Man Stabbed After Refusing To Switch Positions During Ménage A Trois

February 14, 2013 at 2:25 am by Jaded  

Fargo, ND — One man is facing charges and another is nursing a wounded arm after a threesome apparently went from sexy to stabby.

According to police, 33-year-old Ashley Hunter and former prison pal, Orlando DeWitt, 37, had been drinkin’ it up with a few friends of the female persuasion, when they decided to take the party to Hunter’s house.

DeWitt and one of the women, identified only as Leticia, started snoggin’ on the couch. That, of course, led to a coupling. DeWitt told police that he caught Hunter watching them from another room.

At some point during all this sexy, Hunter apparently materialized in the living room and began kissing Leticia’s bewbies. Leticia then began blowing Hunter, while DeWitt was still getting his groove on.

Everything was all hunky-dory…. for a minute.

Hunter reportedly demanded to have his turn down below. When DeWitt refused, Hunter got pissy and the two began to argue. Shit got real serious when DeWitt called Hunter a “fucking retard.”

It was then, police allege, that Hunter whipped out his big, 12-inch ……… knife.

That was about the time that Leticia grabbed her clothes and hightailed it to the bathroom. A nekkid DeWitt on her heels.

DeWitt told police Hunter began banging on the door, threatening to kill him if he didn’t vacate the property within two minutes. After that, Hunter appeared to have calmed down, DeWitt said, so he opened up the door… only to slam it shut again after finding Hunter standing on the other side, knife in hand.

After Hunter broke door down, DeWitt decided to make a run for it. Nekkid. He’d almost made it out the front door when he felt the knife slicing his arm. He told police he grabbed Leticia’s cell phone from the kitchen counter and called 911 after safely making it to the alley behind the home.

Hunter was taken into custody Friday. He appeared in court Monday to answer to charges of felony aggravated assault. Bail was set at $5,000.

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