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Ricardo Marquis DavisPalm Bay, FL – Police in Florida say a man bit off his girlfriend’s left thumb and spit it on the floor of his car after an argument earlier this week.

According to Palm Bay police spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez, hospital staff called police after the woman showed up for treatment Wednesday.

“The nurse advised (the victim) was treated for a severed left thumb, and that the woman continued to say “I can’t believe he bit my finger off,’” she said.

I have to wonder how many cuss words Ms. Martinez left out of the above statement. I’m guessing about fifteen…

The victim was gone by the time police arrived at the hospital, but they quickly located her and learned a confession had already been made.

Police say the woman’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, 35-year-old Ricardo Marquis Davis, admitted to biting the woman’s thumb clean off after the two argued.

“He was driving her to work, she works at a Taco Bell in Palm Bay,” Martinez said. “During the course of the drive down to work they got into a verbal argument, and she basically became upset. She kind of pushed his head, and he responded by biting (her thumb).”

“He bit it completely off,” she continued. “And spit it out on the floorboard.”

Doctors were unable to reattach the digit.

Davis is being held in the Brevard County Jail on aggravated battery charges. He is apparently being held in what is known as “the bubble,” a clear-walled cell that allows for constant supervision of inmates who deputies think may harm themselves and who have not yet been cleared by mental health staff.

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  • Eliza Berntsen

    That’s not what piggies in the blankets look like!

  • Tundratot

    He does bare a loose resemblance to Mike Tyson.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Gives a whole nother meaning to finger food.
    SHUT UP! Y’all know y’all were thinking it.

  • G.I.R.L.

    If I saw her making my taco I would puke; not because she now is one thumb short of a high five, but because her fingers were near his mouth. Gross!

  • Sam

    Talk about chopping off your nose to spite your face. Now how is she going to stimulate his prostate during their ‘special cuddles’?

  • Sam

    If only they would have thought ahead. She was already on her way to Taco Bell to work anyway – a bit of acting in the kitchen and a severed thumb ‘bit into’ when the boyfriend was having a burrito and kerching!

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’m giving this comment thumbs up.

  • newstarshipsmell

    She attacked him while he was driving a car? I’d say she should count herself blessed that all she lost was a thumb. Zero sympathy from me.

  • techsupp0rt

    You want to get in a physical altercation? Make the first move. After that, whatever happens is your own fool fault. Don’t want your fingers bitten off? Keep them to yourself.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Technically, if she only has one thumb, doesn’t this make her right thumb the only one she has left?

  • alphatroll

    How many thumbs up?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Both of mine, plus any more I can find lying around inside my car.

  • newstarshipsmell

    She didn’t lose her left thumb, it just came off. I hope she kept it – if she wants to up the ante, she can save it until her boyfriend gets out of jail, and then serve it up to him for dinner.

  • newstarshipsmell

    It would gross me out a little, too, if I saw her. An injury like that, it’s gonna stick out like a sore thumb.

  • newstarshipsmell

    But I hope she got to keep the car, since otherwise, well… she can only hitchhike in one direction, now.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    I bet it was finger lickin’ good.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Gurl, you’re on fire tonight!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Gurl? LMFAO! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! I’m dying over here! :D

  • Zazen

    One can only hope this signals the end of this relationship; if he’s going piecemeal like this, it’ll be a while before he gets his pound of flesh…

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    **Snicker!**
    Hey Tarsh, you ought to invite that one over for “burritos.”
    Hahahahahahaha!

  • JGo555

    At least she went to school already and knows that 5+5 = 10. She’d be screwed if she was a kid…

  • FrikkenFrak

    “man Confesses to Biting off Girlfriend’s Thumb”..

    The bloody digit hanging from his pie hole was a dead give away.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I for one am glad he is not gay. ;)

  • Centurion

    I just do not understand why SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT? Perhaps if he bit off the other thumb she would believe it?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Sweet, @Zahzen:disqus – LMB sure does enjoy unexpectedly looking at clowns.

  • newstarshipsmell

    ROFL

  • LeaveMeBe

    HA! Don’t try and get Zaz to fight your battles. Me and Zaz arelikethis. And you’ve desensitized me to clown pics. :P

  • newstarshipsmell

    Liar. I’ve only desensitized you to Pennywise pics.

  • Buffettgirl

    I found three on my floorboards you can use if you’d like… ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    He left her one thumb after all, she can still get the job done…

  • Gee

    I can see how that happen… I was just at your profile page on DD and it seems like Tarsh Puke clowns all over it. Not very nice LOL

  • Gee

    He must have one hell of a set of choppers…..

  • come_and_see

    How damn hard do you have to bite to bite somebodies thumb off!

  • LeaveMeBe

    WTF is up with my peeps calling me a liar? First Jaded, now you! I don’t lie. Except to soliciters and bill collectors. And roaming evangelists.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I was amazed when I learned that we humans could bite straight through one of our fingers and sever it cleanly just as we would a carrot. O.o

  • 18th40

    You should consider a new career as a spy, usually they’re the only ones that can lie that well, oh and politicians, but that’s redundant.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Yeah, but you’re easily amazed.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You’re right. In fact, I’ve been told it’s my only endearing quality.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Ugh! I would NEVER be a politician. And I would fail miserably as a spy. ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/jennifer.byars.1 Jennifer Byars

    All I can think is OmNomNomNom.
    I am a terrible person.

  • Whatevn

    Lady Fingers. Taste like Lady Fingers.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Artistica2011 Brittany Riptrayvonmartin Land

    lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll sorry