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Woman Accused Of Kicking Random Pedestrians In The Babymaker

February 1, 2013 at 12:07 pm by Jaded

Bradenton, FL — Ever have one of those days where you just feel like running around kicking members of the general public in the genitals? Don’t lie…. I know it’s not just me.

According to Manatee County Police, 38-year-old Katina Jane Collins did just that earlier this week.

The arresting officer was presumably just hanging out in his patrol car Tuesday afternoon when the following message flashed across his MDT:

“A woman with long braids and red pants was on a street kicking people in genitals and running around kicking a man.”

No word on whether she was giggling as she did so.

The officer spotted a female who matched the description, Collins, and asked her to walk towards him, police say.

Collins first walked, then ran away from the deputy — but then stopped dead in her tracks, turned to the left and popped the pursuing deputy in the face with a closed fist, knocking his sunglasses off.

The deputy was able to restrain and handcuff Collins.

According to jail records, just 12 days prior, Collins had been booked for battery on a police officer, fire-fighter or EMT.

Kinda reminds me of Paula Wolf — we reported on her back in April of 2010. She was accused of shooting random pedestrians with blow darts because she like to hear people say “ouch.” Still makes me lol…

Tags: Assault, Bradenton, Florida, genitals, Katina Jane Collins

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Sam

Red pants? Yeah, i’ve been known to want to kick people in the genitals, too, when i’m on the rag.
Buffettgirl

What? This isn’t normal? I’d better be more careful from now on… except when I go to Florida that is.
http://www.facebook.com/mattie.genaux Mattie Genaux

Ah. Kudos to her. She just finally had the balls to do what we’ve all envisioned doing lol.
http://www.facebook.com/mattie.genaux Mattie Genaux

Oh does she remind anyone else of the predator?? Just slightly happier.
Evan Oswald

denard robinson’s mother finally snapped, huh?
LeaveMeBe

For some reason, I can’t quit giggling over the title. Good job, Jaded. You’ve upended my giggle box. <3
http://www.facebook.com/denise.madej Denise Madej

I clicked on the article bc it made me laugh.. but to find out it’s in the town I currently reside in, makes it absolutely hilarious!!!! Since, you really only have the options of the bar or beach here… she was just looking for another past time….
Wolf_of_Mars

Guess there really is a reason why so many men wear boots with the pointy toes & metal tips… Retaliation/Self-Defense!
alphatroll

“No word on whether she was giggling…” Thank you, Jaded. Now I’M giggling.
18th40

YOUR WHAT ??
alphatroll

Thanks to you, I’m now re-imagining the entire Predator II movie as a slapstick festival of crotch-kicking. The old lady on the subway is cracking me up.
SayAunt

She out to team up with Charles Ross, the guy that goes around Florida giving people wedgies.
daMonBrooks

Did Jaded just get laid?
Zazen

You know, what she’s doing is actually a great public service, if only she kicks hard enough. Culling the breeding population in Florida is something we’ve been talking about for years.
Buffettgirl

Secret happy place where all is well with the world?
18th40

Oh, alright. For a second there I thought she’d picked up some clown kit for perverts.
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

If only….
LeaveMeBe

Giggle box. You know, that place in your tummy that when you get tickled over something it kinda does a flip-flop and you can’t quit giggling no matter what. It can get you into trouble at the most inappropriate times. What did you think I meant?
LeaveMeBe

How the heck should I know? Bunch a perverts. O_o
18th40

Can’t say this surprised me.
18th40

Quit kicking people.
18th40

That you should either be the worlds greatest kindergarten teacher or on a registry of some sort.
Buffettgirl

Well that too…
Buffettgirl

Is it wrong that my late pussy had a giant purr-box?
18th40

I have no idea what that means, and yet strangely, I like it.
Buffettgirl

I once had an enormous orange tabby cat that had a jet engine powering his purrs… He wasn’t too smart, my IQ, but all you had to do was look at him and he’d purr happily for hours. And yes, his name was IQ – I had to give him one since he didn’t come with one.
Suzy Sears

A rasta granny hot damn ! Rofl
http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

Can’t. I like hearing people say ouch.
LeaveMeBe

I’ll go with be on a registry of some sort.
LeaveMeBe

So you know EXACTLY what I meant.
And no. Giant purr boxes are awesome.
LeaveMeBe

There are lots of aggressive females around here, aren’t there?
http://www.facebook.com/mattie.genaux Mattie Genaux

I will now have to re watch that movie tonight. A classic super awesome movie of my childhood now turned into a freaky comedy! lol
18th40

That is now officially my favorite pet name of all time, that is brilliant.

“His name was IQ – I had to give him one since he didn’t come with one”

I think I once worked for your cat, he was disguised in a man costume.
18th40

I bet you will yes.
18th40

Understood.
18th40

Hmmm, how to answer that without inviting a prompt demonstration…….
Suzy Sears

No my fav pet name is still “stain” rofl
Buffettgirl

I currently have two more with kinda great names – Joie – short for Johannesburg (where I lived as a preteen) she’s a tuxedo cat and her black to white ratio is about that of the population of Jo’burg in the early 80′s. The other one is also female, almost pure white with a serious kill instinct, her name is Stalin. (We call her Stali) I think I might be a tad irreverent, but I could be mistaken too…
JohnQknowitall

Maybe she wanted to be on America’s Funniest Video. Idiots seem to think that kicking guys in the nuts is funny. This will be hysterical to the same idiots who think genital pain is funny.

All I can say is what a bitch and I hope she gets what she give.
daMonBrooks

Me a pervert? I’m not the one having strange internet womens upend my “box”
LeaveMeBe

When you put it that way it does sound like I’m the one with an issue.
brandi

extremely fitting, with all these name ideas, i’m rethinking my dogs name…
LeaveMeBe

She was kicking people in the babymakers. You do realize that women have babymakers, too, right? And when we get kicked there it hurts. Way to make it all about guys and their nuts.
Wildheart

>It can get you into trouble at the most inappropriate times.
Like in the middle of a very solemn wedding ceremony….been there.
Wildheart

How could she not? I would be….
brandi

box of giggles….giggle box
Tundratot

I’m convinced she’s one of us. Probably just read one story too many.
newstarshipsmell

What I take away from this story is that we have a sad lack of quality crotch-kicking video games available for people like Katina. If she’d been able to indulge herself in her fantasy from the safety and comfort of her couch, she’d never have been forced to impinge upon others’ right to the pursuit of happiness, in order to chase after her own.
LuvsHorror

I gave mine an Indian name…Pukes On Floor.
Heather_Habilatory

*drums her fingers on the desk*
Heather_Habilatory

You know, there are plenty of people who don’t mind a little pain and will gladly say ouch for you. Just gotta find them and pick a safety word. It isn’t that difficult!
Heather_Habilatory

OOOOH, I just read this story is in Florida. EVERY Demonite needs to be accounted for.
JohnQknowitall

Of course it is, as is everything important, about a guy, his junk and his pain.
LeaveMeBe

Funerals are the worst. Oy vey!
LeaveMeBe

I think you’re onto something, Sherlock.
LeaveMeBe

*kicks you in the nuts*
LeaveMeBe

One of my daughter’s nicknames when she was younger was Iwanu.
18th40

Even more embarrassing if it’s yours.
JohnQknowitall

In a soft pained squeaky voice: ouch.
Kasie K

WHOOPEE?
glitterpuss

Oh Florida, you never disappoint…
LeaveMeBe

I hate it when that happens. That and the farts you just can’t hold in. *smh*
kimbev69

One of my biggest fears is ending up on here, i have seriously looked in the mirror and said “hmmm would this be a good mugshot pic? Should i smile?!”
JGo555

There’s a parrot’s nest on her head.
starlett

Lmao ….. I was thinking the same thing
http://www.facebook.com/david.busi.33 David Busi

Ok – tie her between two poles standing spread eagle and let every man she kicked take a full hard whack with say a cricket batt – as hard as they can do it – right between her legs at her lady parts – give her five minutes between whacks. When it is done let her go. If she does it again – then ten whacks from each victim. Sooner or later they will wipe that stupid smirk off of her ugly face.