Martinez, Columbia — According to authorities, a pissed off Columbian woman poured boiling water on her sleeping hubby’s junk after learning he had been untrue.
From what I understand Yolivel Lopez got a call from the cheatin’ bastard’s mistress and was informed the two had just got done doing the nasty.
The clueless hubby, Nefer Netan, finally arrived home early Tuesday morning and explained that he had been out drinking with friends. He then fell asleep… poor, dumb fucker.
Once he was out, Lopez proceeded to boil a pot of water. She then reportedly walked into the bedroom and poured it on Netan’s crotch.
According to the couple’s neighbors, Netan’s screams “pierced the night sky.”
Doctors say Netan’s junk was “utterly destroyed” in the incident. And Lopez? She hasn’t been seen since the alleged attack. Something tells me that mistress better watch her back….
Speaking of boiled hot dogs, we have featured at least three stories in the past few years involving ruined peni….
One woman set fire to her husband’s jewels with a cigarette lighter, another with gasoline and her trusty Bic. And yet anther boiled hot dog story can be found here.
Oh, and speaking of cleansing with fire, remember the stinky vajayjay lady? Gawd, I love that story.
Tags: Assault, boiling water, Columbia, genitals, Martinez, Nefer Netan, Yolivel Lopez
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