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Woman Accused Of Choking Blanket Hog

January 24, 2013 at 7:22 pm by  

Tina Berryhill RuckerMyrtle Beach, SC — Police in South Carolina say they have arrested a woman for choking an alleged blanket hog.

While I don’t see a problem with that, really, the law doesn’t allow for those sort of shenanigans and the suspect, 42-year-old Tina Berryhill Rucker, was arrested.

According to the victim, Rucker got all choky and shit after he attempted to employ the “tuck and roll” maneuver so popular with blanket hogs.

He said Rucker “jumped on top of him and began to choke him.”

Signs of a struggle were apparently evident on the man’s neck – police say it appeared as if he had been choked. He was also sporting a few bloody scratches from Rucker’s fingernails.

Rucker, who police say was intoxicated and uncooperative at the time of her arrest, presumably due to the fact that she was friggin’ cold and tired, was booked into jail and charged with criminal domestic violence.

Personally, I think she went rather easy on him, considering… steal my covers and not only will I choke you into unconsciousness, I will cut you. Not with a knife, though, because that’s just too messy. I’m talking paper cuts, hundreds of ’em.

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