On Monday, a Florida man went to investigate noises he heard on his roof and discovered a naked Bruni running around on top of his house. Bruni jumped from the roof, partially landing on the man, and then ran inside the man’s home.
According to the reports, Bruni grabbed a 72-inch television off a wall and smashed it on the ground before emptying the contents of a wet-dry vac. As Bruni was eating the contents of the vacuum off the floor, the homeowner’s wife retrieved a .38 revolver and fired three shots at Bruni, missing him.
Undeterred by the gunfire, Bruni fell to the ground and masturbated before running into another room and began rubbing his face into any articles of clothing he found. The homeowner retrieved a shotgun and aimed it Bruni, instructing him to lay down.
Two deputies arrived and entered the home, discovering Bruni had taken a shit outside the home’s front door as well as inside the home’s hallway. They ended up using a Taser on Bruni, who they found in the home flailing around on the ground and talking, but not making any sense.
Bruni was taken to the hospital, but doctors couldn’t immediately tell police what drugs he was on until they conducted further tests. Bruni has been charged with two counts of criminal mischief, battery, occupied burglary, resisting without violence, and knowing how to party.Tags: 911, Burglary, Crime, Drugs, Florida, Gregory Matthew Bruni, masturbate