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Strippers Cited In Fight Over Dollar Bill

January 19, 2013 at 2:25 am by  

monopoly-stripperJuneau, WI — Patrons at Silk Exotic Juneau Gentleman’s Club were treated to quite a show this week, after a couple of strippers got into a knock-down, drag-out fight over a single dollar bill.

Deputies responded to the club at about 9:30 Thursday night for a call about a fight. Upon their arrival, they learned that two of the dancers, ages 19 and 23, had gotten into a cat fight on stage over a dollar bill.

Seems a patron had attempted to give the bill to one of the dancers, but the other had a shit fit because she felt that she had earned that dollar.

Police say both women fell to the floor, punching and slapping each other. Giggity? It has also been reported that hair was pulled. Which, in reality, deserves a fork to the neck.

The fight was eventually broken up by customers and other dancers. I say ‘eventually’ because you know they let that shit roll for a minute.

Neither of the women required immediate medical attention, though one of them is preggers, and both were cited for disorderly conduct, which carries a $250 fine.

No word on which one got to keep the dollar.

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  • LeaveMeBe

    I’d do a lot of things for a dollar but roll around half naked with a bunch of men watching isn’t one of them. Well, not anymore.

  • guillotinegirl

    Well, for the lucky one, that fine will be a mere $249.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    I’ve missed you. <3

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Jaded

    LIES!

  • Sam

    A half naked catfight for a dollar? BARGAIN! *scrolls back up to find name of stripclub, googles directions*

  • 18th40

    I’m pretty certain I should say something here..course I’m also pretty certain Custer thought, “meh, just a couple of Indians, what could go wrong”.

  • 18th40

    Yeah, don’t you just love it when DD has a feel good story like this.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Unless they tore it in half down the middle while fighting over it. In which case they’d each have nothing.
    http://www.moneyfactory.gov/uscurrency/damagedcurrency.html

  • newstarshipsmell

    One of the strippers is pregnant? And got into a physical fight, while pregnant, over a dollar bill? That unborn child has a bright future ahead of it…

  • 18th40

    So what are you getting at ?

  • techsupp0rt

    The next night, they had twice as many patrons.

  • techsupp0rt

    That she should have fought harder for that dollar, of course. That’s her child’s college fund!

  • Suzy Sears

    This made the news why? Fairly common event. Personally I ain’t rolling on the floor for less than a twenty lol

  • GGMon

    Wow, times must be tough to fight for that dollar bill

  • lespacino

    What do you expect- the “mother” in question is a stripper?

  • newstarshipsmell
  • LeaveMeBe

    Always err on the side of caution. Smart, 18th40.

  • JGo555

    I know that some jobs HAVE to be performed and what not but, PLEASE stay in school!

  • JohnQknowitall

    I would think that some of the men would have paid the fine in order to watch the fight in private.

  • http://www.facebook.com/sandtorie Andrea Travis

    This reminds me of when I went to a strip club for the first time. The stripper was at least 6 months pregnant, swore that she wasn’t, got in a fight with another stripper over a lap dance, won the fight, gave the lap dance and the guy stands up in the middle of the dance and yells at her because her baby kicked him in the middle of the lap dance…karma…good times

  • brandi

    was the dollar covered in gold and have God’s spit on it or something? i for one think the pregnant one should get the dollar, so she can save up to retire in the next 3-4 months….

  • Buffettgirl

    The first time my older brother went to one the apparently recently delivered stripper “accidentally” shot breast milk on his steak… Really? How is that an accident?

  • Buffettgirl

    Pregnant strippers – the future of America…

    They should have stopped when they realized it was entertaining the crowd and offered to continue if the patrons would pony up some more cash…

  • xoodloverx

    I never understood why people like to eat at strip clubs.

  • Buffettgirl

    I know, how is that even remotely sanitary?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I gave that bitch a dollar, bitches love dollars..

  • 18th40

    I doubt they’re marketing their sanitary standards.

  • Gee

    Fuck it times are rough back at the Trailer park rent has gone up. Bitches have to get where they can get it . LMAO

  • come_and_see

    You sure this wasn’t a recording of the next Jerry Springer show?

  • 18th40

    And smiley faces, bitches love those too.