According to Manatee County Police, 38-year-old Katina Jane Collins did just that earlier this week.
The arresting officer was presumably just hanging out in his patrol car Tuesday afternoon when the following message flashed across his MDT:
“A woman with long braids and red pants was on a street kicking people in genitals and running around kicking a man.”
No word on whether she was giggling as she did so.
The officer spotted a female who matched the description, Collins, and asked her to walk towards him, police say.
Collins first walked, then ran away from the deputy — but then stopped dead in her tracks, turned to the left and popped the pursuing deputy in the face with a closed fist, knocking his sunglasses off.
The deputy was able to restrain and handcuff Collins.
According to jail records, just 12 days prior, Collins had been booked for battery on a police officer, fire-fighter or EMT.
Kinda reminds me of Paula Wolf — we reported on her back in April of 2010. She was accused of shooting random pedestrians with blow darts because she like to hear people say “ouch.” Still makes me lol…