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Stripper In Critical Condition After Falling Off Balcony During Lap DanceCLEVELAND, OH — A woman is in critical condition after she performed a dance move inside a strip club that sent her headfirst over a second-story balcony.

The bizarre incident happened at Christie’s Caberet in The Flats, just after 1 a.m. Wednesday. That’s when 22-year-old Lauren Block was reportedly giving a man a lap dance on the club’s second floor balcony and unsuccessfully executed a complex dance maneuver.

The man on the receiving end of Block’s efforts stated that “she grabbed the rail, as he was facing away from the balcony, and she tried to complete some sort of dance jump/dance move, and accidentally went head first over the rail,” the reporting officer said.

Block ended up plunging 15 feet to the floor below, landing on her head. Witnesses say Block was lying motionless on the ground for several minutes with her face covered with blood. She was taken to MetroHealth Medical Center with major head trauma and is currently listed in critical condition.

Police said that when they first got the call, they were told Block had been thrown from the balcony. When they learned this was nothing more than a horrible accident,  they decided not to continue their investigation or file any criminal charges. However, OSHA is investigating.

Speaking of terrifying injuries during a lap dance, check out what happens to this poor guy’s balls during some kind of dance contest.

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  • Athena

    I’ve got mad respect for strippers. When we were in Vegas for my best friend’s bachelorette party, our group took a Stripper 101 class, taught by a bona fide professional. Only about two of the 8 or so of us had any real talent. Just that little spin around the pole is tricky as fuck. It’s nothing short of a miracle that more girls don’t get hurt on the job.

    On a side note, she gave us all “stripper names” on our “stripper licenses”. Well, everyone except for me as, apparently, my name is sufficiently strippery if simply spelled with a “y”. Good times.

  • CT

    Christ, I need a rockin bod like this woman.

    OSHA? Wonder if she can get WC? I’m being serious.

  • Athena

    No reason why she can’t, assuming the strip club is a legitimate business. Even if it weren’t, though, there’d be someone she can sue.

  • NY_Mommy

    I wonder if they gave the guy a refund or a free dance from another girl since his dance was not completed.

  • brandi
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=736546181 Michael Heldman

    Her first name is Slurp, for those wondering.

  • Evan Oswald

    instead of sliding down poles and grinding crotches she’ll be rolling down handicap ramps and having her diaper changed by a nurse. paralysis is a beach.

  • Evan Oswald

    waldo wants his glasses back, tho

  • Sam

    So I guess that disproves that then. Pussys don’t all land on their feet.

  • daMonBrooks

    I want to be a stripper. seems like all fun and money

  • Gee

    Just walking in those shoes is hazard enough much less bouncing around a pole. Add a second story to the scenario and death may occur.

  • Sam

    I can just imagine the guy in question bragging about this to his friends afterwards. “my hard-on is so impressive, it launched a stripper off the balcony once”

  • http://www.facebook.com/HamsterNinjaofDOOM Alecia Hendricks

    Oh god I remember that string of comments.

  • Wolf_of_Mars

    Roll Roll Roll
    Roll Roll Roll
    Roll your Booty
    Roll your Booty!

  • come_and_see

    lol, can you she get workers comp?

  • brandi

    that was a fun one…. all those politics and racial slurs… gets me pumped lol

  • JohnQknowitall

    Hell is anticipating your arrival!! :P

  • JohnQknowitall

    Wonder what caused her to slip? ;)

  • brandi

    i can say it…. don’t know if i could she it… lol

  • Sam

    I think you missed out “polishing my throne” in that sentence somewhere… :P

  • JohnQknowitall

    That would be redundant: platinum doesn’t tarnish!

  • JohnQknowitall

    I can’t understand how this site could defame a family establishment like Hooters!!! Shame! Hooterettes do not give lap dances – they stick their t*ts in the face of the person at the table who is picking up the tab. This is completely safe!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Jaydelasoul Jaymes Delgado

    :D

  • newstarshipsmell

    I wonder if anyone bothered to tip her while she was lying on the floor.

  • newstarshipsmell

    And if she doesn’t pull through, then what they say about nine lives…

  • newstarshipsmell

    Death, or possibly the creation of a “very special” stripper.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Oh yeah, and I was branded a race-traitor for “coming to your defense.” Good times!

  • kimbev69

    I stripped for a yr when i was 21, it was alot of fun but very diff back then, i got paid $18 a set which is every other 20 mins, making that $36 an hour then kept all tips and the bar paid my agent $10 a booking i was working one nite or day a week while holding a fulltime sales secretary job for the insurance, i made over $28,000 in that one yr alone again 1 sometimes 2 times a week, i hear now the chick pays the bar to work there and they didnt do topless or lapdances back then either hmmm good times, esp the club that had the little caged stage that u step on the floor pedal and it goes up or down

  • JGo555

    This is NOT a laughing matter! She WAS trying to save money to pay her college tuition.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    lmfao

  • Heather_Habilatory

    Til you fall on your head.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I had forgotten all about that crap til Brandi brought it up.

  • daMonBrooks

    As a black man, I can easily jump 15 feet, and with my cat like lightening reflexes, phwf.
    As a crazy person, I’m also extremely delusional .

  • Sam

    For effort, if nothing else.

  • Abroad

    It was a spot of something slippery on the floor…..

  • brandi

    good times indeed…

  • JGo555

    WB!

  • kimbev69

    What is WB?

  • Abroad

    Welcome Back, usually.

  • kimbev69

    Ahhh thanks i have been mia :/

  • LeaveMeBe

    Small potatos. I was branded a fear-monger. Now THAT is a nickname worth printing on a t-shirt.

  • LeaveMeBe

    What glasses? :P

  • LeaveMeBe

    You’re hired!

  • JGo555

    Welcome back. You were gone for a while again but you’re back. I hope you’re feeling better too.

  • kimbev69

    So much better we are doing an IVF cycle in february

  • JGo555

    Yay! How’s Livi!?

  • kimbev69

    Add me on facebook i would love u to see her pics

  • fugly17
  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jennifer-Grotpeter/1618113467 Jennifer Grotpeter

    I went on a double date once, and my beau’s friend’s date had her arm in a cast. I asked her what happened, and she said she was injured at work. I asked her about Worker’s Comp, but she said she was an independent contractor, there was only so much her employer would do, and they made her go to a dreadful hospital- it was one on the East Side (East St. Louis, Sauget, and the surrounding areas of iniquity). I said, “where do you work?” and she said “Diamond Caberet- I fell off the stage.”
    Oh, my.
    Evidently, the girls have to pay to work at the strip clubs as some sort of contractor, and the club’s liability is limited. However, my father-in-law, who sells luxury cars for a living, once sold a Jaguar to a stripper. She put 90G INAG on the license plate.

  • JGo555

    You in DD Minions!? I don’t know your real life name so I can’t add you and I don’t want to post it. I’ll find you in the forums.

  • newstarshipsmell

    Aw, damn, and she’s an organ donor to boot. Now I feel a little bad about all the jokes.

  • kimbev69

    My real life name is on so many diff blogs its impossible to hide even if i wanted to but my fb is private and under kim graves

  • kara Conner

    she died.

  • Abroad

    Thank you for the update. This is very sad.

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