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P. Simon JamrozikUpper Darby, PA — An Upper Darby man is behind bars for allegedly luring a 12-year-old boy into his home and tickling the child’s feet. Among other weird stuff…

According to police, the boy was walking home from school Monday, when the alleged tickler, 63-year-old P. “Pat” Simon Jamrozik, told the boy to go inside the home he shared with his sister.

Once inside the home, Jamrozik reportedly demanded the boy remove his socks and shoes and lay on the couch. He then sprayed the boy’s feet with some sort of anti-fungal crap and started in with the rubbin’ and the tickling. This, police say, was done as Jamrozik massaged his own package.

After he’d had his fill of that nasty business, Jamrozik directed the boy to lay down on the kitchen table and lift his shirt so he could perform an ear, nose and throat exam.

“He started feeling the boy’s back, chest and stomach with his hand and used a stethoscope to listen to his heart,” reported Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. “Jamrozik refused to give the boy back his shoes unless he promised to come back with his friends to examine their bodies and would pay $20 or $30 each time they came.”

After spending nearly an hour in Jamrozik’s home, the boy was allowed to leave. He told his father of the alleged incident and police were called.

A search of Jamrozik’s home revealed several photos of other young boys displaying their feet, some of whom police recognized. The boys, not the feet.

“It’s predatory in nature,” Chitwood said. “This guy is sick. I mean, obviously he has some type of fetish with these young boys, and my concern is how much further this has gone, and are there any more victims out there that we should be talking to.”

Authorities also found a duffle bag with medical examination tools, rope, a dog collar and lubrication. And, for my sake, let’s hope that having those particular items in one general location is not against the law.

Police found some pornography in the clothes dryer, too, but didn’t specify what kind.

Jamrozik, unable to post 10 percent of his $75,000 bail, remains behind bars. He is facing a list of charges including luring a child, indecent assault, corruption of the morals of a minor, making terroristic threats and unlawful restraint.

Boy feet are icky. Just sayin.

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  • Reiko Kanaki

    I’ll never look at my uncles the same way ever again.

  • Zazen

    Authorities also found a duffle bag with medical examination tools, rope, a dog collar and lubrication. And, for my sake, let’s hope that having those particular items in one general location is not against the law.

    As long as you’re not keeping it in your van, I think you’re safe Jaded. >.>

  • Zazen

    But additionally, what in the actual fuck? I have two nephews–one is 12 and one is 7. I go out of my way to avoid their stank ass boy feet. The younger one somehow managed to cut one of his toes this morning and I was like, ‘…Go get Grandma.’

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    As long as you’re not keeping it in your van, I think you’re safe Jaded. >.>

    Crap.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    I’ll never look at toast with jam the same way again.

  • guillotinegirl

    What kind of weirdo keeps their pornography in the clothes dryer?!

  • Sam

    I’m imagining magazines that got saturated with some sort of liquid?

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Maybe he just wants it to feel warm, like a human, the next time it’s used?

  • Sam

    So normally he charges 20 to 30 dollars for this service? You just can’t please some people, even when you give them something for free.

  • Whatevn

    its 4 in the morning and, it took my brain a few moments to process what you meant.
    And when i figured it out, I damned you for the visual that popped in my head.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    He doesn’t charge, he pays little boys $20/30 for each visit. Personally I think it’s the boys parents that should be paying- after all he is carrying out an important service of getting their smelly feet all clean.

  • Abroad

    Hence the use of anti-fungal squirty stuff?

  • Sam

    My littlest one loves biscuits called Jammy Dodgers – biscuits with a jam centre. Only he calls them Jammy Codgers. Now, thanks to you, i’ll forever be thinking of this guy when he says it.

  • newstarshipsmell

    The sort of weirdo who doesn’t bother to use the dryer for its intended purpose?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Don’t crap in your van, that’s gross.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Merl-Allen/695715159 Merl Allen

    He sounds like a normal right winger to me.

  • JGo555

    Good. I hope that the perv stuck to boy feet.

  • FrikkenFrak

    One that never washes his clothes… Ugh, filthy bugger.

  • tkaz

    Why was his porn in the dryer? Was it wet?

  • FrikkenFrak

    Promise me you’ll never use”Fungal” and “squirty” together in the same sentence again.

  • Suzy Sears

    I got a question. If he was offering.to pay these kids 20 to 30$ each, how come he can’t.pay his bail ? I’m guessing its around 750$. Either.he had zero intention of paying or he’s keeping his stash till he gets out. Also why wasn’t he charged with solicitation?

  • newstarshipsmell

    His bail would’ve been around $7,500, not $750. Anyways, he tried to pay it, but the court was unwilling to accept his handwritten coupons for free foot massages in lieu of cash.

  • Minerva

    Another story, you got to be freakin kidding me, we ARE the new FL…

  • JohnQknowitall

    Somebody who wants to hide what he is into just like a drug addict hides his drugs.

  • Suzy Sears

    Lol coupooooons

  • newstarshipsmell

    Seven FP articles vs. Florida’s 500+? You’ve got a lot of catching up to do if you want to claim that title.

  • http://www.facebook.com/timothymatthewmurphy brain_bomb

    He’s 63, of course there are others! Apparently the others felt that $20/$30 was a fair price though.

  • GGMon

    Sorry but did these parents not teach their kids to NEVER go into a strangers home? I know kids are stupid but I would hope they wouldn’t be this silly. Makes me wonder if he knew any of his victims.

  • LeaveMeBe

    IKR? That grossed me out worse than anything in the story.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Maybe he doesn’t understand the term fluffer?

  • G.I.R.L.

    The boy should’ve known better. They say modern kids are more aware than ever but they also seem to be more gullible and stupid than ever as well. Of course, that isn’t to take away from this man’s sick, perverted, infatuation with young boys feet. I mean, come on, there are plenty of legal feet enthusiast for you to get your rocks off on.

  • G.I.R.L.

    Off subject, but your avatar rings a bell that I’m not hearing for some reason.

  • G.I.R.L.

    That’s easy money, I should set up an appointment.

  • G.I.R.L.

    I’m sure he’ll be sufficient with you wearing a paper bag over your head; it’s your feet he wants.

  • Athena

    Yeah, this boy’s parents need to have an extensive conversation with him as to what the appropriate response to this kind of situation is. He should definitely know by 12, but so long as they’re breathing, it’s never too late to teach them.

    That said, I don’t think kids today are any more or less aware or stupid, necessarily. They are more sheltered, however, and aren’t generally given the same opportunities to develop judgment that we were. If people never let their kids play unsupervised, they probably aren’t having the important conversations, either.

  • xoodloverx

    I was wondering the same thing

  • Buffettgirl

    Right? At the age of TWELVE this kid didn’t know any better? WTF? Was he previously home schooled or maybe Amish? How do you NOT know in this day and age not to engage with strangers or even just the creepy strange guy in the neighborhood? NOT that I blame the kid mind you, it just amazed me to read that part.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    He’s had that porn in the dryer for days but it still doesn’t get any hotter.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Why can’t I get a complete strangler to look at my feet? Nope, for me, it’s always some space aliens giving me anal probe.

  • come_and_see

    Why doesn’t a random girl ask me into her house and tickle my feet?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    They don’t carry the fungus spray?

  • creamofflicka

    I tried to type something disgusting and funny,….but this guy really just makes me want to set fire to a trailer park and his ugly dick broom mustache.

    … and i’m reminded to take my kids around the neighborhood and point out all the perv’s houses from the sexual predator map.

  • mielaeh

    Its from Courage the Cowardly dog. The guy who says Naughty. :D

  • Buffettgirl

    Really? I just missed the political affiliation part of this story? That’s a pretty broad brush you’re using there Merl. Judging by your comment, those of us that might lean right are all pervy, child molesting, foot fetish freaks?

    Maybe politics should be left out of conversations with no political leaning? Just a thought so that you don’t make yourself look any more cretinous than you do now…

  • come_and_see

    He wants it warm and wet when he’s ready.

  • Abroad

    Sorry, cannot possibly make such a promise. Wouldn’t want to limit my future options…..

  • jacknasty

    he’s a perv for sure, but come on 12 years old is a bit old to be falling for that kind of thing don’t you think? I’m pretty sure I knew by 6 not to go in a strangers house and by 12 I already knew what sex was, what molestation was and how to spot a creeper.

  • cminus

    Police found some pornography in the clothes dryer, too, but didn’t specify what kind.

    I’m guessing a Kenmore 6.0 cu. ft. gas dryer, but I’m not sure why it would be relevant to the story.

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL

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