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Misty VanHornSALLISAW, OK – Police say Misty Vanhorn tried to sell her two young children for $4000 in order to bail her boyfriend out of jail.

No word on who the boyfriend is or why he is in jail, but VanHorn really wanted to get him out. “She was going door to door, here to all the way across town asking everybody for money to get him out,’ said Tony Mosby, a neighbor.

The 22-year-old figured a quick way to get some cash would be to sell her two kids. She allegedly contacted a woman in Fort Smith, Ark., through Facebook with an offer to sell her two children.

For the low, low price of $1000, the woman could have Vanhorn’s 2-year-old. To sweeten the deal, Vanhort said for $4000, the woman could have both her 2-year-old and Vanhorn’s 10-month-old.

“Just come to Sallisaw, it’s only 30 minutes away and I’ll give you all of her stuff and let y’all have her forever for $1,000,” Vanhorn reportedly wrote to the woman.

Fearing for the children’s safety, the woman contacted Oklahoma Department of Human Services who then notified Sallisaw police. Vanhorn was arrested on Wednesday and charged with trafficking children.

Misty Vanhorn is currently being held in Sequoyah County Jail on $40,000 bond. Her children are now in state custody, which, in all likelihood, is probably the best thing to have happened out of all this.

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  • Sam

    I’m kinda sad you didn’t use the full picture. Those shorts really sell it, imo.

  • http://www.facebook.com/clare.jordan Clare Jordan

    Wow. What is wrong with all these people selling their kids…

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Who’d spend $4,000.00 dollars for two children when I can go to the $1.00 dollars? Sure, my children would be Chinese knock-offs, but they’d sure be good in Math.

  • CT

    Obviously this woman went to people that ALREADY have kids – that’s why there were no takers.

  • sweekymom

    Bail fundraiser FAIL!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Helen-Payne/1850169687 Helen Payne

    she should be fixed from having children..and that man would break up with her when he gets out..wht a dummy

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Those probably aren’t his kids anyway.

  • Buffettgirl

    WTF? Someone bedded that THING? More than once? I think I need to go bleach my eyeballs now… I hope they never return those kids to her, poor babies, it hurts my heart…

  • Andyman

    My guess is 2x baby daddies. I’m sure the first guy learned his lesson…

  • Andyman

    What is it with all these women who would do anything for the dick? LITERALLY ANYTHING?

  • Evan Oswald

    i’ll bet these kids were eager to get parents. sad she wasn’t successful at selling them

  • Meme Bee

    $1000 for one and $4000 for two. Where’s the buy in bulk discount??

  • cedric

    I only know 2 things that come out of Oklahoma … wonder what the bitch did with her horns …

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    You’re probably right.

  • curiousalways

    Hey, at least she is proud to be from Oklahoma. Too bad for Oklahoma, they will never live that mugshot down…..

  • wastintime

    She would have to pay me to take a two year old. Crying, fussing, tempertantrums, temperamental,food chucking,yelling, screaming. Justice like dealing with a bad drunk.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I think it’s because the $1000 was for the 2-year-old, and she was asking another $3000 for the much younger 10-month-old included.

    Babies depreciate in value rather quickly, I guess.

  • newstarshipsmell

    It would be mightily ironic if the boyfriend’s charges were dropped, and they released him from jail, leaving her with a 40K bail and no kids left to sell her way out.

  • Wildheart

    And it was probably his idea to sell them.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    That boyfriend must have a solid gold dick that jizzes diamonds (or maybe saffron) and throws in a song and a dance whilst at it.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    It’s them learning how to speak. Once they do that they are literally worthless.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    She’s that desperate to hold onto that dick, eh?

  • ShelbySP

    Why would anyone pay for kids when you could make your own for free? Especially a 2 year old. You’d have to pay me well over $4000 to take one of those.

  • LeaveMeBe

    It’s not so much the speaking as it is them being able to form their own opinions and vocalize them that makes their value go down.

  • LeaveMeBe

    C’mon. Don’t pretend the thought has never crossed your mind. It’s OK to fantasize about it as long as you don’t do it. :)

  • JGo555

    Read the title: sow her shut and NEVER let her have those kids back.

    Does this woman have her priorities straight or what!?/sarcasm

  • Valerie

    OH DEAR GOD!!! WHO BRED WITH THAT?!!!!!

  • Valerie

    Not to mention being able to walk and move about freely. And learning to throw tantrums.

  • Valerie

    I’m guessing that dick was a rare treat for her and she was desperate to not give it up. I don’t thing that dog gets many bones thrown to it.

  • Buffettgirl

    You’re right, those shorts really take it to another level… of revulsion that is! ;-)

  • http://www.facebook.com/christine.lybbert Christine Lybbert

    YIKES!!!

  • alphatroll

    Great, now whose kids are you gonna sell to get YOURSELF out of jail?

  • alphatroll

    Now c’mon, how’s she supposed to make a living if she can’t produce anything valuable any more?

  • Back away from the gun

    Oklahoma…nuff said.

  • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

    I’m speechless at the lack of basic intelligence possessed by this sexy bitch.

  • onlyme356

    Wow, I want to shake this woman till her eyes roll back and then punch her repeatedly in the face to try to knock some fucking sense into her. How dare this wasteful fat mound of walking flesh do this to her own children? I hope she never gets to see or hear from them again and is haunted with the thought of them both when she takes her last breath in life.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    They will buy anything in Ft Smith…

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    Sew a running chainsaw inside her..gee Okies!!

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    lots of them are free range from Texass

  • Aunt Cathy

    Oh. My. Damn… I concur, @Sam! You just don’t get the ‘full effect’ until you see the total package. I now have a nasty headache due to snorting sweet tea out of my nose after I clicked on the link…but thank you, sincerely, for a much- needed belly-laugh!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/rhondantonyb Rhonda Burkett

    Bwhahahaha the shorts really sell it… thats hilarious…. i understood once i clicked the link ha ha ha