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Lawrence AdamczykRiverside, IL —  My, my… another repeat offender on the Dreamin’ Demon this morning.

Meet Lawrence Adamczyk – he made his first appearance here at the D’D in June of 2011, when he was accused of exposing himself and groping men at the X-Sport Fitness Club in St. Charles.

Larry (not even gonna try and type dude’s last name more than once… it’s like a tongue twister for my fingers) was apparently found guilty in that case, as a recent update mentions he was paroled in December of 2012 and was being monitored electronically. The same update also points out that Larry had previous arrests dating back to 2005, all similar and sexual in nature. But for whatever reason, he was not required to register as a sex offender.

Larry was confronted by security personnel at Riverside Brookfield High School Saturday morning while wandering about in a hallway that was closed and off-limits because of a boys’ swim meet, police said. The police were called and responding officers found Larry sitting on the bleachers, watching the competition.

When officers confronted Larry and asked him what he was doing there, he initially said that his kids were competing in the swimming event. When officers asked him for the names of his spawn, he paused and then refused to answer. After producing an ID that said he lived in Rockford, he was taken into police custody.

And then it got weird….

While in police custody, Larry reportedly stated that he had taken a train from Rockford to Brookfield that morning, intending to go to Brookfield Zoo and look for young boys to have oral sex with. But when he walked by the high school, he said, he received a brain-wave message from recording artist(?) Justin Bieber telling him to go to the school to see the kids there.

Let me repeat that, Demonites. He said he received a brain-wave message from recording artist Justin Bieber directing him to enter the school. I don’t know what I find more bizarre – the fact that dude thinks Bieber is speaking to him telepathically, or the fact that some people continue to insist Bieber is an artist.

Anyway, that is how Larry ended up inside the school with a raging hard-on.

According to a press release, Larry also admitted to having beat the bishop shortly before the arrival of police. He apparently made several other “intensely sexual statements involving young boys to Riverside Police investigators that are simply too graphic to include in a public statement,” police say.

“His intent was clear,” said Riverside Police Chief Thomas Weitzel. “Not only did he intend to enter the high school to locate a young male to victimize but if he was unsuccessful, he was prepared to walk half a block north to the Brookfield Zoo and look for an additional young boy to victimize.”

“I cannot understand how this individual was not required to register as a sex offender,” continued Weitzel. “I ordered my personnel to contact the Illinois Department of Corrections and request his parole status be revoked due to this arrest in Riverside. At 7 p.m. on Saturday January 12, Mr. Adamczyk’s parole was revoked and the Riverside Police Department received a parole warrant authorizing them to place a no bond hold on (him).”

Larry has since been charged with disorderly conduct and criminal trespass.

Justin Bieber, that no-talent, telepathic little fucker, is the devil. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. *runs off to make new tin-foil hat*

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  • http://www.facebook.com/james.mil.37 James Miltenberger

    Justin Beiber sending him a brainwave message lmao.He probably had that lame song boyfriend stuck in his head while trolling the school. Any money says that’s going to be his pathetic insanity defense in court.

  • Sam

    What the? It used to be that you had to play a record backwards to be able to hear the evil messages. You mean Bieber has mastered this art without the technical aids? Maybe all that hairgel works as a conducer?

  • newstarshipsmell

    Brookfield Zoo… a cruising zone for pedophiles? Who’da’thunk it?

    But really, he should’ve made his trip last fall, when the Zoo hosts the annual Scout-O-Rama. At least then he’d have a statistically higher chance of being in the company of like-minded adults.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Have you heard any of his “music”? It’s already being done, playing it reverse backwards will only make it sound decent.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Look, there’s been an influx of cases of various natures done by various individuals in various places. And all of them cases seem to only have one common denominator- Justin Beaver. I say it’s about time someone locked that little shit up in some underground dungeon (there must be tonns left from 21/12/2012) never to be heard of again. Humanity needs it.

  • newstarshipsmell

    I suppose you’re going to volunteer your underground dungeon?

  • Eliza Berntsen

    If the needs must…. After all, we all have to make sacrifices for the better good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587614479 Kim Berle

    Jaded….you are my new HERO and Role Model! When I grow up I wanna be JUST LIKE YOU!!!! Your posts just make me giggle like a friggin lunatic with a new straight jacket!

  • OutOfBubbleGum

    “… received a brain-wave message from recording artist Justin Bieber directing him …”

    Have we ever seen Lawrence Adamczyk and Justin in the same room at the same time?

    The first rule of High School Boys Swim Club is: You do not talk about High School Boys Club.

    The second rule of High School Boys Swim Club is: You do not talk about High School Boys Swim Club.

    Third rule of High School Boys Swim Club: someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the love affair is over.

    Fourth rule: only two guys to a swim.

    Fifth rule: one swim at a time, fellas.

    Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes.

    Seventh rule: swims will go on as long as they have to.

    And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at High School Boys Club, you have to swim.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Oh wait… he was just paroled last month. Never mind. Still, there’s always next fall.

  • JohnQknowitall

    This guy needs psychotherapy and drugs, but the rest of us need him off the streets and thank god he now is out fo society for the time being. I really want to know wtf (if it even matters regarding this episode and if it could have been stopped) he wasn’t required to register as a sex offender.

  • http://www.facebook.com/That.Girl.Has.Tattoos Savage Von Drachenberg

    Does anyone else feel bad for Bieber ? Cut4Beiber, shaving heads for bieber, brain waves from beiber, ugh god. Poor kid. ahhahahaah.

  • http://www.facebook.com/That.Girl.Has.Tattoos Savage Von Drachenberg

    Dude, Bieber is awesome, i feel bad for him. He gets a new girlfriend and his fan base fucking explodes, he smokes a blunt and people try and encourage little girls to cut in his name, like wtf dude. that sucks. Its the fanbase we should lock up ahahah.

  • Eliza Berntsen

    Well, personally I think that if we were to get rid of him, then his fanbase would take care of itself by combusting simultaneously.

    P.S. I’m a dude-ette, thankyouverymuch.

  • daMonBrooks

    Sounds Legit to me. Personally I get brain waves from George Clinton. He mostly tells me to get high and listen to funk though.

  • Gee

    Further proof Bieber is the devil spawn… After all that pooperazi was just ran over trying to take pictures of his car and Bieber wasn’t even in it. Not to mention all the little girls cutting their arms for this little twat. The devil I tell ya….

  • BehemothII

    I always knew that Bustin Jeevers was a real cocksucker!

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I knew that Bieber was trouble the first time I heard of him.

  • Gee

    The answer to that question is a big fat NO

  • bethied

    Seconding the big fat NO.

    Plus the shaving and cutting were hoaxes. Just trolls on 4chan testing the stupidity and sheep mentality of his fans.

  • Heather4877

    I don’t get how he made it to the bleachers to sit and watch the meet AFTER he was confronted by security.

  • alphatroll

    Bieber is a spoiled, egotistical punk who thinks it’s appropriate to punch his bodyguard if he asks for his back pay. Even ignoring his lack of talent he still deserves every bit of brainwave-hate directed at him.

  • alphatroll
  • wastintime

    Why is everyone talking shit about beavers? They are awesome! Creating new ecosystems, building dams, and they are kinda cute!

  • Buffettgirl

    He tells me the same thing too, so glad it’s not just me! ;-)

  • Buffettgirl

    The thing I really don’t get, why, if this guy likes young men, is he listening to a girl like Justin Bieber??? I might understand if he’d been listening to advise from a boy, guy, man, dude, whatever, but Bieber is full on chick…

  • Suzy Sears

    At long last I HAVE ARRIVED ! I’ve been stalking y’all for a year and FINALY joined discus so I can post. Of course my very first post has the misfortune to be on a topic involving The Beib (pardon while I hurl.) it seems to me this perv just can’t leave the boys alone,so castrate him(chemically if you gotta) Im sure he won’t agree but tough nut huh. I’m glad security is starting to pay more attention to old dudes wandering around kids events .

  • http://twitter.com/WarWithEastasia warwitheastasia

    “Cut4Beiber” was a 4chan prank that the media picked up. It was totally fabricated.

  • http://twitter.com/WarWithEastasia warwitheastasia

    That’s really weird cuz when I get telepathic messages from Justin Bieber, he just tells me to turn the stove off. Patrick Stewart is the one who tells me to check out the boys at the swim meet. Good old Captain Picard… always tryna help me get laid.

  • gotdro69

    Not to mention warm and moist.

  • wastintime

    Haha! True, happens to mine.

  • gotdro69

    There really fun to impale. I hope peta isn’t monitoring.

  • wastintime

    Pervs for Enjoying Torture of Anus? Hell, they live on this site!

  • gotdro69

    That is disturbing and demented I like you already

  • Sam

    Welcome to the limelight! :)

  • http://www.facebook.com/schofieldmisty Misty Sue

    Your not suppose to inhail….