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Firefighter Eric Bischoff Accused Of Beating Wife Over Head With iPad STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. – According to police, 39-year-old Eric Bischoff was arrested after he became angry at his wife over a photo she’d posted on the Internet and then hit over the head with an iPad.

According to court records, Bischoff and his wife got into an argument at their home about 12:40 a.m. last Saturday over a “picture displayed on the Internet.” Bischoff, who had been drinking, discovered Apple has an app for that and hit his wife in the head with an iPad a couple of times. She tried to get away, but he allegedly pulled her hair before throwing her to the floor of their backyard patio.

When police arrived at the the couple’s home they found Bischoff’s wife with injuries to her head, but they didn’t find Bischoff as he left the scene and had taken the iPad with him. He wasn’t arrested until the following Tuesday after being located at the 123rd Precinct station house.

Eric Bischoff was charged with second- and third-degree assault but later released on own recognizance, with a temporary order of protection. He has denied the allegations against him.

“It’s a personal, private matter. I have two young children and now I need to worry about their welfare. We’re in the process of finding a reconciliation and resolution,” he said. “In these matters, what’s reported is not always as it happened.” Amen, brother.

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  • kimbev69

    Yea right buddy thats why u fled the scene! Next article 6 months down the road will be she is missing

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Apple has a domestic violence app? Wow, they really do think of everything!

  • http://twitter.com/slouchingpoet Slouchy

    Anyone who’d do that to an ipad is sick.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Holy shit. I wonder if he was ever in the military and on the air base we used to live on. Pretty effing sure that the MPs thought beating the shit out of your wife was a “private matter” too.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Yup, there’s an app for that…

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Maybe he saw that DD’s android app advert? That makes me wanna punch my macbook every single time too.

  • JohnQknowitall

    He is a big fucking guy. I am glad he is all about the welfare of his children when he is not drunk and beating the crap out of their mother. What a POS.

    What the hell could have been in the posted picture that called for this?

    Leave him. Sue him for child support and allow him only supervised visitation and only if he is getting counseling. This guy is sick.

  • JGo555

    I assume this dude beats his wife and is getting away with it because he’s a cop.

    Fuck you, blue wall of silence when there’s victims.

  • techsupp0rt

    At least now when I say ‘I hope he dies in a fire’, there’s actually a chance.

  • G.I.R.L.

    Eric Bischoff??? Someone watches too much WWE/WCW/TNA; did he think he was a wrestling personality selling a promo by being extreme?

  • bethied

    Trying to leave a comment in this site with my iPad sometimes makes me want to beat someone with it. Anyone else have the comment box freeze up on them on iOS?

  • Heather_Habilatory

    buahahahahaha.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Patrick-Richardson/100001691531919 Patrick Richardson

    Perhaps they were drinking Apple wine.

  • http://www.facebook.com/minizilla David Richter

    How was there a blue line in this case? Dude was arrested – or did you and I just read different articles? Not to mention that he’s not a cop. He’s a firefighter. I really do think you and I read different things…….

  • http://www.facebook.com/minizilla David Richter

    Glad to know I wasn’t the only one who noticed his name.

  • Evan Oswald

    i died when i read “has an app for that”

  • http://twitter.com/Jzakoni Sanchez

    shoulda chris browned that hoe. Why break an iPad?

  • restlessvagabond

    “In these matters, what’s reported is not always as it happened.”

    In these matters when you go into hiding for four days and take the weapon with you – its exactly how it was reported.

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