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Jason London Is Dazed And Confused, Allegedly Shit Himself Inside Cop Car

January 30, 2013 at 2:22 pm by  

Jason London Is Dazed And Confused, Allegedly Shit Himself Inside Cop CarScottsdale, AZ – Jason London, the actor best known for his role as Randall “Pink” Floyd in DAZED AND CONFUSED, was arrested after getting his ass kicked by some bouncers at an Arizona club, and produced one of the most hilarious celebrity mugshots I have seen since Nick Nolte’s. He also allegedly shit his pants on purpose, but we’ll get to that in a second.

The 40-year-old was with his wife at the Martini Ranch nightclub in Scottsdale, Arizona when he reportedly sneezed on a bouncer. When the bouncer asked for an apology, London punched the man in the face.

This led to London being ejected from the club and getting his face rearranged in the process. When police arrived, London became even more belligerent and shoved one of the paramedics who had arrived to treat him.

London then had some choice words for the police when they arrested him for disorderly conduct and assault. “Guess what faggot? I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard,” London reportedly yelled at the officers. “I’m rich and I’m a motherfucking famous actor. Fucking look me up, bitch.”

The police report also states that while in the back of the squad car, Jason leaned to the left and crapped his pants. Jason then said, “I told you I’m happy as shit.”

The cops say they spoke with London’s wife the next day and she admitted that her husband can be “an asshole when he drinks” and that he told her that he doesn’t remember anything. But he must have remembered some of it because he took to Twitter, stating everything you just read is a “total fucking lie.” He claims that he was jumped by three 250 pound bouncers because some guy got jealous.

“I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see,” London said on his Twitter account. “Some guy thought I was hitting on his girl and had me jumped. My wife was in the next room, had no idea what even happened. I hate Arizona.”

And here I thought Jason was the good London. His brother, Jeremy, has been in the news a bit over the last few years. In 2010, Jeremy claimed he was kidnapped and forced to smoke drugs at gunpoint. No one believed him until 2011, when a man was arrested and found guilty of false imprisonment. Yesterday a judge threw out a misdemeanor assault case against Jeremy after he completed 20 anger management sessions.

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    • CT

      Wow, I used to think this guy was the shit, now he just shits his pants. So sad, so sad.

    • tkaz

      I didn’t even know Martini Ranch was still around…shows how often I’m in the club scene. :P I’ll do my best not to get arrested so I don’t have to sit in Jason London’s poop.

    • Califboy

      And here I thought he had shit for brains when all along he has shit in his pants.
      That will look good on his call sheet for the next movie.
      No no Mr Big Movie producer, I can shit when called upon to, fuck them fake tears, I’ll shit my pants for ya!!!

    • Sam

      I note most of the movies he is involved with on imdb are of the superhero variety, which may have played a part in his god-complex. I never realised pooping on demand was a superpower though.

    • Sam

      Well, the powers of hair & make up never cease to amaze me. That, and the power of too much alcohol…

    • creamofflicka

      Randall Stink Floyd had got to do what he wants to do,….

    • twnakita

      Fuck, I had the hugest crush on that kid. Dammit, there you go disappointing me and ruining my childhood.

    • Califboy

      You can still have your crush, just hold you nose at the same time…

    • Suzy Sears

      Boy ain’t their Mama proud?!

    • KKef

      All I can think of is “who cleaned the shit off his ass and from around his balls?” What’s wrong with me?

    • KKef

      And how? Surely they wouldn’t un cuff someone and trust them to “handle” their shit. Right?

    • Abroad

      This is what high-pressure hoses were created for.

    • Buffettgirl

      “Wonder Twins activate… Form of excrement, shape of dookie”

    • daMonBrooks

      If i were worth a cool 500 thousand dollars, I’d act like I owned the world too. I mean, hes half a fucking millionaire, give the man the respect he deserves.

      (Dear MR. London, you cant rule the world with poopy pants)

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

      The sad fact is his twin brother Jeremy is the bigger fuck up.

    • Lena60

      Ego much?…dufuss

    • OutOfBubbleGum

      Some expensive restuarants like to hang pictures of famous actors who have visited them. Other restuarants, like Martini Ranch nightclub, may perfer to hang this instead:

    • LuvsHorror

      Never heard of him…

    • Wolf_of_Mars

      Some actors are simple cum-stains, this one’s a shit-stain.

    • newstarshipsmell

      He didn’t shit himself… that’s a total fucking lie. A really shitty one.

    • newstarshipsmell

      There was a FP story on here not long ago where some dumbass purposely crapped their pants thinking the cops would jus let him go rather than deal with him. They locked him up without cleaning him up. Maybe these cops did the same and let him stew in it overnight. I sure hope so, anyways.

    • LeaveMeBe

      How many fists did he hit with his face to prove to them that he owned them?

    • CT

      See, you were worried for nothing that there would be no jokes left.

    • JohnQknowitall

      Screaming you are a celebrity never works – even stupid drunks should know that, but what is worse is when stupid drunks don’t know to shut the fuck up when you sober up.

    • JohnQknowitall

      Ronald Reagan did.

    • nomorepolitix

      Re: the down-votes. Whaat? Too soon?

    • nomorepolitix

      But he’s totally famous! ;-)

    • JohnQknowitall

      LOL I live for them!

    • http://twitter.com/DeirdreMKennedy DMGK

      I had such a well, I found him attractive. Huge hands, bonus!!! But this is Nick Stahl sad. :-(

    • newstarshipsmell

      I cheated and logged in from school on my phone. I had to install Firefox because Dolphin is totally lame and kept abruptly closing, as well as not letting me enter text through Disqus.

    • LeaveMeBe

      Techno nerd.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anna-Hall-Grillot/100000054600337 Anna Hall Grillot

      God, I miss Reagan.

    • JohnQknowitall

      Why? Are there no more dementia patients who can deliver a straight line written by his unelected friends and is married to a woman so skewed that she hires psychics whose “predictions” will guide the public policy of 300+ million people and who does not live in the 3rd world? Then I think you might just have the next Republican candidate for president so long as he is wealthy enough to snowball the “welfare states” which take and take and pay less into the general fund than they take since they don’t have the sense to properly educate their children.

    • osteenq

      I just read his entire list of credits on IMDb and I still have no fucking clue who this douchebag is.

    • newstarshipsmell

      ROFL

    • alphatroll

      I miss the Reagan jokes.

    • Wildheart

      “Fucking look me up, bitch” is gonna be my new tag line.

    • Cory

      Reagan Smashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Reagan Smashhhhhhhhhhhh Reagan Sleepy zzzzzzzzzzzz I love family guy lol

    • JGo555

      He’s “famous” or was?

      Celebrity Fat Club, here’s one!

      I like how he thinks there’s someone reading his Tweets.

    • LeaveMeBe

      IKR? We can all use it in our Girl Gang as our motto.

    • JohnQknowitall

      Seth is that you?

    • Cory

      I wish, The last thing I would be doing is trolling the demon If I were Seth maybe Rogan I’m about as dull as he is haha

    • MRogers

      Have you ever seen Dazed and Confused? He was Randall “Pink” Floyd

    • http://www.facebook.com/That.Girl.Has.Tattoos Savage Von Drachenberg

      This guy is awesome. I thought I was badass for throwing up in the back of a squad car, but SHITTING YOUR PANTS. Lets get this fucker a medal. This was awesome, he shouldn’t even try and pretend he didn’t do it. This is the best arrest story I have ever heard in my life.

    • osteenq

      Never saw it.

    • G.I.R.L.

      If you have tell others to look you up, 9/10 you’re not as “famous” as you think you are. How did i miss this one?

    • http://www.facebook.com/Leashaness Alicia Lynee’

      Hilarious he thinks he’s extremely important yet myself and everyone I know have NEVER heard of him. His actions are just more proof that Snotsdale sucks balls, as well as the people in it (except David Spade).