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Jamie CraftJONESBORO, Arkansas — Police say 28-year-old Jamie Craft was drunk and half naked when she tried to flee the scene of a car crash in a battery operated toy truck.

According to police, Craft was drunk Sunday when she crashed her 2001 Grand Am into the side of a mobile home. The owner of the mobile home said Craft was travelling at a high rate of speed when she rounded a corner and hit the under panel of his trailer.

Another witness told police that Craft was not wearing any pants when she got out of her car and began yelling at him. According to the police report, she grabbed the man’s daughter and got into his son’s Power Wheels truck and tried to drive off.

Police found Craft at her mother’s house, where she had walked after getting out of the toy truck. They say she was also “irate and very intoxicated.” When officers tried administering a portable breathalyzer test to Craft, “she could barely stand.” Officers had to hold her shoulders so that she would not fall over.

The test would reveal she had a blood alcohol level of .217, which is 3 times the legal limit. During all of this, Craft was yelling and screaming and continued to do so even after being placed incustody, and began to kick the door of a police car.

When she arrived at the Craighead County Detention Center, she was still going and “continued to be very disorderly and uncooperative.” Craft was placed in jail in lieu of $2,067 bond, and is facing multiple charges, including disorderly conduct and driving with a suspended license.

If Jaded still isn’t pissed about her Internet connection, I’m sure she is now after not getting to post this story.

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  • Buffettgirl

    Doesn’t that mugshot just scream “I know ya’ll are just jealous as hell of me and how my shit don’t stink”? It is Jonesboro, Arkansas after all, (and yes, I’ve been there, briefly) the family tree just might be growing straight up here…

  • newstarshipsmell

    So what’s the legal limit for operating a toy truck?

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    WELL THIS SUXS! When drunk drivers kept to fossil fuel vehicles, there was always the hope that one day the world would be rid of them, but now that they switched, too, there’s no end in sight.

    Quick everybody, hide the electric cords.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    I don’t know the limit, but I do know that the driver MUST pass the blowing-bubbles breathalyzer test.

  • http://twitter.com/vab423 Vicki B.

    Yet another reason not to get arrested and placed in the back of a police car … you don’t know if the previous arrestee was wearing pants or not.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jermaine.m.dotson Jermaine Marcel Dotson

    they don’t call them hot wheels for nothing

  • Jessica Stewart

    Trust me, even if that tree doesn’t have a single branch, it’s jagged as fuck

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001305001666 How Bob

    LOL

  • Kasie K

    Jaded would love this mug shot.

  • creamofflicka

    ?? AK,.. not FL?

  • JGo555

    Fuck! Even drunk half naked lady gets to ride a fucking Power Wheel and I can’t!!!

  • 18th40

    Try getting half drunk and fully naked.

  • 18th40

    Actually after the headline and first sentence I figured maybe this was a regional thing, an Arkansas lifeboat maybe, crash the car and pull out the battery powered car and away you go.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Reason #3113 I never want to be arrested. *scribbles in notebook*

  • JustBrowsingLife

    And the double jump rope agility test.

  • That Texas Guy!

    There is a redneck joke lying in wait right there!