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breasticlesEVERETT, WA – Police have arrested a Washington woman after they say she smothered her boyfriend to death with her breasts.

Last Friday night, 50-year-old Donna Lange and her 51-year-old boyfriend had some friends over to their mobile home to get their drink on. Over the course of the evening, Lange and her boyfriend began arguing.

Both Lange and her boyfriend were around 5 foot 7 inches tall, but Lange outweighed him by about 20-pounds. I have no pictures of Lange, so I’m not sure if the extra weight is from a pair of 10-pound titties, or just overall stature.

Regardless, witnesses in the mobile home said that during one of these arguments, Lange was seen throwing her boyfriend down on the ground and her boyfriend could be heard demanding that Lange get off of him. They later found Lange on top of her unresponsive boyfriend with her breasts covering his face.

After someone called 911, medics arrived and tried reviving Lange’s boyfriend, but he would be pronounced dead at the hospital. When police interviewed Lange, she told them she had no idea how her boyfriend died. Police noted that both Lange and the victim were sporting fresh injuries to their faces and that the victim had what appeared to be some of Lange’s hair in his hand.

According to the police report, one witness told police that the victim may have had a heart condition, but another witness told police, “She (Donna Lange) smothered him to death.” Police have recommended that Lange be charged with second-degree murder.

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  • Valerie

    Isn’t that like every man’s dream?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Right? Can anyone come up with a better way to go than with a pair of giant tits in your face?

  • Evan Oswald

    eeeehhhh try again any boobs big enough to smother you to death – i’m good on

  • laurablue87

    The milk’s gone bad, Charlie Murphy!

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Morbid

    Nope. I mean, I like tits, but I don’t want to be asphyxiated by any.

  • creamofflicka

    Not really,.. for the most part its not the bewbs we want to be smothered with ;)

  • Valerie

    Fortunately for my husband, he is in no danger from me LMAO

  • Gee

    Certainly not any that hang past a belly button either.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    38DD’s: GOOD!
    38 X-Long: BAD!

  • SayAunt

    Triple D murder in a double-wide, sounds very Floridian.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Nope, this time it was the flyin’ northern rednecks of Washington.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Do you need a background check wait three days to own a pair of these?

  • Gee

    Yeah but the problem with 38DD’s is they inevitably turn into 38 extra long .. Just sayin
    I am good with the C cup I walk around with.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Pick me!! Pick me!! I want to star in the “1000 Ways to Die” reenactment.

  • Sam

    The motorboat of death.

  • Sam

    Surely there must be evidence. Nipple imprints on the cheeks?

  • newstarshipsmell

    I really hope she gets “Lethal Weapon” tatt’ed across her chest – that would be badass.

  • EveryVillainIsLemons

    Gravity is cruel.

  • newstarshipsmell

    But without gravity, we wouldn’t have gravity bongs.

  • Gee

    The back story….
    They we feeling a little frisky, He was laying on his back and she was straddling him. All of a sudden she unlatched her bra , he smiled and that was last you saw of his face.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Questions. Questions. Questions…

    Will SWA (Southwest Airlines) forces these women to buy two rows of seats? From a traveling perspective, which row should I sit in? Can they be used as a floatation device? Are they more efficient than fire extinguishers at smothering … … … … fires (what the He!! were you thinking?)?

  • Gee

    Yes it is! This is only something you learn about when you get older. In my twenties I wanted bigger boobs and now in my uh 40s (early) I couldn’t be happier :o)

  • Eliza Berntsen

    You could always just roll them up. Or use as a scarf during the colder weather.

    And that is so my future in about 20 years time…

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Ugh, just think of the amount of boob sweat there must have been!

  • Athena

    There is surgery for that, now. And I’ll be needin’ it.

  • Athena

    Everett is very much like our Little Florida, minus the sunshine, obviously.

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Brrrr…..ringer,

    Brrrr….ringer,

    “You have reached the voice mailbox of Outofbubblegum, please leave your message after the beep.”

    Beep.

    “Outof, call me, your Ex, as soon as possible. There’s this single girl I know who just got rid of her old man. (pause) I think I can hook you up with her. I still feel bad about our breakup, so I’m hoping this helps. (pause) Oh, by the way, did I tell you that she has a set of “Killer Tits?” SHE DOES!! (pause) Hey, before I go, is your Life Insurance Policy still have me as the beneficiary, ’cause I’m just asking mind you. Love you still my best friend.”

    Click.

  • tkaz

    You’d think ones boobs would be tightly under wraps in weather like Washington’s. I mean, I don’t think the perp was wearing a red bikini top but….to lift & smother with a boob you need some freeness. Material would inhibit smothering…right?
    That being said, why doesn’t the red bikini lady get a top with some support? I know the womens lib movement brought bra burning in the 60s but…..it’s 2013 & underwire is a wonderful thing. Two babies & my gravity laden C’s look gorgeous with a little support. Boobies need support.

  • Suzy Sears

    Lol Sam I’m thinking more like nipple impressions on the back of his head!

  • brandi

    sounds like he died in a freak motor boating accident to me!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    *falls of her chair, collapsing in giggles*

    ok. omg. buahahahahahaha. HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    wooo. I think I can talk now. k.

    So I told my husband about the lady who TRIED to kill her man with suffocation by boobs. Since then, he’s joked about it quite often.

    Last night, he told me, “If you ever plan to kill me, that’s how you should do it.” I told him I didn’t think it was possible. …. ha.

    Excuse me while I verify my husband’s life insurance policy.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    hahahaha!!!!

  • come_and_see

    I wonder if somebody has been smothered by a penis.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Why did you have to say that?

  • slavesher

    I up-voted that just for imagination and effort….lol

  • slavesher

    ewwwwwwwwww

  • slavesher

    If so please forward me the killers name ;)

  • brandi

    ZING!

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    Sadly, this poor man could have survived, if this would have occurred at the Earth’s equator.

  • Buffettgirl

    Hilarious! The whole time I’ve been reading this story and the comments I keep hearing “Pontoon” by Little Big Town… “I’m out here in the open, mmmmmm, motorboatin’…”

  • Eliza Berntsen

    I’m just trying to turn you on. Is it working?

  • CT

    It’s was well worth the $$ spent and the pain not to have to live out the rest of my life looking at elongated pancakes and dinner plates for the rest of my life.

  • Sam

    after that experience, the ride on Charon’s boat to Hades in the underworld must be such a let-down.

  • CT

    Not if they resembled stretched out tube socks?

  • Buffettgirl

    I’m guessing not so much smothered as potentially choked to death…

  • Sam

    So he was carpet munching AND getting motorboated at the same time? And they say men can’t multi-task.

  • Sam

    In high school my best friend and I would talk about when we’d be old and decrepit, racing along the pavement in wheelchairs with our tits flapping in the air behind us. We were joking then, now that it seems to get closer and closer to reality it stings a little.

  • MyHovercraftIsFullofEels

    Some people believe that underwire bras or bras in general cause cancer. That theory has never been supported by scientific evidence though. I love my Frederick’s bras (better than VS because they have wider straps).

  • CT
  • Gee

    I am Pretty sure that is a skirt …. Hung Low LMAO
    Good Night! I need some brain bleach after viewing such a picture.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Death by Unga-Bunga

  • 18th40

    Get your motor running
    boobs out on the highway
    my wheelchair is hummin
    Got the nipples pointed that way <

    Born to crochettttttttttt !!!!

    My sincerest apologies to Steppenwolf….well and good taste in general I suppose.

  • Sam

    Sweet jaysus. I seriously hope she’s not got some ulterior motive for wearing that… thing, such as breastfeeding said child. Ugh. *joins @Gee in search for brain bleach*

  • Eliza Berntsen

    I just remembered- when I was little (4/5 y/o) we lived in this village in the middle of nowhere where the only utility there was was electricity. It was tiny little place, 3 houses (flat type, 6 flats per building), about 20 people lived there in the summer and less in the winter. There were no indoor toilets or bathrooms. To have a bath you had to attend weekly communal sauna/ bathhouse in the forest. There were quite a few pensioners living there and all of them had some seriously saggy boobies. Like, below your bellybutton type. And then there was this one old lady, I remember her vividly, who was a rather big madam and she had these two GIANT bazookas hanging off her chest. I kid you not, when she was standing up her tits were on the same level as her hips (knees in sitting position). That poor old woman sometimes used a wheelbarrow to cart them around, as she simply couldn’t walk properly.

  • tkaz

    In this era we should be able to make them out of something better.
    I honestly don’t think metal could cause cancer unless maybe you were exposed to something regularly that made you more susceptible to heavy metals?? I don’t know…
    Plus in this day and age you don’t necessarily need wire – they sew those puppies with great design anymore.
    You don’t even have to buy Fredericks or VS anymore, I just bought one at Kohls that has wide straps AND back so it holds it ALL in. Only $20 on sale! :)
    Promise I’m not a bra salesperson, LOL! My reply sounds like I’m in MLM for brassieres…..

  • newstarshipsmell

    Is this really the place to be apologizing to good taste?

  • daMonBrooks

    I always wanted to be smothered by breasts, but no like that man, not like that

  • daMonBrooks

    Yes.

  • techsupp0rt

    He died the way he lived.
    blrlrbrbrrbrlbrlbbrrblbrlbbr

  • daMonBrooks

    Oh god, such an horrific scene just went through my head.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Let this be a lesson to tit men everywhere.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Come closer daMon { O }{ O }

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Mine would prefer between my thighs.

  • daMonBrooks

    # winning.

  • Zazen

    This is just revenge for the clown juggalo pictures yesterday, isn’t it? Those were not my fault, so why punish meeeee? (lol)

  • daMonBrooks

    Your husband, A man after my own heart

  • Zazen

    Bwahahaha!

  • Zazen

    Stretched out tube socks with grapefruits at the bottom.

  • tinalib13

    I remember those!!

  • tinalib13

    Awesome. That’s all I have to say.

  • tinalib13

    Lol That’s what I was gonna say!

  • tinalib13

    Between some giant thighs maybe?

  • Gee

    LMAO.. You had to go there.

    I want it so big I choke and smother on it… No woman ever said!

  • http://www.facebook.com/juanita.plock Juanita Plock

    I agree! Got my size ‘F’ whacked off 15 years ago and haven’t missed them yet!!

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    When this happened, if she was wearing a PADDED Victoria Secret Bra, is this considered to be “Using A Silencer During the Commission of a Crime?”

  • Athena

    A few years ago, I was being seen by a temporary OBGYN (this story being part of why she was temporary). She was giving me a breast exam when she said, “Have you ever considered a reduction? You don’t have to live like this, you know…” Shocked and disturbed, I replied, “Like what? Did I complain of back pain? I’m nearly 6′ tall. They’re proportionate.” And it’s true; they are ginormous, but so am I.

    Congrats, though. I imagine it’d be tough if you aren’t 6′ tall.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com/forums/ Dakota Valkyrie

    Oh great. Now they’re going to outlaw anything over a B cup.

  • Minerva

    Lol I worked at a condo building in a wealthy suburb of Philadelphia (think Beverly Hills, only real old money). I worked as a lifeguard at the pool and its amazing how some women age naturally and gracefully but a few pranced around in bikinis with huge fake titties and high heels. The one who was the worst offender had her daughter over sometimes and mortifying is an understatement. What do you say to your grand kids?

    (PS this was when Sex and the City was big so hopefully its died down a bit in the past ten years)

  • come_and_see

    She said she liked it rough!

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Oh yes it is. Running is out of the question. I’m 5’4 and a 34HH. I can’t remember the last time I saw my feet. I was supposed to have a reduction a couple of years ago, but had an allergic reaction to anesthesia, so that went tits up. For now I am stuck the way it is.

  • HazelHoppinflapper

    Goodness, they’re just sliding off her chest like two scoops of ice cream on a hot piece of apple pie, aren’t they?

  • come_and_see
  • LeaveMeBe

    Tits up. Heh.

  • LeaveMeBe

    I’ll never look at pie with ice cream the same way again.

  • LeaveMeBe

    Suddenly, I feel like going topless and letting everyone know just how great my boobs look at 40-something.

  • LeaveMeBe

    BAZINGA!

  • LeaveMeBe

    “That theory has never been supported…”
    LOLOLOLOLOL!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stsalas Sandi Teresa Salas

    Not if they’re fake :-D I have 32DDD’s and they’re the best investment I ever made!

  • http://www.facebook.com/stsalas Sandi Teresa Salas

    Holy crap! You’re skinnier than me with bigger tits! *bowing*

  • midniteshadows

    Roflmfao!

  • midniteshadows

    Why do I click on links? Why? Some weird, twisted Pavlov’s theory ingrained in me. Stimulus, response, stimulus, response. God, I’m such a fucktard.

  • midniteshadows

    You go girl!

  • midniteshadows

    We do have a winner here ladies and gents!!!

  • midniteshadows

    Does that mean we’re going to start banning tits? Here we go again…..

  • midniteshadows

    LMAO!!!

  • midniteshadows

    Another damn link!!!! WTH? (yes, i clicked on it.)

  • 18th40

    Hi, I’m 18th40 and I approve this message.

  • 18th40

    That’s a rhetorical question I assume ?

  • gotdro69

    What is it with you and pancakes?

  • LeaveMeBe

    *passes out* WTH have you been? I thought I’d seen a ghost!

  • CT

    Picture proof. You know the rule.

  • CT

    Smooch.

  • CT

    I have the same problem. I know I shouldn’t. It all started here with two girls, one cup.

  • CT

    Well, well, aren’t you fitting in here just nicely. I’m gonna let you go for now but if you continue with the shit on CT parade I’m sending Leavemebe and the rest of my girl gang your way. Ask @newstarshipsmell:disqus , you want to be on our good side.

  • tinalib13

    I got your back sister! ;)

  • CT

    I didn’t doubt it for a moment.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Don’t mind @CTCT:disqus, she’s just a feisty bitch. I ambush her with clown pics all the time – which she detests – and she still lurves me.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Really? Probably not the smartest thing to admit here.
    http://saggytitsareawsome.tumblr.com/

  • Zazen

    You mean they’re not already banned?

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’m glad someone was turned on by that.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Hahahahahahaha. I love that they present this as a “technique.” I would just assume it is common sense – also, why I would never attempt to force some woman I don’t know to place my tenderest member between her jaws. (Aside from, you know, rape/assault is wrong, and all that, and doesn’t appeal to me anyways.)

  • newstarshipsmell

    A hole is not a hole, JohnQ. Don’t start up with that nonsense.

  • Zazen

    Why do you post all these NSFW links that I want to click so badly, but do not wish to raise eyebrows with the IT department?

  • Zazen

    Perhaps her cups runneth over?

  • JohnQknowitall

    I have never said that anywhere ever.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Not really, more like, prodding you to say something in even poorer taste.

  • gotdro69

    Why?

  • newstarshipsmell

    I wasn’t saying you did, just sarcastically suggesting that you meant to imply something like that, LOL. “Dudes can’t smother you to death with breasts, ’cause they don’t have ‘em.” (Unless they got moobs. In which case they can.)

  • brandi

    guess that means i’m goooood!

  • brandi

    thank you…..thank you! *takes a bow*

  • Zazen

    I’m kinda shitty with remembering rules… is it ‘Tits or GTFO’?

  • 18th40

    Just smile and nod.

  • 18th40

    Long story, but it involves penguins, midget nuns, a clown and a couple of Florida accountants hopped up on bath salts running around with crowbars, you know, nothing that would be suitable for this place.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Dammit! I get NO fun. No guns, no explosives, no boobs!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    It ain’t THAT cold in WA.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    *gag*

  • Heather_Habilatory

    hahaha

  • Heather_Habilatory

    What the blue hell?!

  • Sam

    That’s what he said.

  • Sam

    Reading that description i would swear you’ve been here all along.

  • brandi

    *vomits

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    I don’t know why I was still turned on a bit when they show her putting the cucumber in her mouth.

  • Gee

    Ha Ha Funny I had the same feeling after I clicked on @CTCT:disqus link . If your sending pics be sure to include me. I think you have my number right ? :o)~

  • brandi

    he don’t want it! ;)

  • Gee

    That’s a lot of silicon … I am an o”Natural girl

    Questions: do they charge by the cup size/amount of silicon? Does your back hurt? Can I touch them…. :O)

  • brandi

    seriously? what is it with you ,and not liking pancakes? pancakes are fucking delicious. if you don’t like pancakes, you should just gtfo!

  • HazelHoppinflapper

    I thought the same thing after I posted the comment. On a positive note though, I can now consider it my new diet plan. Won’t be wanting any pie and ice cream soon. Nope.

  • brandi

    if they take yours, i’ll give you one of mine… :)

  • Gee

    Be careful she is known to carry a crow bar… Don’t make me get my antenna out! :)

  • Gee

    I got the antenna ready

  • 18th40

    You’re not asking for real are you ?

  • LeaveMeBe

    Only if you send me pics of yours. ;)

  • LeaveMeBe

    PM me. I have GOT to hear this.

  • 18th40

    I know, that’s why I purposely left out ‘equine cunnilinguis’. That one still makes me shudder, neigh, horse with nausea is mare like it.

  • 18th40

    OK, it’ll take a minute, gotta take the penguin out before he makes a mess of my office.

  • Gee

    okey dokey

  • CT

    I was just having some fun with you. You are gonna have to learn to play along – I can tell you have it in you. Let it out.

  • CT

    Stop giving away my secrets, MFer.

  • CT

    I was figuring you as the getaway driver anyway.

  • Zazen

    I’m really slow on the uptake today. I was just wondering, ‘CT thinks her feistiness is a secret?! Oh no… CLOWNS….’ Or wait, should I have said nothing? XD

  • Zazen

    Nah, that was rhetorical bitchery.

  • Gee

    Laughing so hard at this.. and then I just vomited in my mouth ugh

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman
  • newstarshipsmell

    I need a trademark weapon. And no, LMB, not oreos.

  • CT

    No way, man. Nope, not doing it. NSSS got me already today.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Lube

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    If they are, then there is just no place for me in this world.

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Well, shit. I just completed my murder kit and here I had the tools all along. This is clearly more appropriate for me.

  • FrikkenFrak

    Gouge my eyes…..that picture!! Morbid, where DO you find this stuff??

  • Thecountsbitch

    You carry big guns then ?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    And the license for them, yes.

    Hahaaaa your name. I feel like a celebrity. :D

  • Thecountsbitch

    Damn, you’re disappointed I can tell, should I have had t-shirts made up ?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    If you did, I’d make you Queen of my fan club. :P

  • Thecountsbitch

    Hold on I’ll ask my penis what he thinks of that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Pics for proof?

  • http://www.dreamindemon.com Count Rackula

    Sorry, already returned the murder kit. :P

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    haha this is why your humor is missed ;p

  • Gee

    I missed you too Count… But I guess not enough to change me name and Avatar *blows kisses

  • Gee

    Give him a chance to catch up… He’ll learn. and we will love him just like the other Skippys around here

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Thanks!

  • http://www.facebook.com/robert.lacour.9 Robert LaCour

    I find this kinda hard to believe, that is like saying her boyfriend killed her with his cock..shit dont happen

  • CT

    I didn’t see you at the party. Hmmp. Next time say hello so I know it’s you.

  • 18th40

    Hey I would’ve said hello but you wouldn’t put down that damn crowbar.

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    I agree..nice ones!

  • AliceinChainsman =]

    noo dont mention Clowns!!

  • Zazen

    In the interest of see how bad it gets exactly, I clicked on that link. At first I was horrified, but then there was a gif on the second page of floppity floppity and now I just can’t stop laughing XD

  • newstarshipsmell

    LOL! I didn’t even scroll to the bottom of the first page. Good “catch.”

  • Sam

    *smacks @Zahzen:disqus for intrigueing me to click on said link*

  • newstarshipsmell

    My friend said to that:
    “i heard something about bungee jumping, that it can cause detached breast tissue if you’re not properly clothed
    that woman might be taking similar risks”

  • Sam

    I would say the ship has sailed on that one…

  • Lena60

    lmao wolf, I choked on my pepsi

  • driven .

    just another sat nite in the trailer park