Orlando, FL — I’m a little late with this one, but Night Train, ya know….
Lisa Frink, 45, is facing multiple charges after allegedly poking a couple new holes in her live-in boyfriend because he refused to hand over his food stamp card. That isn’t exactly why I chose to feature her, though – the decision was made when I learned she attempted to resist her impending arrest by throwing a cat at a K-9 officer.
No, animal cruelty isn’t funny. Yes, using a cat as a weapon is. Because they’re evil.
Frink, off of her meds, apparently flipped her shit at the boyfriend’s refusal, armed herself with a couple of kitchen knives and started slashing. The man was left with deep lacerations on the face and neck.
Frink fled after the alleged attack, but police were able to track her to a nearby shed. When she refused to come out with her hands up, a couple of K-9 officers were sent in to retrieve her.
The arrival of the critters did nothing on the cooperation front, so one of the dogs, Bolt, was ordered to bite. When he did so, Frink reportedly picked up a cat that just happened to be in the wrong place at the right time and heaved it at the dog’s face. The pissed off pussy then latched onto the dog’s snout with it’s claws, injuring it.
Human officers then attempted to get hold of Frink, but she wasn’t having it. Police say she grabbed a large concrete trowel and started swinging, hitting one officer in the dome.
At this point, another K-9 officer, Smash, was ordered to take her down. And he did – Frink was down after getting bit twice. Down, but certainly not out. Police had to mace the feisty little woman to get her to calm the fuck down and cooperate.
She has since been charged with attempted first-degree murder, aggravated battery, aggravated battery and battery of a law-enforcement officer with a deadly weapon, injuring a police dog and five counts of resisting arrest. She’s being held without bond.