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Sex Offender Watched Woman Through Peep Holes In Bedroom CeilingHoquiam, WA — Like a scene ripped directly from one of my nightmares, a registered sex offender has been accused of drilling holes in a neighbor’s ceiling so he could watch her from above.

Kevin Voss, of unknown age, and his unidentified roommate apparently gained access to a shared crawlspace and drilled holes in the woman’s fucking ceiling. They then proceeded to jerk off as the woman slept and did what most women do behind closed doors. You know, like eat, read, masturbate, dance nekkid while singing show tunes, etc.

The creepy shenanigans quickly ended, though, after the victim’s cats alerted her to the goings-on in the crawlspace.

“My cats all went in the kitchen, and they were looking up at the ceiling. And when I looked up, I saw somebody walking across the ceiling. And I could hear them walking,” the woman said. ”I heard a noise up there. And when I hit the ceiling, one of them fell. And the other got scared, and jumped out a hole and ran down the stairs. And when I opened the door, I saw the back of Kevin going around the corner.”

Voss was arrested a few days later.

The woman has apparently known Voss for several years, but had no idea he was a registered sex offender.

“I don’t like it. It’s creepy. It’s gross,” she said. “And it ain’t over yet … It’s scarred me for life.”

I feel ya, honey. Personally, I wouldn’t feel better until I was allowed to pluck the skeevy bastard’s eyballs out with a dull, plastic spork.

Voss pleaded not guilty to a voyeurism charge on Monday, and is being held on $25,000 bail. The roommate has not been charged. Why not, you ask? Good fucking question.

Ceiling cat was apparently unavailable for comment…

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  • Lizard

    Busted by CATS. Lord help us all, there IS a Ceiling Cat!

    I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that every time you’re a perv and you get busted by a goddamned CAT, your dick shrinks in length by an inch. And if not, it totally should.

    Rock on, cats.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Pathetic and sad.

  • Lizard

    And you know I heart you, Jaded, but goddamned, why no mention of the “cat alert” in the title?

  • G.I.R.L.

    I don’t understand peeping tons; their is an endless plethora of porn available for FREE on the internet. Disgusting. I can’t imagine someone watching me when i think I’m alone.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Sorry, aneurysm or something. Whatfuckingever, though… brought your ass into the comment section, didn’t it?

  • LeaveMeBe

    I keep telling you, Jaded. Cats are awesome. You shouldn’t hate on them. One just might save you from a freaking peeping Kevin one of these days. My dogs react to every goddamn thing but my cats only react to the important shit.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Cats are fucking evil and you can’t convince me otherwise. Even if you are cute…

  • Sam

    Hmm, i dunno. Being lured there by one pussy and then getting nabbed by another pussy sure sounds like entrapment to me.

  • malq

    Obviously, this woman invited this gentleman’s actions by acting like a trampy whore in the privacy of her own room. Now, seriously, if I were this guy, would I be running around up there or lay as still and quiet as a church-mouse and keep my eye on the hole?

    2ndly, I wouldn’t be up there jerking it with my roomate. That’s the most embarrassing part of this bust. wanting to see a naked woman masturbate so bad you seek this depravity is almost understandable. However,lobbing sperm missiles with my roommate … is something …else.

  • malq

    You can’t, but I can,… Lol just kidding.

  • G.I.R.L.

    Exhibitionism…. :O

  • newstarshipsmell

    What’s up with all the hatred? Peeps just want to look, that’s all. Where’s the crime in that?

  • newstarshipsmell

    You know what I love about cats the most? Toxoplasmosis, glad you asked.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I think I already told the story about the bum living in the ceiling of the Barnes & Noble for a year, and drilling peep holes through the womens restroom ceiling tiles, but damn this would’ve been the perfect article to break that one out for.

  • G.I.R.L.

    You make an excellent point. But I’m pretty sure that lady studies witchcraft; her excuse was the porn, her truth was the need for a sacrifice in time for the great harvest.

    It is common practice for a woman to murder her husband for the benefit of future generations. If she hasn’t, who knows what Good she may have angered? Who knows how many should would have to face the consequences because one minor one want sacrificed? I’ll tell you who knew: She did.

    I always her preparation for what is to be the biggest harvest of the last 200 years. This will surely end world hunger. Do i agree with her excuse? No. It’s like playing Mortal Kombat and then killing innocent people with your razor-sharp teeth and the processing to blame your actions on the game. That is where she was wrong.

    If she did murder him for watching porn, i would seed your point, but she didn’t. Peepers commit visual rape; it’s intrusive but their good is the polar opposite. They must use their eyes to analyze and send their findings to the great and omnipotent yet weakened “Third Eye”; after enough innocence has been siphoned through the act, the “Third Eye” will begin to act out the “Blinding Prophecy” which would usher in a new eras; one in which 93% of humankind is blind.

    So, which is the least of the evils? The one where a very dignified woman, a hero, kills her husband to ensure a century of prosperity? OR the one in which these visual predators seek to steal pieces of the human soul to usher in an era of darkness?

    Choose wisely; writing is powerful; with it, millions upon billions can be convinced to follow a uniform goal. Mother Nature must be served, appeased, and protected in order for the survival and rise of humanity. May Knotsewwong be with you, my dear NSSS.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Why can’t everyone reply to me like this?

  • glitterpuss

    Dude, cats can see ghosts, they know when someone’s dying, and they will catch peeping perverts.

  • CT

    “I don’t like it. It’s creepy. It’s gross.” Under fucking statement of the year.

  • CT

    Because we know you.

  • CT

    I wouldn’t trade my cat for any other animal but that is because I know that fucker is watching me and I have no way of getting rid of Ted without him coming back later for paybacks.

  • CT

    I was going to grade him C for the effort involved.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    No kidding, that is the part I was really disturbed about, as well. That’s just nasty.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    Yeah, that stuff is scary! My ex had a stupid cat when I was pregnant and he wouldn’t empty the litter box, so I put on some gloves, emptied it and there were lots of chunks in the bottom, so I mixed up some bleach and water, and dish soap to soak them out of there…BAD idea, since the ammonia in the pee, and bleach made a toxic gas, and fogged our whole apartment, and I had to have an ambulance called. At least dogs crap outside.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    I hate cats. you don’t have a cat, a cat has YOU. I am much too Queen of My Domain, for that mess!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    I couldn’t agree more.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I was mezmerized. I can only imagine that you were orgasmic. This chick is awesome, no?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Alright, when you find out that homeless dude has been in your crawlspace wanking to you dancing nekkid and eating bacon, I’m gonna say I told you so. I mean, I’ll hold you and make you a bacon casserole to help you feel better but I’m going to rub in it your face about having a watch cat.

  • 18th40

    Now you’re just encouraging him.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Nah. Cats can be trained just like dogs. I’m Queen Bitch here and every living creature in this domicile is aware of it and respects it. :)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Pet Sematary.

  • LeaveMeBe

    All true! Cats rock.

  • 18th40

    Well there’s certainly parts of that sentence that are hard to argue.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You are one of the most intelligent people I know so I’m having trouble trying to figure out if I should hug you or kick you. I’m thinking probably both.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’m being his wingman. There is a big difference. :P

  • ultracreep

    Too bad Super Kitty couldn’t hop up there and scratch his eyeball out through the peephole.

  • JGo555

    She has a bacon suit.

  • CT

    It’s V-Day – kick him in the ass.

  • Buffettgirl

    Good Pussies, GOOD Pussies…

  • 18th40

    Hey watch it you, I still have all the pictures, and the midget and the bearded lady both said they’d testify if they have too. Shame about that damn parrot though.

  • tkaz

    First, they were jerking off…together!!??? Ewwww!
    Second, it’s obvious Jaded peeked in my house because I DO sing Show Tunes naked….it makes me feel pretty. And cold.

  • alphatroll

    Good kitty.

  • Sam

    Aren’t they all? :P

  • Buffettgirl

    If you know how to treat them right they are! ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    “eye on the hole”… classic!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    Thanks for creeping me out. Now I have to go and check for holes and hidden cameras. Again.

  • Evan Oswald

    where is the pictures of the girl so we can tell how sick – or awesome – this guy is? lol jk jk jk

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001305001666 How Bob

    Queers

  • LeaveMeBe

    Get a cat and you won’t have to check that stuff. You are soooooo hard headed. :P

  • Lemurocious

    Hi, everyone. Long time listener, first time caller…

    There have been times when I considered participating in the discussion, but I never felt truly compelled to post anything until now. I read the above story about creepy ceiling skeez & pal, then read the commentary after it, and moved on to another story. I clicked a link in that story, and was taken to a website with this advertisement on the sidebar.

    Crawl space concerns? Yeah, kinda.

  • malq

    LOL that was funny as shit, I am using that till they ban me.

  • malq

    because they get to know you, lol

  • princessgrandma

    I thought Steve Powell was still in jail. No, seriously….. cats? They can be smart lil things, can’t they? What would you call the offenders? Wouldn’t be cat burglars. Cat peepers?

  • princessgrandma

    Maybe he was trying to share the cat peeping?

  • princessgrandma

    Oh…lol. Now I have a visual of the cops coming in and finding a cat hanging from the ceiling by its claws.

  • Abroad

    Sounds like the ex sorely needed to be an ex. Not the cat’s fault that he was too irresponsible to look after it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

    That is just one of many reasons he needed to be an ex…When I had our twins 9 weeks early, he quit his job. The first and last decent job he had, as a deputy jailer 12.5 years later, he lives with his mom again, in her basement. Oh, and that cat, he threw her out one day, for yowling when we were trying to sleep. She came back a month later, and had 2 kittens, a boy and a girl, that had a kitten with two thumbs. ON EACH FOOT!

  • susan

    ew. this guy has small hands.