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Derek Stilson Accused Of Spiking His Baby To Stop It From CryingHANAHAN, SC – Court documents state 23-year-old Derek Stilson fractured his infant’s skull when he angrily threw the baby on the ground when he wouldn’t quit crying.

On February 21, Stilson called 911 to report his son wasn’t acting normal after telling the child’s mother that the infant rolled over and began having stroke-like symptoms.

“I don’t know how this…I’ve never seen this before,” Stilson says to a 911 dispatcher. “Are they going to take him to the hospital or something?”

EMS workers did just that, and doctors at Medical University of South Carolina discovered the baby’s skull was fractured and there was bleeding and swelling on his brain.

While being interviewed, Stilson would admit to Hanahan Police Department investigators that, two days prior, he threw his baby son on the floor because he could not stop him from crying.

Here’s a Morbid tip for those of you who think spiking an infant will stop them from crying: If it does, you’ve probably killed it.

At that age, it’s a lot simpler to just thump the soft spot. It’s like a light switch. I did that with my son all the time when he was a baby, with no ill side effects aside from a year of him screaming “Das Leben ist nur ein Traum, und wir sind der Phantasie von uns!” whenever we gave him a bath.

Anyway, Stilson was charged with inflicting great bodily harm upon a child and is being held in the Hill-Finklea Detention Center under a $250,000 bond. His son has since been removed from the ICU but remains in critical condition and in protective custody.

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  • http://twitter.com/thealliecapone Allie Capone

    Future baby spikers, let me school you. My last baby went through a full six months of colic. Place noob in crib, safely. Throwing, pinching, punching, even screaming doesn’t work. Run a damn shower. Sitting on the floor of the shower and crying for 20 minutes is optional. Good now you should be calm, maybe baby cried itself to sleep. Good. If not, bring out the vacuum cleaner, let it run while you sit next to it. That damn vacuum cleaner saved me every night at 7:45pm to 9pm.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Famous Parenting Mistake #1 (Sleeping Baby) – Having 911 audio not capturing your parental celebration spike and Ray Lewis’ Dance.

  • Evan Oswald

    how old was the baby, anyhow?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Did you really thump your son’s soft spot?

  • Jessica Stewart

    Yet more proof that gingers have no souls of their own. Maybe he was trying to claim the child’s soul?

  • andy

    Ur a faggot

  • LeaveMeBe

    Thumping the soft spot, eh? You wouldn’t by any chance be the ‘friend’ that told Carron Washinton that putting bleach in his baby’s formula would clear congestion, would you?

  • LeaveMeBe

    We’re not texting here, sweetheart. Put that education to use and spell it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    I had twins with colic and no help, so I know exactly what you mean. There were times I wanted to jump out the damn window….Never shook, hit or spiked any of my kids.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    As a child, I was told:

    “Sticks and stones
    May break my bones
    But names will never hurt me; “

    However, I say,

    “Name calling in bad tone,
    Should be said, to me in person, on the phone,
    But a spiked baby, thrown at me, can hurt me.”

  • 18th40

    Always trying to help others, you’re too kind LMB, once the owner gets the phone back from the monkey that typed that I’m sure he’ll thank you as well.

  • LoKi4778

    Life is only a dream, and we are! fantasy of us!… in case y’all were wonderin…

  • LoKi4778
  • LoKi4778

    I’m stealing Morbid’s bit…

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    I’ve created a monster!

  • Twisted1

    Daughter had colic. Neighbors called the police one night when I had the windows open (forgot to shut them). They thought my daughter was home alone or something because she would not stop crying. I swear I was ready to pull my hair out. No matter how bad it got I never thought of hurting her. Now myself that is another story. I really thought about banging my head into a wall just to get a little sleep.

  • rick gee

    The ginger necrinomicon states that you only have to stare in to the eyes of a red to have your soul taken.. I guess he couldn’t get junior to open his eyes.

  • G.I.R.L.

    Are you implying that I’m living an illusion? You won’t get away with this, Loki.

  • midniteshadows

    Mmmmmm…..link…….must click on link…………

  • SharG’z

    Morbid, you would make an awesome eulogy writer, you should consider it…ya know, incase this DD job doesnt work out. Think about it.

  • GracieW

    My youngest had colic for 5 months. I had never experienced that before so it was so stressful. I put the baby in a crib and ran around my yard till I calmed down. I will never understand why people don’t put the baby in the crib and WALK AWAY.

  • Andyman

    That shit is hilarious. BTW he was 5 months old. Let me save you from the bother. lol

  • techsupp0rt

    Would doing so make them philosophize in German?

  • JohnQknowitall

    Hmmm… Given Germany’s economy right now that might not be such a bad thing…

  • come_and_see

    My parents said I had colic when I was a baby and I use to scream day and night. They ended up resorting to putting my crib in the pantry room every night so I would cry myself to sleep.

  • Ottokarma

    well, apparently, he wasnt really fit for the job,only having a soft spot for babies…

  • xoodloverx

    hey hey hey. my daughter is a ginger. =)

  • Ottokarma

    i still love gingers anyways…

  • Buffettgirl

    LMFAO! ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    If that’s the sperm donor, what kind of Hell-Beast must the egg donor be?

    That being said, I wonder how much fun Bubba and his crew are going to have spiking this dumbass’s head repeatedly in the jail yard? The could probably sell it to Pay-per-View for huge profits…

  • creamofflicka

    Damn,.. All I did was lay my colicky kid on my chest while sleeping in the easy chair. Worked like a fricken charm. We we’re lucky though. My wife worked 3rd shift and I worked 1st,.. so we always had an adult ready to sleep. However, the kid basically spent the 1st 5 months of life stuck to an adult’s chest.

    And just to note: The only thing that get’s spiked in my house,.. is my drink.

  • JGo555

    NFL = Nursery Football League.

  • Evangelos

    then don’t look too hard into her eyes…

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Please. He looks nothing like a bundle of sticks.

  • plainbelliedsneetch

    Thanks! I was about to paste it into the search engine to figure it out.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    I would often put them in their crib, and go sit on the porch and cry uncontrollably, like I had colic!

  • Jared

    F*ck heads like this need to be executed. End of story.

  • osteenq

    Gotta wonder what’s going on in the minds of women who see guys with that Poppin’ Fresh Caveman look and think, “Mmmm…yeah. Babies. With HIM.”

  • newstarshipsmell
  • Valerie

    I have a gorgeous child that suffers from gingervitus. She is five and her freckles only appeared just this year. She also sparks like a fork in a microwave if she gets direct sunlight.

  • Gsweater

    Goes to show that Gingers don’t have souls…

  • Jessica Stewart

    GAH! why did I click on that? I should’ve known not to click on that!

  • cedric

    I wish I could “spike” that stupid child abusing Bitch.I’d like to ‘fracture”his fucking skull.

  • cedric

    You tell him Honey.

  • alphatroll

    Leaving aside the possibility of getting in a lot of trouble for putting your 5-year-old in the microwave, I wanna know where you found one big enough. Lumberyard, maybe?

  • Valerie

    I meant that in direct sunlight, she sparks just like a fork in a microwave, because she is so white.

  • LeaveMeBe

    CED!!! *tackles you*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    Please DD “Accused of spiking his baby to stop it from crying” first off it’s not an “it” it’s a baby. Never heard the term spiking to mean throwing an infant down.

    Update: Both parents have now been charged after the hospital found a previously broken leg that was in the stages of healing so that’s the good news. The bad news is the infant is still in critical condition at only five months old in God’s hands now. Derek’s step father Joel an ordained minister doesn’t believe his step son inflicted the injuries to his infant claims the police coerced his confession. Believe it Pastor Joel everyone knows the worse ones are the minister’s kids or in your case your step kid!

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  • JustBrowsingLife

    One can only hope.