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Woman Jailed After Assaulting Boyfriend With Furby

February 23, 2013 at 3:00 am by  

Ashley TrimmerMoon Township, PA — Sad panda to the left is 27-year-old Ashley Trimmer — she’s been accused of assaulting her boyfriend with a Playstation controller and a Furby.

According to police, Trimmer and her beloved, William Ley, got into a heated argument after Ley apparently posted something on Facebook that displeased Trimmer. (No, I don’t have a link to their Facebook profiles. Yes, I’m too fucking lazy to do a search).

The argument quickly turned violent when Trimmer picked up a Furby and tossed it at Ley’s head, leaving a cut on the right side of his face. That little shit-fit apparently did little to appease her, so she threw a Playstation controller at him, too, leaving a mark on the left side of his face. Being OCD, I totally get the reasoning behind the second assault….

When officers responded they found Ley bleeding from his face, with a red mark and bump on the head.

Trimmer was transported to jail and charged with assault. After making bond, she was promptly sent to her room without dinner to think about what she’d done.

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  • Sam

    Really it seems to me quite clear what the cause of the argument was, you just have to read between the lines. Trimmer was obviously already fed up of Ley playing computer games all the time, but when he came out as a furry on Facebook and professed his undying love for his Furby, he activated her bitch-trigger.

  • G.I.R.L.

    Reminds me of the arguments between my sister and her boyfriend; either he writes something subliminal on Twitter or She writes something subliminal on Facebook, next thing i know, there’s blood and broken shit everywhere. Kids.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’d like to imagine that the Furby somehow prompted the argument by saying something unfortunate at the wrong time.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004581520434 Evildino Six Six Six

    lmao that mug is kak funny!!!

  • bruce king

    A cut, a mark, a bump, and the police are called? What a pussy. He should’ve thrown her fat ass off the fucking balcony.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Ban assault Furbies!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    That’s ridiculous right there! There should be two charges for assault the second one for the Furby he has feelings after all he talks unless he can’t now that she killed him that’s murder! I feel badly…………….for the Furby poor guy he didn’t deserve it! Ashley’s sentence should also include anger management, suspension of her FB account plus banned from using her computer for six months.

  • Lena60

    I wonder if the poor furby needed stictches too.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    But then he would have had to get off the sofa and pause his WoW.

  • LeaveMeBe

    This bitch has awesome aim. I want her on my apocalyptic response team.

  • HellcatJesi

    I’m loving this mugshot. If this site has taught me anything it’s to make sure I don’t make a weird face in my mugshot. If I ever decide to beat up my man, I’ll make sure my hair looks great, my make up is done and my eyebrows are tweezed (tastefully, as always) beforehand.

  • JohnQknowitall

    A knife followed by a fire would have worked well with her hair and tears.

  • lespacino

    Now, I am left wondering whether William is armless. He got hit in the face with two items, which could be easily blocked simply by putting one’s arms up…so, no arms?

  • JustBrowsingLife

    You beat me to it. I’m thinking too many virtual games in the boy’s life. Get out there and play a real mansport like croquet or badminton.

  • http://twitter.com/vertigolotus Seele Schneider

    Am I the only one who is wondering why a 27 year old own a Furby?

  • Jessica Stewart

    Furby don’t need no stitches! Only snitches get stitches, and furby ain’t no snitch! Unless as defined by the us government.

  • Twisted1

    That game is now banned in my home. I told my husband years ago that if he kept playing it I would become a widow.

  • daMonBrooks

    Hey, what are you trying to say by that. I know what your implying!

  • alphatroll

    He wiggled his thumbs, but nothing happened! Still can’t figure out why the controls weren’t responding. Must be lag.

  • alphatroll

    Don’t count on it! Fuckin’ Furby won’t keep his mouth shut. Repeats every damn thing he hears. ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001305001666 How Bob

    aaahhhhaaa =`s lol

  • newstarshipsmell

    Look at her face for your answer.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lorraine.nation.3 Lorraine Nation

    Fur by it for me to comment on this

  • GGMon

    I can kind of sympathize with the victim, I just got back into gaming and now there’s nothing I want to do but game. (But I can’t, I have a job and shit.)

  • JGo555

    *Reads title*

    Let me guess, the Furby told her to.

    Those things look and are the fucking devil.

  • JGo555

    FB is the demise and the snitch of this generation and crime world!

  • JGo555

    You do realize she only threw ONE control. He was holding the other one.

  • lespacino

    Yes, but she also threw a Furby. Last I checked, your arms could still move if you hand a controller in your hand…then again, depending on how often he’s using a controller, his upper arm muscles might have atrophied.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    A playstation control and a Furby? Seriously? I guess her teddy bear and pacifier were out of reach.

  • come_and_see

    Furby’s revenge. Time to put him in the microwave again.

  • Gee

    With better weapons of coarse

  • Buffettgirl

    Moon face, Moon Township, I wonder, did officers find any evidence of Moon Pies? It must have been the influence of the moon than made her a Loon…