Scottsdale, AZ — Jason London, the actor best known for his role as Randall “Pink” Floyd in DAZED AND CONFUSED, was arrested after getting his ass kicked by some bouncers at an Arizona club, and produced one of the most hilarious celebrity mugshots I have seen since Nick Nolte’s. He also allegedly shit his pants on purpose, but we’ll get to that in a second.
The 40-year-old was with his wife at the Martini Ranch nightclub in Scottsdale, Arizona when he reportedly sneezed on a bouncer. When the bouncer asked for an apology, London punched the man in the face.
This led to London being ejected from the club and getting his face rearranged in the process. When police arrived, London became even more belligerent and shoved one of the paramedics who had arrived to treat him.
London then had some choice words for the police when they arrested him for disorderly conduct and assault. “Guess what faggot? I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard,” London reportedly yelled at the officers. “I’m rich and I’m a motherfucking famous actor. Fucking look me up, bitch.”
The police report also states that while in the back of the squad car, Jason leaned to the left and crapped his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as shit.”
The cops say they spoke with London’s wife the next day and she admitted that her husband can be “an asshole when he drinks” and that he told her that he doesn’t remember anything. But he must have remembered some of it because he took to Twitter, stating everything you just read is a “total fucking lie.” He claims that he was jumped by three 250 pound bouncers because some guy got jealous.
“I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see,” London said on his Twitter account. “Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona.”
And here I thought Jason was the good London. His brother, Jeremy, has been in the news a bit over the last few years. In 2010, Jeremy claimed he was kidnapped and forced to smoke drugs at gunpoint. No one believed him until 2011, when a man was arrested and found guilty of false imprisonment. Yesterday a judge threw out a misdemeanor assault case against Jeremy after he completed 20 anger management sessions.Tags: alcohol, Arizona, Assault, Celebrity, Crime, defecation, Jason London