JONESBORO, Arkansas — Police say 28-year-old Jamie Craft was drunk and half naked when she tried to flee the scene of a car crash in a battery operated toy truck.
According to police, Craft was drunk Sunday when she crashed her 2001 Grand Am into the side of a mobile home. The owner of the mobile home said Craft was travelling at a high rate of speed when she rounded a corner and hit the under panel of his trailer.
Another witness told police that Craft was not wearing any pants when she got out of her car and began yelling at him. According to the police report, she grabbed the man’s daughter and got into his son’s Power Wheels truck and tried to drive off.
Police found Craft at her mother’s house, where she had walked after getting out of the toy truck. They say she was also “irate and very intoxicated.” When officers tried administering a portable breathalyzer test to Craft, “she could barely stand.” Officers had to hold her shoulders so that she would not fall over.
The test would reveal she had a blood alcohol level of .217, which is 3 times the legal limit. During all of this, Craft was yelling and screaming and continued to do so even after being placed incustody, and began to kick the door of a police car.
When she arrived at the Craighead County Detention Center, she was still going and “continued to be very disorderly and uncooperative.” Craft was placed in jail in lieu of $2,067 bond, and is facing multiple charges, including disorderly conduct and driving with a suspended license.
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