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Jeffrey DeliceMiami, FL — According to police, an unidentified homeowner heard his dog making a racket at about 5:00 Wednesday morning. He walked outside to find a naked man choking the shit out of his Rottweiler on his front porch.

That nekkid man was later identified as 20-year-old Jeffery Delice.

The homeowner confronted Delice and attempted to free his dog. At that point, police say, Delice attacked, biting and choking the homeowner.

Fearing for his life, the homeowner fired his gun twice, hitting the nekkid intruder once. In the foot.

When that failed to keep the crazed man down, the homeowner shot again. Unfortunately, the gun jammed. He did, however, manage to pin the crazy nekkid dude down while family members called for help.

When police arrived, the hungry little fucker tried to bite them, too.

Delice was transported to the hospital for the gunshot wound and is expected to make a full recovery. No word on whether drugs or alcohol were involved. *coughbathsaltscough*

He’s been charged with, among other things, assault, resisting arrest with violence, lewd and lascivious behavior and animal cruelty.

Though Delice has never been convicted of any crime, he was charged with marijuana possession in 2011, and armed robbery and assault in April 2012.

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