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Kimberly MargesonYates County, NY – A 54-year-old woman was jailed after being accused of smuggling drugs to her incarcerated son by way of an open mouth kiss.

According to the documents provided by the fine folks over at The Smoking Gun, the doting dipshit passed a couple of Oxy pills to her spawn during a jailhouse visit Tuesday.

Deputies have not indicated whether there was any tongue involved in the alleged transfer.

The spawn, 30-year-old William Partridge, was being detained at the facility on weapons charges, and is now facing an additional charge of promoting prison contraband. He will be arraigned on the new charges Monday.

Police say the drugs were intended for Partridge’s personal use, not for resale.

Mom, Kimberly Margeson, was charged with a felony drug count and one misdemeanor count of promoting prison contraband.

After posting $2,000 bail, Margeson was released. She has since pleaded not guilty to both charges.

Now, if you’ll pardon me, I must find a pointy stick so I can dig that nasty visual out of my brain space.

Guess it’s a good thing it wasn’t up to dad to make the weekly visits, eh?

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  • Patr1ckBateman

    Compared with kissing my mother, Bubba in my cell would be lookin pretty good. Ain’t nothin worth French kissin your mum for. Blurgh.

  • JustBrowsingLife

    A real MF.

  • Sam

    Even if it wouldn’t have been his mother, kissing that for a mere 2 oxycodone pills? I would have thought he would have needed those 2 pills to rid himself of the pain of that experience alone.

  • Sam

    “Deputies have not indicated whether there was any tongue involved in the alleged transfer.”
    Well, how else would you get the pills from one mouth into the other? Unless their heads were horizontal and she was shaking her head vigorously to get the pills to fall into his. You know what, i bet that’s how they got caught…

  • guillotinegirl

    Visualizing this will help anyone trying to stick to a diet.

  • LeaveMeBe

    “Police say the drugs were intended for Partridge’s personal use, not for resale.”
    Thanks for clarifying this. I was really grossed out until I realized these weren’t going to go into someone else’s mouth. :P

  • Kasie K

    Eww. They are pretty close. She probably taught him how to kiss in the first place, along with dancing, driving, jacking off, and opening doors for LADIES

  • CT

    I haven’t see his photo but I would imagine that he could do much better next time picking an older chick to take care of him. If the cougar you pick can only swing a few Oxy pills, you aren’t doing it right. Even if it is your Ma.

  • Sam
  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    I hope that the jail is offering counseling to anyone subjected to the trauma of watching those two kissing.

  • 18th40

    Is it just me or did anyone else see the picture and immediately think, Randy Travis really needs to quit drinking.

  • Sam

    I think you may be on to something there. Maybe this is all an elaborate ruse to make sure none of the other inmates steals his pills.

  • brandi

    1 for pain, 1 for experience….

  • tkaz

    I can’t see being ok with bringing my son drugs & more importantly when I found out how I had to pass it I’d tell him today was good a day as any to get sober! Ew!!

  • Buffettgirl

    Do you still earn your silver wings if it’s your Mom? (Gack! Now I need eyeball bleach!)

  • Buffettgirl

    Just say no…

  • JohnQknowitall

    Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. Wonder how mother’s day is celebrated.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    STILL better than earning your red ones that way…

  • Buffettgirl

    I bow to your superior knowledge… ;-)

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    <3

  • Jessica Stewart

    I’d like to see the mothers record….. as I’ve tried to tell my employers, screening for criminal records means you’re refusing to hire the people who got caught. You’ve decided to hire those who were too smart to end up in custody.

  • JGo555

    Because there is nothing wrong with a mother & son to be playing tonsil hockey/ said no one ever.

  • Heather4877

    If he was in withdrawal he probably would have dug the pills out of one of her turds if necessary

  • LeaveMeBe

    Cuz I is smort.

  • GGMon

    That’s a fucking woman!?!?!?!? Thought it was a dude!

  • GGMon

    lol wrong article

  • Sam

    Not necessarily…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    That’s ridiculous. How dare a mother try to french kiss her son like that. I know he’s lonely it’s the price he’s got to pay. Most visitors grand ma ma stick the drugs between their legs to sneak it in the pen. except in your case it would be too stinky!