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Susan SundoSharpsburg, PA — Susan Sundo, 45, the former head of the Sharpsburg Recreation Committee, has been accused of having a six month long affair with a friend of her 15-year-old son.

Sundo’s illicit activities came to a screeching halt when her husband found out about the affair and went to the home of the teen to confront him and his parents. That’s when he learned that his wife and the teen had been meeting for sex for six months.

The boy told him he’ had sex with his wife over a dozen times, and that these encounters took place in her SUV and in her home’s attic or basement during sleepovers with Sundo’s son.

After getting all the details he needed, including a bunch of texts his wife had sent to the teen, Sundo’s husband performed an impressive cock-block against other teenage boys in the Sharpsburg area by reporting his wife to police. When police questioned the teen he admitted to the affair with Sundo, claiming Sundo would send him numerous texts encouraging him to meet her for sex.

Sundo, the mother of three boys ages 6 to 15, was arrested and charged with corruption of minors, statutory sexual assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and unlawful contact with a minor. She was released from jail after posting a $20,000 bond and ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation. She was also let go from her position as head of the Sharpsburg recreation board.

Yesterday, District Justice Elissa Lang issued a no-contact order for Susan Sundo, barring her from contacting the teen or his family. She is due back in court in March.

Sundo’s attorney, David Shrager, said his client has never been in trouble with the law before and that that her reputation has been wrongly tarnished. “She’s a very ordinary, everyday housewife,” he said. “She’s very distraught with these circumstances. The families were all very close prior to this. Her children were very good friends. It’s upsetting.”

Investigators are also looking into whether Sundo was having inappropriate relationships with other minors she was talking to on her cellphone.

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  • daMonBrooks

    Investigators are also looking into whether Sundo was having inappropriate relationships with other minors she was talking to on her cellphone.

    Of course she was, when horny meets position of authority, humping will commence.

    I feel crummy for the husband, If my non-existent wife was banging other dudes, I would at least hope its a dude with tons of cash and a cool car, Not a boy who is probably still playing lego star wars.

  • CT

    Gives a whole new meaning to youth recreation center. Bow chicka bow wow.

  • newstarshipsmell

    “She’s a very ordinary, everyday housewife,” he said.

    Where were these ordinary, everyday housewives when I was 15? (That’s rhetorical, Morbid, don’t answer it.)

  • CT

    Good point. I am in the similar age grouping as this chick and I have no plans to downgrade.

  • CT

    Of course she is distraught – she got caught!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    You know me so well.

  • come_and_see

    He said he was 18!!!

  • newstarshipsmell
  • 18th40

    Work with that, you’ve got a song in there somewhere.

  • 18th40

    Maybe she kept them on.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Younger me: That’s hot (pictures self in various scenarios with cougars)
    Me now: That poor husband must be humiliated beyond belief (pictures self in various scenarios with cougars).

  • newstarshipsmell

    Or he was 15.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    They were out fucking better looking young dudes. You should really tell Everyone not to answer this.

  • brandi

    It wasn’t her face he liked….

  • newstarshipsmell

    And block an opening for you to take a cheap shot at me? Why would I do that?

  • GGMon

    I was reading about Milfs this morning and I wonder why most of them can’t look like this: http://celebslists.com/images/charytin-01.jpg
    Did I mention she was 63 (and Dominican :D?)

  • creamofflicka

    A cock block story always breaks my heart a little.

  • GGMon

    Lol. I’m not sure if “poor boy” is the right way to describe him. You’re a fifteen year old male and you have a mature, older lady coming after your dick, of course you’d be silly to resist. You know what kind of respect you get around for that?

  • 18th40

    But then that’s the obvious answer, I was playing for subtlety there.

  • Sam

    “She’s very distraught with these circumstances. The families were all
    very close prior to this. Her children were very good friends. It’s
    upsetting.”
    Jaysus woman, it’s not like you accidentally knocked down their mailbox or something, you fucked their son. Of course that was going to make for some anger and resentment. To me it sounds like Sando just can’t figure out why everybody is making such a big deal of things and that once the dust has settled a bit everybody should be able to hang out again as before. Puddled woman.

  • 18th40

    He’s probably looking for a hole to crawl into….or maybe he wasn’t, who knows.

  • Buffettgirl

    Does this count as him earning his silver wings???

  • Eliza Berntsen

    You see, had she shagged an 18-year old- who are just as horny- none of this would have happened and she would still be a cougar.

  • creamofflicka

    eh,.. seems she may have just been unhappy. 3 kids and a hubby for all that time?? I would think if she’d be playin’ hide the sausage with out hubby for all that time, she’d have been busted a while ago. However, as much as I appreciate how a teenagers look, sleeping with JR’s best buddy is just low class.

    And teen stud was just depriving himself of quality teen poon while hanging it in Mrs Robinson. (lol,.. been trying to work out how to use “poon” on screen since this morning :P coo coo ca freakin’ choo)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    Man, those bitches have no shame…..her SON’S friend. Even if the kid was legal that just a wtf period. This is like a triple wtf.

  • creamofflicka

    I’d hit that!

  • 18th40

    Huh ??? What ?? Well what the hell was it then ?

  • CT

    Sounds to me like he already found a large gaping hole.

  • daMonBrooks

    I find the plane Jane teenage banger more attractive then whomever this person is. While she has decent features I suppose, she totally looks fake, and that’s just not my thing. Nice cans though :)

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XA4RDSRSUX3XRSCPRR7XNGSPUQ Joshua

    dirty ho

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    None of these shots are cheap, costs a bit of my soul each time.

  • daMonBrooks

    I have a buddy that is really REALLY into that. I know we don’t pick our fetishes, though that’s something I’ll never understand.

    On occasion he’ll text me a picture of some porn starlet that he’s into, and it always looks like some sort of vaginal medical trainwreck that I don’t want to be anywhere around.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “… accidentally knocked down their mailbox or something …”

    ’cause if she did anything like this, her bond would be a 1,000 times higher.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “… encounters took place in her SUV …”

    Is SUV an abbreviation for ‘Sex with Underage Victims?’

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Do her sun glasses work like the Terminator’s where a green message displays ‘Illegal sex’?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Or this:

  • 18th40

    You packed a lot of imagery into that comment Damon, well done, I feel queasy now and slightly dirty, outstanding work.

  • 18th40

    How much do you owe now ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Why were you reading about MILFs? hmmmm.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “Sundo, the mother of three boys ages 6 to 15 .. ”

    Having four men in her life, perhaps, she had greater inspirations than just ‘SEX.’ Perhaps, her greater calling was to teach every teenage male that the toilet seat goes down, TOO!!; even if she has to privately teach each one, one at a time. Why else would she work as a ‘Youth Center Director?’

  • newstarshipsmell

    I know, right? I can think of plenty of women I wanted to bone when I was a teen – none of them were my friends’ mothers.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “families were all very close prior to this.”

    Fourteen years ago, when the victim was one, no one thought anything was wrong when she changed his diaper and said “I change your diapers now. You change mine in the future.”

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    :-)

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    …possibly red ones, too.

  • brandi

    pussy

  • brandi

    “normal, everyday house wife” what the fuck am i doing then?

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    … Usually my friend’s older sisters. But their mothers?!?! Hell to the power of NO!

  • Buffettgirl

    Nice!

    I just wonder what the hell is wrong with all of these women. I didn’t want a 15 year old boy when it would have been age appropriate. What, is she looking for the best 90 seconds of her life? Honestly, how many 15 year old boys are capable of control and skill? It’s just gross. I look at the kids my 17 year old niece goes to school with (she’s a cheerleader so I see those oh-so-alluring-when-I-was-in-high-school football players at her games) and I truly cannot see the attraction. And yet, a female teacher at her school is currently on leave pending the results of a criminal investigation on charges that she had an inappropriate relationship with one of her underage students… ick, just ICK!

  • Buffettgirl

    Right? Piss poor planning on her part… ;-)

  • gotdro69

    Sounds like her next sex act will between The sweaty thighs and unshavin bush of cellmate baby laqwisha.

  • Gee

    I cringed reading it… Gaping hole is never good. I don’t care what it is you are talking about.

  • Gee

    Ha Ha … oh Damn Tarsh Mikey got you

  • Gee

    Yeah but that awesome cock block of going to the police had to feel good.

  • FrikkenFrak

    Well said.

  • FrikkenFrak

    Lord woman! The FIRST rule of Cougartown is CARD THEM!

  • Gee

    Eeewwww… I see what you did there

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=529168773 Toy Thompson

    Ahahaha….you said quality teen poon! BOL

  • TruTruTrue

    Thanks for the very funny-ass mental picture!

  • TruTruTrue

    Just thought I share: Involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.
    –A person commits a felony of the first
    degree when the person engages in deviate sexual intercourse
    with a complainant: Who is less than 16 years of age and the person is
    four or more years older than the complainant and the
    complainant and person are not married to each other.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ceisdsgilISshadow Ceisd Sgil

    Am I the only one that thinks she looks like a dude with long hair in that pic? Look at her jaw, chin, cheeks… she looks like a guy.. maybe the kid has some … closet tendencies emerging …. still wrong on her part.. jeeeeez, she’s old enough to be his mother…. grrrrrr fricken cow.

  • TheAlphaSoup

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  • Heather_Habilatory

    I know. I spend all my time texting Morbid, er… um.. .my husband. Sheesh.

  • Edie

    I think it’s interesting that everyone is making jokes. If this were a 45 year old man and a 15 year old girl these comments would have a whole different tone.

    Hmmm.

  • http://www.facebook.com/robert.lacour.9 Robert LaCour

    Why couldn’t one of my teachers been a slut.

  • newstarshipsmell

    You know not what long-laid plans I conspire… Muh huah huah ha ha…

  • daMonBrooks

    Sooner or later these degenerates will be tossing one liners about murder, child molestation and other criminal related topics. Freaks I say!

  • 18th40

    Hmm, really, I just read it again, I don’t see anything about a cat.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    ’68 Olds Cutlass… Had a ’68 Cutlass convertible.
    Yeah, she’s a felon.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    You’re into deficit spending, huh?

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Damn! And here I was, going for subtle.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I can’t stop laughing.” Vaginal medical trainwreck”. I’ll never forget this phrase.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Errr… I know some guys who aren’t teens who still play with Star Wars Legos. Jus sayin’.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Hey now, don’t be bashing on Oreoface. He’s a good looking fellow. A bit goofy and annoying, but good looking. It runs in our family.

  • LeaveMeBe

    OMFG, Sam! I just spurted chocolate milk out my nose. “…it’s not like you accidentally knocked down their mailbox or something…” LOLOLOL!

  • LeaveMeBe

    No, she is distraught because now she can’t have young sausage anymore. :(

  • LeaveMeBe

    This is really sad. Because, of course, there is always a mother out there hoping one of her son’s teenaged friends wants to bang her. Gads, I just puked in my mouth a little bit.

  • LeaveMeBe

    She looks like that figure skater…Tonya Harding. Yuck!

  • LeaveMeBe

    Go play with your penguin and leave this discussion to the adults.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’m sure a lot of them were, just not with their students.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Maybe, maybe not. It would depend on what the man looked like.

  • LeaveMeBe

    You called?

  • brandi

    you’ve never heard “it must be your ass, cause it ain’t your face”?

  • brandi

    that could be included in house wife activity….. as long as it doesn’t have to do with screwin any youngins, we’ll throw it in the hand book.
    activities of the normal, everyday house wife:
    #1,376- spend time texting your husband (or morbid) which ever is more entertaining.

  • brandi

    IT IS NOW!!

  • CT

    Ahh, an oldie but a goodie.

  • Andyman

    Yeah, there is usually remorse after being busted; question is what the remorse is for – is it because you feel guilty that you did it or is it because you GOT CAUGHT? Unsurprisingly I bet she doesn’t get a significant sentence (well from the justice system anyway.) What happens during the divorce is anyone’s guess.

  • Andyman

    Don’t you mean small thin short sausage?

  • 18th40

    Could almost set a watch by you.

  • 18th40

    Are there any around ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I’m approaching my own fiscal cliff at the moment.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    It’s so bad I’m receiving soul stamps from the government now.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Then he should have great titts at 40 as well ;p

  • 18th40

    Yeah I can understand that, you give too much Michael that’s your problem, always thinking of others here, it’s touching really.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Kudos to the husband for turning in a rapist.

  • brandi

    and fitting for this situation… lol

  • brandi

    eeewwww…….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Yes, I like to touch others.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    Why? I look at my kids and their little friends and they remind me of naked mole rats. I find just the thought of it enough to give me the heebies.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    “Hell to the power of NO!”, that’s a new one and I’m stealing it. I usually say hell to the no, but that was just awesome lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    I will never get the allure of two pump chumps and well inexperienced boys yeah, no. EW, with a side of ick and bleck.

  • 18th40

    Hmmm and didn’t Harding’s plan all revolve around…… a crowbar ? Hey has anyone ever seen Tonya Harding and…uh..nevermind.

  • gotdro69

    How is it possible to rape the same person twelve times? The kid didn’t seem to mind. In the eyes of the law she may be a rapist but to me its just a good penthouse forum story. Barely even news worthy considering all the shit going on in the world.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    At least your buddy didn’t go “Zen” on ‘ya: Be the “Vaginal Medical Trainwreck.” **Snicker!**

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    When she gets out, she can travel to Mexico & enjoy a little chorizo…

  • gotdro69

    Thanks for the spelling correction but its my fictional character and she spells it laqwisha

  • brandi

    oh you have “friends” fictional characters? do they sometimes speak for you?

  • gotdro69

    Only when If I forget my medication.

  • gotdro69

    Im sorry I misread no they just speak to me not for me. They know their place.

  • 18th40

    They’re talking to you right now aren’t they.

  • brandi

    they are talking FOR him right now

  • gotdro69

    That’s because it’s a completely different story if the female was the teenager. the difference between a male and female libido at that age is like black and white I’ve never been a highschool girl so who knows what they think about. I know what highschool boys think about. Vagina.

  • gotdro69

    Ofcourse

  • gotdro69

    For sake of argument, yes brandi they are speaking for me

  • brandi

    no argument, just casual humor, on my side any ways..

  • G.I.R.L.

    He’s still a kid; she shouldn’t known better. If this were a man, he’d be on death row.

  • gotdro69

    There are only two crimes punishable by death in the united states rape is not one of them so death row wouldnt be an option.

  • gotdro69

    I know jfwy. We can debate my mental health at a later date. It’s usually up for question.

  • gotdro69

    And besides I spelled it your way it wouldn’t be the right pronunciation I was looking for.

  • Athena

    The difference would probably be less dramatic if we weren’t led to believe that being termed a “slut” is worse than being considered to be stupid or mean or even ugly (in some cases). Looking back on high school, one of my only regrets is not shaggin’ more dudes, for fear of being labeled a slut. I had half a dozen or so very attractive boyfriends, but didn’t sleep with any of them. I should have, damnit.

    But I digress. I think the libido difference is one part biology and one part social engineering.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Rape is not defined by the victim. It is defined by American citizens. Whether or not you think it is newsworthy, the alleged actions of this woman as defined by our society are illegal and she will be punished if she is proved guilty. If you think adults should be allowed to have sex with children then you should work to have these laws changed or repealed or invalidated.

  • brandi

    but i thought u came after any q maybe thats just me and my school house grammer. i’ll give you an e for effort….

  • brandi

    “two pump chumps” HA!

  • brandi

    i’m sure you’ve eaten it or something strange like that…. poor penguin..

  • gotdro69

    And I thought you begin all sentences with capital letters. Maybe I should take a refresher course.

  • gotdro69

    I believe I stated all that when I said in the eyes of the law.

  • gotdro69

    Do you still believe that people are innocent until proven guilty?

  • gotdro69

    Yes you should have let that freak flag fly.

  • JohnQknowitall

    If you think adults should be allowed to have sex with children then you should work to have these laws changed or repealed or invalidated.

  • gotdro69

    And of course I don’t think adults should have sex with children. And yes high school kids do have fragile eggshell minds but that does not change the fact that in the big scheme of things it’s useless information.

  • Gee

    There is nothing subtle about you wolfy :)

  • gotdro69

    Here’s another question are they going to charge her with 12 counts of rape?

  • 18th40

    No no I have the penguin, I meant adults, were there any adults around, geez.

  • gotdro69

    So you’re saying the fear of being labeled keeps most high school girls celibate?

  • brandi

    depends on your definition of adult

  • brandi

    you also don’t start sentences with but or and, but you know….

  • gotdro69

    To bad we can’t make money debating sentence structure and the proper spelling of fictional names in urban society. We would be gazillionaires.

  • LeaveMeBe

    ;)

  • LeaveMeBe

    Touche.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I was kidding. Thus the ‘puked in my mouth a little bit phrase’. I thought people around here knew me better than this.

  • LeaveMeBe

    My brain hurts.

  • Athena

    Not completely celibate, no. But I know for a fact that it limits the desire to rack up scores like young men sometimes do.

  • gotdro69

    Its unfair that promiscuous women are labeled as sluts and promiscuous men are labeled as studs I would be okay if it was the other way around.

  • G.I.R.L.

    I was under the impression that everyone here could recognize a good metaphor once it appeared.

  • gotdro69

    A good metaphor maybe.

  • G.I.R.L.

    Everyone’s favorite bad site. Everyone’s favorite bad articles. Everyone’s favorite bad metaphors. Hey, are you thumbing your self up? Fucking cheater.

  • gotdro69

    I’m not even sure what that means. Is that masturbation reference?

  • gotdro69

    And exactly what am I cheating on

  • gotdro69

    Oh I think I know what you’re talking about now I’ve been responding to you from emails only I haven’t even looked at the page in about 5 hours

  • gotdro69

    So excuse me if I say I’m not a fucking cheater. but I’ve already been called that before so it can’t go into my collection

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL, you cannot upvote your own comments. It just looks like you can.

  • gotdro69

    Feel better

  • gotdro69

    I feel fucking stupid I didn’t realize we were keeping score I really don’t know shit about this website I didn’t read the instruction manual.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1489869015 Lance Larkin

    The only reason people go nuts over stuff like this is because it gets them something to get upset about and feel self-righteous. I also love how people think the “victims” of these “crimes” are completely innocent, without fault and undeserving of punishment. Because we all know that until the time you’re 18 you’re a kind, loving, flawless little being who needs to protected from corruption.

  • gotdro69

    Thanks for the validation.

  • gotdro69

    And as usual blown out of proportion I think. Maybe if the husband was a better lay none of this wouldve happened anyway.

  • GGMon

    a better question would be…why not?

  • gotdro69

    I don’t always the engage in stupid conversation but when I do….

  • newstarshipsmell

    Look at her face. Can you really blame him?

  • gotdro69

    Yeah If it wasn’t for sluts a lot of guys wouldn’t get laid. I think they get a bad rap.

  • gotdro69

    Selective would be a better description then

  • gotdro69

    I’ll toss 1 liners like they toss salad in san fran

  • gotdro69

    He shouldn’t be mad then. Apparently junior liked it another hit it maybe kept the lights out who knows

  • LeaveMeBe

    I feel fortunate that I was never labeled a slut but could easliy have qualified for that moniker. I was so angry that girls and guys were treated differently when it came to sexual encounters and exploration so I said screw it and did who I wanted when I wanted. Of course, it was after I turned 18, but I crammed a lot of guys into a little time and learned so much. A lot of people knew but I was never given any grief over it. I’ve never regretted it, it was all done on my terms. I also agree with your take on libido which is why I flipped the virtual bird at society and lived as I wanted to.

  • LeaveMeBe

    What about the correct use of too, to and two? That should be “Too bad…”

  • G.I.R.L.

    Oh my… Please, Gotdro69, I don’t want to be killed, dismembered, and later eaten before becoming an article on this site. My inbox was flooded with comments from you… the first signs of mental illness: when a guy gets WAY too clingy this early in the relationship. Ease back some, please. :(

  • G.I.R.L.

    Ah, no wonder people point and laugh at me. Thanks for the info; now I can be that little league player I always dreamed of, Coach.

  • G.I.R.L.

    No, you just need to be protected from adult sex offenders. Adults are supposed to set good examples, not give the children BJs when their peepee bone gets hard. There are plenty of adults that would’ve given this chick and folks like her a pity fuck. Why go for a kid that probably felt like a twinkie inside her anyways? She needs a stereotypically large black male penis to fulfill her needs; southern black guys would probably make her toes curl.

  • 18th40

    :)

  • gotdro69

    I will do you one better and I will even be nice about it.

  • techsupp0rt

    Do all everyday, ordinary housewives fuck their kids’ minor friends? My mom liked to scrog my friends, but not until they were at least of age. She wasn’t a very ordinary housewife, however.

  • gotdro69

    And if I were to kill,dismember,and later eat someone Im pretty sure you wouldn’t be on my shopping list so don’t flatter yourself to much what’s your name again.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    I know, lol it was a rhetorical “why” cause just ew. And 50, you know her boobies hit her knees.

  • G.I.R.L.

    Do you suffer from MPD?

  • gotdro69

    I do I suffer so bad right now I never know who my.friends are I’m always insecure no matter how many prescriptions are written no matter how many pills I swallowed I can’t ever seem to get where i want to be and when I’m holding to dear life there’s always someone like you to kick me in the face thank you princess may I please have another

  • G.I.R.L.

    Correction: I am not a princess, I’m a Goddess. How unfortunate, my aim was not to kick you in the face; I prefer the balls.

    On a serious note, I hear ya. My laptop has gone out finally. I lost my job, and don’t know how I’m supposed to pay for school next month. I’m lonely right now and immensely frustrated. The difference is that I’m drug-free and the way to be. Do you wanna play with me?

  • gotdro69

    Your not hard don’t pretend to be you are who you are no matter who you wanna be now do you wanna play with me?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Oh, thank goodness! I thought I was losing my touch. And I’d rather not envision any of it. Double ewwww!

  • G.I.R.L.

    What?

  • JGo555

    Ewww! Old lady leathery crotchety wallet vag!

  • JGo555

    Chorizo is Spanish. You might mean Salchicha.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Hmmm… I guess all that time I was living in Tucson & shopping in little Mexican-owned butcher shops, looking at products clearly marked as chorizo was an illusion?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Truth

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rochell-Arnold/100000587657456 Rochell Arnold

    hahahaha. no you’re good lol….. 0.0 I might be losing my touch though lol

  • takurospirit

    Hot? Really? I think she looks like a man.

  • takurospirit

    I’m just so confused. These stories usually have endless insults in regards to the appearance of the “cougar”. Here is one that looks like a man in a blonde wig and every one is like “I WOULD LOVE TO STICK MY DICK IN THAT!!!” What?

  • takurospirit

    Um, I thought about sex CONSTANTLY in high school. Seriously, if anyone had just TRIED I might be a 36 year old grandmother right now. I was ready. But shy. And apparently too ugly for anyone to make the effort. The minimal effort.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Not me. At least, I’d make her wear a bag over her face.

  • creamofflicka

    I think its a statement that proves honesty. The large percentage of unattached men would be glad to “Hit that” and likely worse than that. Its truth. I felt obligated to remind folks. I rarely post insults regarding a woman’s appearance (unless its a matter to Tooth Count or cleanliness) .

    The 2 things that really bother me are:
    1. Guys that see strippers with clown sized breast implants and say “Oh that fake as hell, I couldn’t hit that” which is obviously a lie. Don’t know what these guys are trying to prove here?
    2. Guys who scream Coyote Ugly at normal everyday, non-obese, well kept up women that likely don’t have any problems attracting men.

    Sooo,.. Let’s look at said cougar. Maybe to your eye, she looks like a man in a wig. She’s still able to attract a teenage poonhound and obviously she likes to fuck. What the hell is wrong with that? Her big fault is that she’s married and the kid was her son’s friend.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    When we picture ourselves in similar scenarios as the ones we hear about, we always replace the main characters with ones our mind would rather have. When I said “hot”, believe me, her mug didn’t come to mind.

  • captaingrumpy

    looks like a man to me……YUK

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1616336316 Mary Mahi Mahi

    You bet your lucky stars this horny older wife & mother for young teen boys is distraught over her circumstances that she created by sexting then having sex with her son’s friend losing her status as wife, mother even her job. She fights for her freedom to not serve time behind bars where she belongs as her divorce takes place. Her gig is up. Age 18 is the age of consent for PA if the other party is older than 18 so if she had sex with a 18 year old she wouldn’t be facing criminal charges just divorce court. Then again it’s considered taboo with a 15 year old teen so eighteen is too old for this cougar.