Meet Deni Noa. He reportedly celebrated the New Year by punching some random female driver in the eye (one of Morbid’s sick fantasies), getting nekkid, and fighting with police.
Yep, according to police, Noa approached a vehicle stopped at a red light, reached inside the window, and popped the female behind the wheel before disappearing into the night. Presumably while cackling maniacally and drooling. Maybe even skipping….
As an officer was taking the woman’s statement, he heard a report over the radio about a man lying on a roadway nearby.
The officer responding to that call reported seeing a man laying on the street all nekkid and stuff. He also reported seeing two other men at the scene… they were apparently struggling with the nekkid guy and trying to stuff him in the trunk of their car.
Turns out the two other men on the scene were Noa’s brothers. Know why they were trying to stuff Noa in the trunk? Because FLORIDA, that’s why.
The female punching victim, along with other witnesses, responded to the scene and positively identified Noa as the puncher.
Officers quickly located Noa’s shorts and placed him under arrest. Wasn’t an easy task, either. Noa reportedly put up quite a fight, refusing to follow directions and threatening to find and kill both arresting officers upon his release from jail.
He still had a little fight left in him once he arrived at the station for booking. Police say he had to be placed in a restraint chair after kicking a deputy in the kneecap.
Noa, 24, has been charged with battery, assault and battery on a law enforcement officer, making threats to a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence and resisting arrest without violence.
Meh… I’d party with him.Tags: Assault, Battery, Deni Noa, Florida, naked, resisting arrest with violence, Stock Island, Threats