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Lisa FrinkOrlando, FL — I’m a little late with this one, but Night Train, ya know….

Lisa Frink, 45, is facing multiple charges after allegedly poking a couple new holes in her live-in boyfriend because he refused to hand over his food stamp card. That isn’t exactly why I chose to feature her, though – the decision was made when I learned she attempted to resist her impending arrest by throwing a cat at a K-9 officer.

No, animal cruelty isn’t funny. Yes, using a cat as a weapon is. Because they’re evil.

Frink, off of her meds, apparently flipped her shit at the boyfriend’s refusal, armed herself with a couple of kitchen knives and started slashing. The man was left with deep lacerations on the face and neck.

Frink fled after the alleged attack, but police were able to track her to a nearby shed. When she refused to come out with her hands up, a couple of K-9 officers were sent in to retrieve her.

The arrival of the critters did nothing on the cooperation front, so one of the dogs, Bolt, was ordered to bite. When he did so, Frink reportedly picked up a cat that just happened to be in the wrong place at the right time and heaved it at the dog’s face. The pissed off pussy then latched onto the dog’s snout with it’s claws, injuring it.

Human officers then attempted to get hold of Frink, but she wasn’t having it. Police say she grabbed a large concrete trowel and started swinging, hitting one officer in the dome.

At this point, another K-9 officer, Smash, was ordered to take her down. And he did – Frink was down after getting bit twice. Down, but certainly not out. Police had to mace the feisty little woman to get her to calm the fuck down and cooperate.

She has since been charged with attempted first-degree murder, aggravated battery, aggravated battery and battery of a law-enforcement officer with a deadly weapon, injuring a police dog and five counts of resisting arrest. She’s being held without bond.

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  • LeaveMeBe

    There are so many WTF’s and LOL’s in this story, I don’t know where to begin, Bravo, Jaded, bravo! *claps*
    P.S. I’m going to name my next dog Smash.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    Was the cat ok?

  • Sam

    The cat was still within grabbing reach of a crazy woman even though a bunch of police dogs were trying to bark the shed door down, and then latched onto the snarling toothy end of one of them. This cat will be fine, it is obviously the feline version of Chuck Norris.

  • Sam

    Are they sure they sprayed her face with mace, and not some sort of Hair Growth Elixir?

  • newstarshipsmell

    I’ll just take your word that that’s a woman, Jaded.

  • CT

    Pussy, always getting someone in trouble.

  • CT

    It’s not November anymore. Break out that Nair.

  • come_and_see

    Assault with a deadly pussy should be made a federal crime.

  • xoodloverx

    if that’s the woman, i would love to see what her boyfriend looked like then

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

    Yeah, that part is the hardest to believe out of this story.

  • Cory

    Shes so fucked lol

  • Evan Oswald

    Hey that’s B Brazy – isn’t it? I thought he died May 9, 2003 tho…..

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    This is yet another example of why our prisons are over crowded.

    If only Lisa Frink had come to me first and asked me for my food stamp card, all of this could have been avoided. No K-9 officers would have been injured or put at risk.

    For the record, I cut the elastic away from my Fruit of the Loom undies and glued it to my card. Lisa would have thought she had it, but not really. Of course, if you read here about me getting locked up for indecent exposure, don’t fret. My story is, “It’s hard to use my card and hold my undies up at the same time.”

  • velvetjoneslives

    Best use of a cat I’ve ever seen. Fly kittie, fly!

  • daMonBrooks

    Did anyone else think of Miss Swan? “She looka like a man”

  • Gee

    That poor K-9 ended up with a cat hat. That poor cat was like WTF… How did I get involved. As for the boyfriend he gets what he deserves for choosing such an ugly girlfriend. I use the term girl loosly as I am not convinced it’s really a she.

  • CT

    Gee, this had me howling.

  • alphatroll

    Wow, she’s really gone downhill since the glory days of her sparkly-sticker empire…

  • JGo555

    Fuck this. That ain’t a woman. There is sure as fuck a dick hiding between his legs because she can grow a better ‘stache than my brothers can.

  • wastintime

    Poor dogs were ordered to bit that he looking bitch! They will be traumatized for ever!

  • Buffettgirl

    Florida – where pussy can kill…

  • LeaveMeBe

    Like a cat on a K-9?

  • CT

    Yes, the cat hat is still making me laugh today.

  • https://twitter.com/#!/AngelsMom0806 Angels Mom

    Jaded, I am very had to see you on the FP again. You were missed. <3

  • brandi

    woman or wooooo man!

  • kimbev69

    u sure this is a female?

  • slavesher

    Chuck Morris…. :)

  • Beachgirl

    Yikes! That’s a woman? I’m surprised she could get a boyfriend at all looking like that. Someone needs to get that moustache waxed and buy a weave lol

  • http://www.facebook.com/sandtorie Andrea Travis

    That picture is EPIC!! Looks just like my distant cousin. I looked at it and had my husband look at it. Then we had another 5 other people look at it too…. We’re ALL convinced it’s her with a different name. Plus we can’t get in touch with her now. Jail maybe?