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Michael ConderDRAPER, UT – Police have arrested two morons after they hid razor blades inside doughnuts in an effort to make an injury claim against the store that sold them.

Two scammers, 39-year-old Carrol Leazer Harmdan and 35-year-old Michael Conder, thought they had figured out a way to make some easy money. They bought doughnuts from a Smith’s store in Draper, then ate them along with some broken razor blades they had hidden inside them.

Their plan was to file an injury claim against the store, and then enjoy all the money they would be awarded for their pain and suffering. To make the incident seem more realistic, they actually swallowed the razor blades and even gave some of the razor blade-laden doughnuts to an unwitting co-worker.

The co-worker is the one who called police after taking a bite out of one of the tainted doughnuts and found it contained razor blade pieces. Police worked with Smith’s to unravel the duo’s genius plan and ended up arresting them both.

“During the course of the investigation we were able to determine that they intentionally inserted these broken razor blades into the doughnuts that they had purchased at Smith’s and then swallowed the razor blades with the doughnuts,” said authorities.

Both Hardman and Conder were booked into the Salt Lake County Jail on suspicion of aggravated assault and filing a false police report. Their coworker was cleared of any wrongdoing.

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  • Valerie

    What idiots.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shea.atkinson dedncide

    cops wont stand for doughnut abuse.

  • Buffettgirl

    Stupid is forever…

  • brandi

    Razor blades in doughnuts? Come on people, cut that shit out….

  • Andyman

    Don’t worry, this too shall pass. lol. I’ve heard of pain equivalent to pissing razor blades but shitting them? OUCH!

  • Buffettgirl

    RIGHT??? ;-)

  • newstarshipsmell

    Can we please start branding “IDIOT” on people’s foreheads already?

  • AssWho?

    DAMN!!! So close Darwin WTF? They even ate the razors FFS!
    How much more incentive and/or opportunity’s do you need to thin the genetic pool?

  • Jessica Stewart

    HEY KIDS! it’s urban myth re-creation time! Next, I’ll be hosting a Rainbow Party! BYOL!

  • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

    It is truly unbelievable just how stupid people are for the most part. I mean really…it just blows my mind man.

  • pinkparamedic

    So no internal bleeding? These guys are pathetic! Can’t even break and swallow razor blades effectively!

  • JGo555

    Must’ve been the babarian cream that someone scammed off the chocolate.

  • onlyme356

    How fucking stupid do you have to be to eat razor blades *on purpose*? Guess they are too dumb to pull off some type of fraud where the end result doesn’t involve slicing up your innards.

  • http://www.facebook.com/nick.beigler Nick Beigler

    Brilliant