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Georgia Man Accused Of Setting Girlfriend On Fire

February 7, 2013 at 8:30 pm by  

Robert WilliamsCOLUMBUS, GA – I wasn’t aware that setting your girlfriend on fire was such a popular option when ending an argument, but it seems like we post one of these types of stories every other month.

Joining the ranks of men who tried melting their girlfriend’s head is 35-year-old Robert Williams, a Georgia man who, according to police, doused his girlfriend with lighter fluid then set her on fire during an argument.

It happened after the couple got into a domestic altercation on Tuesday inside their Havenbrook Court apartment. While in their bedroom, Williams allegedly poured lighter fluid on 44-year-old Vallen Smith then lit her up.

Before the fire was extinguished, the blinds in the bedroom had melted and Smith was left with second and third-degree burns on her hands and face. She was rushed to a burn center in Augusta, GA where her family said she got out of surgery on Wednesday. Her last officially reported condition was critical.

Williams was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery. As someone who has spent considerable time in a burn unit, and watched a relative went through while there, those charges do not seem close to adequate.

If you are able to watch the following video from WTVM, you will hear some of the couple’s neighbors talk about the incident. It’s one of the first times I’ve ever had to turn on Closed Captioning to fully grasp what someone was saying. If you are unable to watch the video, I have taken the time to transcribe their comments for you.

“Yeah, I saw all the fire the fire trucks and stuff.  After I found out what happened, I thought, why should it have happened like that when they could have solved it another way?” pondered Cornell Bryant.

Geayye Geoe echoed similar sentiments, but I thought he summed it up best when he said, “I feel like, if shorty was going to leave him, he should have just left, you hear me? It’s crazy how people is over these females, you know what I’m saying? Just move on, you know what I’m saying? She cool though. I like her. She my fam, for real now. That’s messed up about buddy, man. I didn’t even know they were fighting, you know?” he said.

Words were never so wisely spoken, Geoe. It truly is crazy how people is over these females.

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  • scud420

    burns are not funny, but when there are transcriptions like this in the article I can’t help but laugh.

  • newstarshipsmell

    If you love somebody…

  • Thismy$2

    This man has some serious issues hope he was charged with attempted murder. No man nor woman is worth going to jail for he was probably jealous of the fact that she was better looking than him smdh!!!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Light them on fire? I was wondering what to get my hubby for Valentine’s Day. 3rd degree burns it is!

  • Zazen
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004581520434 Evildino Six Six Six

    Lol that comment from geoe is classic, had me rolling on bed with laughter!

  • Sam

    I know it’s fucked up, but when i read something like this i can’t help but imagine an Alan Sugar / Donald Trumpesque exchange going on just before the flames.

    Her: “I done had enough of this. You’re fired!”
    Him: “No, you are.” *whoosh*

  • http://www.krashthrills.wordpress.com/ Anthony Mandich

    For some reason this dude reminds me of some kind of a bird

  • LeaveMeBe

    Fuck you very much for that translation, Morbid. I just got to sit here and laugh myself silly instead of straining my brain trying to decipher what mushmouth said.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You, light up my life…

  • LeaveMeBe

    And you’ll get bracelets!!! *squeals*

  • Sam

    Geayye Geoe? Is that really the witness’ name or did the transcripter just give up and write it down phonetically?

  • Evan Oswald

    Geayye Geoe should have his own auto-tuned song. guy speaks real knowledge!

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    No, no, NO! “Set her heart on fire” is just a figure of speech. Figurative, not literal!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Everybody wins!

  • sam1211

    He had voices in his head, like Jim Morrison “come on baby light my fire”

  • brandi

    “Words were never so wisely spoken, Geoe. It truly is crazy how people is over these females.”
    here i am trying to fucking eat, and this sentence comes along and now there’s chips and salsa all over my phone…

  • brandi

    handcuff bracelets would look nice on you heather… lol

  • LuluMontegut

    Yeah, he reminds me of Gonzo’s chickens, the muppet chickens.

    Crap, now i need to go find an image to link to.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Always did want to see Debby Boone go up like an alcohol soaked Q-Tip after the introduction of a lit match.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Wanna borrow mine? They’re faux fur lined…

  • JohnQknowitall

    This fucker is lucky we live in a society that doesn’t practice an eye for an eye.

  • Buffettgirl

    Too bad for us…

  • JGo555

    WTF is there else to say, Geoe said it!?

  • brandi

    ooooooo kinky!

  • Jessica Stewart

    Bitches be frontin’ alls the times! my momma allus said there be more bitches in the sea yo! what is up with settin yo bitch on fiya? maybe if you dont set you bitch on fiya, she be comin back to ya! Peeese!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    They don’t, actually. :

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