and know what they are capable of. They have a house outside. A shed converted into a house with vents and feeding station. There’s a door in the back with a large fenced in area for them to play. I don’t believe they would ever hurt me but I know they are very protective of us and our property. They would eat someone who they feel is a threat. I know better then to read the Pit stories on DD anymore. I just move on to the next story now. I love my dogs and as long as we are responsible I find nothing wrong with it. I’m sure Buster was a great dog. DV be damned!

  • Buffettgirl

    You are well on your way!

  • Buffettgirl

    Oh I have a dv stalker – I just see the dv and acknowledge the love. It probably pisses them off more quite frankly! It could have been because I had a Pit 20+ years ago though. Most of the people on here know that I actually rescued Buster’s Mom from a bad environment when she was pregnant. After the pups, of which Buster was one, we had her spayed so she wasn’t going to be adding to the “all pit bulls are evil” problem out there. We kept Buster(and had him fixed too) because he was such a sweetheart, but also because he was so darn dumb we were afraid he could be abused and never even know it! Oh damn, I just had a thought – what if the dv was because I professed my affection for red-eyed tree frogs? Are there people out there that could possibly be offended by red-eyed tree frogs??? ;D

  • Buffettgirl

    Stalker love – whoo hoo!

  • sweekymom

    Naw, to cook meth you need some equipment and chemicals. She was proably cooking the meth in her cavernous hoo-hah. Her butt was to store the finished product.

  • CatAtonicAKAHumanist99

    Haha. Yeah, that’s what I meant- cooking the meth in her nasty hoo-hah oven. Didn’t think about her storing the finished product in her ass though. Good call :D

  • mk

    That’s what you call a deadly snatch!!

  • LeaveMeBe

    This reminded me of a story that was on here a couple of years ago about that hag who had used her vagina as a freaking purse. I couldn’t believe the list of items they confiscated from her snatch. She had drugs, drug paraphernalia, cash and some other shit stashed away. And if I’m remembering correctly, she had even managed to shove 57 cents up there and hold it in until they went searching. It was the story where I first heard the term “meat wallet”. LOL!

  • emeral2006

    you are going to look like a corn dog with that 2×4.

  • emeral2006

    you haven’t seen nothing yet, once I saw a picture of a person with a fire extinguisher up his ass, a gun seems small.

  • Buffettgirl

    My cousin’s wife is an ER nurse… I’ve heard tell tale of what can be crammed into body cavities… I’m cringing now thinking about it! ;)

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