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Randy ZippererDELTONA, FL – Police have accused 49-year-old Randy Zipperer of stabbing stabbing his brother after the two got into a fight over some missing macaroni and cheese and spilled beer.

According to the police, Zipperer was at his home when he became upset because he couldn’t find his mac and cheese. His 47-year-old brother helped his brother look for the food and accidentally knocked over Zipperer’s beer in the process.

Zipperer and his brother then got into an argument, leading to Zipperer getting a knife from the kitchen and stabbing his brother in the stomach, deputies said. Deputies said Zipperer’s brother had a small puncture wound in his stomach and found blood leading from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Randy Zipperer was arrested on charges of aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence.

This story is one of many on D’D in which fights have broken out over food items, leading to injury or death. So let’s add macaroni and cheese to the big board, along with Jolly Ranchers, the last beer, mashed potatoes, peach flavored soda, undercooked pizza, a bag of Cheetos, a juicy steak, a loaf of bread, and a tomato.

Interestingly, Zipperer has a long string of arrests with mugshots that show a frightening age progression in just 10 years. Take a look (click image for larger size):

Randy Zipperer Arrests

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  • http://www.facebook.com/carliese.johnson Carliese Johnson

    Smh

  • http://www.facebook.com/carliese.johnson Carliese Johnson

    Smh

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.dietz.904 Josh Dietz

    Stabbing stabbing double the stabs

  • http://www.facebook.com/josh.dietz.904 Josh Dietz

    Stabbing stabbing double the stabs

  • http://www.facebook.com/FFEMT212 Arthur A. Ball

    Aggravated battery? I would have hit hit with attempted murder!

  • http://www.facebook.com/FFEMT212 Arthur A. Ball

    Aggravated battery? I would have hit hit with attempted murder!

  • http://www.facebook.com/megan.elizabeth.1042032 Megan Marshall

    I’d completely understand if it was Stouffers Mac n cheese. Mmmm

  • http://www.facebook.com/megan.elizabeth.1042032 Megan Marshall

    I’d completely understand if it was Stouffers Mac n cheese. Mmmm

  • http://www.facebook.com/troy.skillman1 Troy Skillman

    lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/troy.skillman1 Troy Skillman

    lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/ithinkihurtmyself Cj Wade

    another case of macaroni fueled violence….what an age.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ithinkihurtmyself Cj Wade

    another case of macaroni fueled violence….what an age.

  • Evan

    how is Zipperer pronounced?

  • http://www.facebook.com/patrick.kelley.56 Patrick Kelley

    Some people are very serious about their Mac n Cheese.

  • http://www.facebook.com/patrick.kelley.56 Patrick Kelley

    Some people are very serious about their Mac n Cheese.

  • Jycorro

    Spill a PBR? That’s a stabbin’!

  • newstarshipsmell

    He looks so cheerful circa 2006-2007. I wonder what went wrong?

  • beatlechick

    Ah, faces of meth. That musta been some hella good mac and cheese!

  • Valerie

    Zip-er-er-erer-erer

  • Valerie

    Zipper-er

  • Valerie

    Zi-per-er

  • Valerie

    Zah-purrer

  • Evan

    2003 he looked kinda frightened…..2010 again……then very frightened in 2013. as he should be.

  • Valerie

    I don’t really know

  • kobekaci

    If it would’ve just been some damn pop tarts he might have gotten away with just an arrest…hope it was velveeta and not kraft.

  • Evan

    zipidity do dah?

  • Evan

    maybe it’s french XD

  • http://www.facebook.com/tom.walp Tom Walp

    I think it was the spilled beer that did it..

  • itsknotme

    “Decisions, decisions, decisions, …, what photo do I upload to Christian Mingle . Com?”

  • Evan

    HAH or meth-mingle dot com

  • Valerie

    That sounds about right.

  • Valerie

    Ah, Zip-air-ay

  • http://www.facebook.com/prichardeverett John Everett

    If you are worried about mac and cheese it is likely that 1.29 natty ice tall boy was stretching the budget

  • ultracreep

    I blame most of this on poverty. Mental illness too, but if there was money for more mac and cheese or beer then the stabbin’ probably would be avoided (most of the time.)

  • http://www.facebook.com/cary.calkins.9 Cary Good-Cray Calkins

    work of the debil!

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Unless it’s homemade, it’s not worth the jail time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/KeepThemOnTheRadar Kara Conner

    I guess someone named Zipperer could commit a stabbing stabbing.

  • MaricelaAlvrz

    No use crying over spilled beer… oh wait

  • Pyncky

    I wonder what kind of crime he keeps getting arrested for.

  • http://www.facebook.com/vabroughton Vicki Broughton

    Zipperer? You can’t make this shit up.

  • slavesher

    So this is what you look like on a diet of Mac-n-cheese and beer……I think Ill take a vitamin with my Kraft today….

  • Gee

    looks like you should add a little Meth mouth to the ingredients too

  • http://www.facebook.com/aaron.hald Aaron Hald

    I’ll bet after all this, the investigators will open up the microwave to find the missing Mac n Cheese.
    Natty Daddy’s are a hell of a drug!

  • Tenbux

    The missing mac & cheese is probably somewhere in that beard, along with a family of bats, some easter eggs, $3.42 in loose change, and Jimmy Hoffa’s corpse.

  • Buffettgirl

    Put me anywhere near a PBR and it’s a stabbing – how can anyone drink that shit??? GACK!

  • Buffettgirl

    Sorry – I try not to d-v anyone, but damn, Velveeta just ain’t right! Something scares me about Velveeta…

  • Buffettgirl

    Waste of a perfectly good criminal surname… Zipperer would be just fantastic in a “caught masterbating in the park” type of story…

  • kobekaci

    D-v for cheese?! Tough crowd :) it’s okay. I feel the same way about Kraft. Powder cheese just ain’t right! I’m sure they both cause cancer so either way we’re probably fucked

  • Kittyskyfish

    I felt shock and indignation until I noticed he’s from Florida. Betting his missing mac n’ cheese is right where he left his two front teef.

  • VenusDoom3

    When a man’s got but a few teeth, taking away his only source of nutrition (soft, squishy foods like mac & cheese) is just asking for a stabbing.

  • 18th40

    I don’t understand why he kept going back to the same photographer.

  • LuvsHorror

    Zee purr

  • slavesher

    Im substituting Centrum for the meth. Id like to keep my teeth. I like my mac-n-cheese al dente.

  • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.marksman Joshua Marksman

    the cellies in jail better take him seriously in jail if he says leggo my eggo!

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Before I pass judgment, did this mac and cheese also contain bacon?

  • Kittyskyfish

    The Z, I, P, P and one E in Zipperer are silent. It’s pronounced just like “Throatwobbler Mangrove”

  • Wildheart

    I doubt he has enough teef for bacon.

  • IntelligentVirtue

    As a fromages connoisseur I must say that the only Mac & cheese worth fighting for is when it’s made from velveeta. so in case anyone was wondering what kind of mac&cheese it was I’d go with Velveeta Shells #fancy

  • tkaz

    You know how a surname is often a way to describe an ancestors profession? A Smith may have been a blacksmith, a Weaver was a weaver of textiles, a Potter made pots.
    What might a Zipperer be? There were no zippers when we aquired last names….so…

  • Eliza Berntsen

    I just read “pass” as “piss” and was like, woah, woah, woah!

  • 18th40

    Always first in line at ye ole meth parlour ?

  • derae

    At first I thought meth, but he looks to chubby to be a meth-head, so I’m thinking an unhealthy addiction to kraft Mac and Cheese.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Maybe he’s had the clowns stalking him for a long time.

  • Melissa

    haha. That was his favorite shit in college and its still his favorite shit lol!

  • rpgmomma8404

    Mac & cheese is a hell of a drug…….. :-| lol

  • onlyme356

    The stages of psychosis.

  • Mrs. Beasley

    Oh you know you’re getting something good when the cheese is powdered and the final product is road cone orange. Mmmmm mmm.

  • Mrs. Beasley

    The real tragedy is you just know it was generic mac and cheese and some Natty Lite. Savages. Homemade is the only kind that makes this understandable. Take someone’s homemade mac and cheese? That’s a stabbin. Just enough to send a clear message. Wound, not kill. Let’s not get crazy here.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I think you might mean Jdate in this hottie’s case….

  • Whatevn

    Amazing.

    He hasn’t changed a bit.

  • Paula

    49! He looks more like he’s 69!.. I can’t believe he and I are the same age.

  • Portnoy42

    I wonder if he shouted, “Unity!” when he stabbed his brother?

  • billymadatchu

    maybe not mac and cheese… but i would get stabby on any of you that messed with my nachos.

  • billymadatchu

    mmmm pbr

  • Curlykate910

    Yeah I thought meth too. Looks like his mouth hasn’t had too many appointments with dr. toothbrush.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    *swipes a nacho off your plate*

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Yeah, but do you have such a stunning photo collection?

  • Mrs. Beasley

    Sometimes nachos are worth the risk.

  • Mrs. Beasley

    Freebasing powdered cheese? Not even once.

  • Mrs. Beasley

    Awww now that song will be stuck in my head all day.

  • Ruebene

    Yeah, things really went downhill between 2007 – 2010.

  • Scretch

    Some things I’ve learned on DD. Never mess with someone’s Mac and cheese, pop tarts or ham croquettes.

  • link07

    Pbr is for college kids and the homeless, real working class americans don’t drink that crap unless we are dead broke and dont want to drink hurricane.

  • billymadatchu

    ^ loses finger

  • billymadatchu

    lol@ real working class americans.. nobody cares what you drink.. pbr is a decent cheap beer.. that gets you drunk.. which is the point…

  • Heather_Habilatory

    It was a trick finger… ;) haha. still got all ten digiiits.

  • link07

    Pbr is about as decent as a stripper in an Arab country. It even has less alcohol than Budweiser. So less drunk and poor taste.

  • Rachael Himsel

    meth??

  • Rachael Himsel

    did they look for / find meth too?!?

  • billymadatchu

    you mean the budwieser that has been busted for watering down their beer? nice. lmao…. used to drink it… got old… beer is not even my drink of choice lol but you keep your buttweiser.. sure it fits.

  • billymadatchu

    the joke is on you… it was trick nachos… now you are addicted to heroin :)

  • Lisa Mallo

    Randy Zipperer? What a waste of a DD name. This should’ve been saved for a sex crime.

  • pgeller

    Amazing how alcohol is legal yet marijuana is not….

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Well, I have been wanting to lose weight. Thanks.

  • Radha Santadharma

    Zip’rah or Zip’rer.

    Anyone saying different was taught American English by a bunch of sadistic teachers.

  • Radha Santadharma

    You are the only one who knows how to pronounce Zipperer.

  • Radha Santadharma

    Actually Coors also waters down their beer, too. Basically, they brew to 20% and water down accordingly.

    Wy? Because it’s cheaper.

  • Radha Santadharma

    Poverty has a way of making you grow old fast, due to the lack of nutrition in beer, mac and cheese.

  • Radha Santadharma

    Please stop! Your colorful description just primes up my lactose intolerance! >:)

  • Radha Santadharma

    You got it! Poor folk need to learn how to make their own beer, and their mac and cheese from scratch, too.

    Sadly, the local grocery store’s made too many urban poor forget about being creative about their intake of calories.

  • Radha Santadharma

    i add cal mag, vitamin d & b complex to avoid the quick descent to grey hair.
    then before bed, it’s theanine and n-acetylcysteine instead of beer.

  • Radha Santadharma

    I think I also saw cracker crumbs in there somewhere, too.

  • Mrs. Beasley

    No worries, I think you’re safe from dairy with mac and cheese. There’s a disclaimer that says: no milk was used in the making of this cheese dust. I’m pretty sure its flavored dandruff harvested from a million gingers. Which means less dairy, more magic.

  • Tonya Mims

    This guy is a plague on our society… I mean really, he is a life sucker that has probably not even made one speakable contribution to mankind. His life is nothing but a waist of our good resources. Gee’s

  • Nancy

    This is what alcoholism looks like. You can say meth but I say alcohol.