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Ralph PolnickyOklahoma – Per a reader request that we report on more dildos, Ralph Polnicky says that after getting into an argument with a Tractor Supply Company employee, he received a large dildo in the mail with the words “Tractor Supply. Don’t Come Back,” and “Ralph is a Dick,” written in black.

Polnicky says that last year he went to the Tractor Supply Company in October of last year to complain about how long it took them to order a spool of bungee cord he’d ordered. An argument ensued between him and an employee inside the store and Polnicky claims that as he was leaving, a female employee shouted at him, “Don’t come back.”

Four months later, Polnicky gets a package in the mail that contained an 8-inch dildo with the words “Ralph Is A Dick,” “From the Tractor Supply,” and “Don’t Come Back” written on the sides. “We were aghast, I mean, we were absolutely shocked by what’s in this box,” Polnicky said about himself and his wife.

While it’s not a crime to send a sex toy in the mail, it could be possible to sue employer Tractor Supply for emotional damages. Polnicky wants someone to to be held responsible for sending the offending dildo but authorities were unable to retrieve fingerprints from the personal device. “It had touched too many hands,” Polnicky said. (lol)

Tractor Supply headquarters issued a statement in which the state there is “no basis” for believing the package was sent by one of their employees.

“We are aware of the situation and have completed a thorough internal investigation into the matter. While we will adhere to the Company’s policy of handling any and all internal personnel matters in a confidential manner, we can state that our thorough investigation provided no basis to conclude that a Tractor Supply Company team member is responsible for this unfortunate situation.”

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Polnicky isn’t satisfied with the response and wants the company’s VP of Store Operations, Andy Willett, to conduct “more sophisticated and invasive detection techniques.” Ralph Polnicky is thinking about taking legal action against the company. “My wife is terrified,” he said.

I understand Polnicky being pissed off, but he’s acting as if receiving this dildo was like that famous scene from THE GODFATHER.

I just watched the following news report where Courtney Francisco talks about a dildo, and have found myself aroused.

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