Chicago, IL - DD’s most talked-about victimizer, the dreaded pit bull, seems to be suffering a bit of karma lately at the hands of the human penis. We just posted about a pit bull getting sexed up by a man in an alley, now we have Gerardo Perez. The 50-year-old was arrested after he sexually assaulted a pit bull in a Chicago animal shelter. Oh, how the mighty pit bull has fallen.
Perez was on a group tour of the Chicago Animal Care and Control Facility when he broke off from the group and was found by an employee going into a restricted area. The employee told him he needed to leave, but returned later to find Perez had not left. Or more specifically, the employee found Perez had not left and was inside a kennel, on his hands and knees, next to a grey and white pit bull. Apparently, he was just “finishing up.”
Perez made “inculpatory statements” regarding his having sexual conduct with the dog to several employees, police said. Inculpatory? That’s a bigger word than DD’s spell checker can handle. Gerardo Perez left his license with a security guard at the facility and two days later, Chicago police arrested him at his home on charges of sexual contact with an animal and burglary. He is being held on $80,000 bond.
You know, they say that rape is more about power than sexual lust. I suppose there’s not a more powerful feeling than raping a minion of Satan.