Persian Vegan Animal Rights Activist Kills Herself After Shooting Multiple People At Youtube HQWoman Admits Beating Her Toddler To Death For Wetting The BedWoman Decapitated Her 7-year-old Son With Kitchen KnifeWoman Accused Of Setting Ex-boyfriend On Fire On Easter SundayWoman Charged After Shooting Man In Head On Facebook LiveBoy, 4, Mauled To Death By Family Dog While Playing In Backyard

Brenda SchumannVero Beach, FL – Brenda Schumann reportedly found her estranged husband in bed with his naked girlfriend and did what any scorned woman would do in the same circumstances; she took a shit on the kitchen floor.

According to police, late last month, Brenda Shumann, 51, barged into her soon-to-be-ex-husband’s bedroom at 2:30 am carrying a rifle and threatening to kill him and his lover.  Her husband was able to get the gun away from her.  Not to be defeated that easily, she then urinated on the carpet outside the bedroom then proceeded to the kitchen where she defecated on the floor.  She then found a second rifle and vandalized the house with it, smashing mirrors, pictures and Christmas decorations.

Her rage and her bowels finally empty, she vacated the premises, leaving the rifle behind.

Brenda was located at her nearby home later, resisted arrest, which almost never works, and is now charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, battery and resisting arrest.

She is quoted as saying to her arresting deputies, “I found him in bed with a naked chick.  What was I supposed to do?”  Excellent question, Brenda.  I’m not one to admonish a scorned woman for acting a tad irrationally in matters of the heart, but I do wonder this; was the poop premeditated?  Did she save it all day for that confrontation?  Or was it more a matter of her getting so angry it made her have to poop?  Well, I think I’ve given us all plenty to ponder for now.

Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
Tags: , , , , , ,

Comments


The views expressed in the comments are those of the comment writers and don't represent the views or opinions of D'D or its staff. Feel free to flag comments that may violate conditions outlined in our Disclaimer.

  • Help us go ad free

    The Dreamin Demon as been independently owned and operated since 2004. Help us continue to deliver terrible news terribly!
  • We need writers

    Dreamin Demon Wants You!
  • Recent Comments

  • Prophets of Doom

    Be sure to pick up the DD crApp for Android. Coming to iTunes soon.