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Woman Jailed After Fight Over Jolly Ranchers

February 1, 2013 at 1:31 pm by  

Woman Jailed After Fight Over Jolly RanchersSpringfield, OH — Buffy Jo Sample, 41, is facing numerous charges after police say she attacked her boyfriend because he refused to share his Jolly Ranchers. The bastard!

According to the boyfriend, Ronald Massie, Sample got all bent out of shape at his refusal to share, and grabbed his neck. She then snatched his cell phone in an attempt to keep him from calling police.

Massie managed to escape the crazy lady and called police from a nearby relative’s home.

While researching this particular story, these two names popped up in a story from 2012 – seems Sample stabbed Massie in the back in a fight over *drumroll* drugs. Massie is apparently a slow learner….

Back in April of last year, Massie and Sample had been arguing, reportedly over drugs, when Sample grabbed a butcher knife and planted it in Massie’s back, puncturing a lung.

Massie’s daughter told police told police Massie was struck in the head with a board prior to being stabbed. Oh, well, that might explain the stupid!

Massie was admitted to the hospital in critical condition. Guessin’ he lived through it, eh?

Sample claimed self-defense in the stabbing incident. She and Massie both have an extensive criminal history, which includes several counts of domestic violence and assault, police said at the time.

Sample now has a couple more notches to add to her belt – she’s been charged with domestic violence, assault and disruption of public services in this most recent incident.

Match made in heaven…

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  • Buffettgirl

    Oh Buffy, Buffy, Buffy – how many times do we have to tell you that you aren’t the Vampire Slayer?

  • LeaveMeBe

    It’s plain stupid to fight over a Jolly Rancher. Now, if it had been Rolos or a Reeses…
    And Massie is a fucking idiot. Asshole should’ve learaned his lesson last year. Now she had to go and learn ‘em again. Sample, get rid of him, he’s untrainable!

  • nena454

    That’s what he gets for not sharing. Doesn’t he know that sharing is caring!

  • JohnQknowitall

    How does one explain love… in Ohio, Indiana, Tennessee, Kentucky, Georgia, Louisiana, Alabama and of course Florida?

  • LeaveMeBe

    What’s love got to do with it?

  • JohnQknowitall

    To many codependency and drug dependency equate to love. Like I said: who can explain it?

  • LeaveMeBe

    *facepalm*

  • Curlykate910

    You got that right! I used to love watermelon flavored jolly ranchers as a kid. I had one a few years ago and it had to be the most vile and artificial tasting thing ever. Can’t believe I ate that crap.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    She forgot the mantra: “Stake to the heart, NOT butcher knife to the lungs.” Doesn’t she know that vampires don’t breathe? They’re the UNDEAD!

  • come_and_see

    That’s why I like now and laters. She ain’t getting it now, but she is going to get it later.

  • Sam

    See, no matter how many times you tell them, they just don’t want to know. This is is proof positive that one drug will lead to worse. Jolly ranchers, really??

  • http://www.facebook.com/dre.mosley Dre Mosley

    What, did these Jolly Ranchers have a meth center or something?

  • Sam

    Perhaps she thought it was ‘boyfriend slayer’?
    Slaying the boyfriend, one bad habit at the time.

  • newstarshipsmell

    He sounds like a Trainable.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Right over my head!

  • Andyman

    What’s love got to do with it? Just ask Ike or Tina. LMAO. Christ this beyotch stabbed him in the BACK and punctured a lung? Ouch!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40dxDSXsrL8

  • Heather_Habilatory

    buahahaha.

  • LeaveMeBe

    *smacks you* Wake up!

  • Kasie K

    buahahahahaa

  • kimbev69

    I am thinking it was something more than jolly ranchers

  • alphatroll

    I am saddened because I have nothing clever to say about this or the previous story. They’re just begging but I can’t deliver! Oh why me?!?

  • JGo555

    They ARE tasty motherfuckers. Especially the red ones.

  • newstarshipsmell

    You would like the red ones, especially.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Probably straight-up gay cowboys.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Paige-Längfeldt/1171336585 Paige Längfeldt

    I wonder if shes a fan of the jolly rancher story…

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    I’on know…A cherry JR might get you stabbed, but not with a good knife.

  • BlackHeywood

    Jolly Ranchers never liked them. But I’d beat the shit out of someone for a Mary Jane and I’d seriously hurt someone for Chuckles.

  • creamofflicka

    If there was Pink Lemonade Jolly Rancher Square Lollipop involved,… I can understand her rage. A Pink Lemonade Jolly Rancher Lollipop is some tasty fuckin’ stuff.

  • wastintime

    I live in Ohio, so I can easily explain. Bordm. And the rampant drug use? You try being a Bengals fan and see if you don’t end up a junky.

  • captaingrumpy

    The first amendment allows them to bear “jolly Ranchers”.
    They won’t have any teeth left though.